hi all i was wondering while i was at work today but would a standard tv be ok to be used in the cocktail position?
I've often used a standard tv in the cocktail position. How I usually do it is place it in front of the chair I'm sitting in, about several feet away. I've been known to switch the cocktail position from right hand to the left, but that's only after I've had a few. No need to go gettin' all crazy from the git-go.
As for safety, always rest your glass on a level and sturdy surface, and only mix as much as you're going to drink. No sense in letting a perfectly good cocktail go to waste because you passed out and can't finish it.

(seriously....SOMEONE had to do it. Might as well be me!)