ok,
for those of you who have a problem with ambiguous language.
apartment-sized means: small enough to be placed in an apartment setting.  I know, its a tough concept.
if you go back and read my original post, i complimented the board for how helpful reading posts were - then i begin my project, and get ranked on.
i guess ill spare you all and not post pictures.
Someone told me I had been elected Mayor of Smartassville.  My first act as an elected official was to mandate any living quarter be larger than 2' x 5', but evidently there are a few slums here and there.  I wanted to attract a baseball team, but ChadTower musta got the last good one.  I've heard of his home team....The Chuckleheads, IIRC.
Perhaps instead of a coin door, you can see if Happs has a special on humor, sense of.
If you call THAT getting ranked on, I'd have you in tears on a daily basis if you were an aquantance of mine!  Toughen up, sally, that was wicked funny.  Make witcher pics and relax a bit, you'll enjoy life more.  I promise.