beer drinking rules

[JoyMonkey]

Drinking beer rules.

[ChadTower]

I love beer and hate politics. I think that makes me liberal.

No no, if you loved beer and hated America, that would make you Liberal.

[DrewKaree]

but I live in an overly liberal city.

* DrewKaree may have just died from choking as he just read the understatement of the year 

[daywane]

Cutting someone off from beer is just plain rude. I and everyone I know is guilty of at least 9 out of 12 of these 112 rules. If you don't like the way that someone drinks don't invite them back.

Disclamer: I've had more than a few beers so if this post doesn't make any sense I'll regret it in the morning.

Rule #1 If you can't face what you did last night or what you have to do this morning you should not be drinking.

While this is true, it's also true that if you don't remember what you did, it never happened.

tried that in Court. did not fly 

[shmokes]

1/2 of KY is dry counties.

Isn't the whole point of KY to avoid being dry?

  heh....

KY's got nothing on Astroglide. 

[psik0tik]

I just use olive oil

[shmokes]

That's horrifying.

[DrewKaree]

Back to the topic thusly:

When Astroglide simply won't work, and my joints are still stiff, I head down to the local watering hole for a few glasses of joint lube.  Seems to clear everything up pretty well