God gave us our free agency to choose right from wrong, That's somethng that Satan (Lucifer) didn't want us to have. His plan was for everything to be done his way and he gets the glory, whereas Christ's plan was let everyone choose and give the glory to the father.
Okay...now I'm no religious scholar or anything, but this just doesn't add up to me. Let me see if I can lay this out.
1- Satan says, "Okay, God, check this out. See all these angels here that you want to send to earth. Well...you love them and all, and want them all back here so how's this. I'll go down there and bust ass and keep those suckers in line. Under my watch nobody will so much as forget to wipe. In return I want you to tell everybody I'm the bomb.
2- Jesus goes to him and says, "Screw that, God. Why not just sedn them down there and let them do whatever they want. They'll screw up and will no longer be worthy of your presence, so I'll go down and bleed through my pores which won't wipe away all of their sins, but just enough that the really good ones will be able to squeek by into Heaven, but the really bad ones will still end up in Hell. BUT......You can take all the credit.
3- So God, of course, takes Jesus' side and Satan gets pissed and starts a war and 1/3 of the people in heaven are like, "um....we actually think Satan's got a point. here. So they all get cast out and Satan goes down and sits on people's shoulders whipering naughty things in their ears (mostly stuff about sex and naked women in my case).
Okay...so here's where I get hazy. As I understand it our homeboy Jesus is planning to make a second (technically third) appearance where Satan is going to get chained up and thrown in a closet for a thousand years. Apparently without Satan sitting on our shoulders there will be
ABSOLUTELY NO SIN. Now...I know that there are a bunch of different sects of Christianity, but I'm pretty sure this is the stuff Clanggedin is talking about.
Okay....so.....tell me this. Why, if without Satan there would be ABSOLUTELY NO SIN, would Satan go to God and suggest that he go down and FORCE us to be good? Why would he need to force us to be good if we would be good without his help?
Or, Why, would Jesus go down and say that he will die for all our sins, if there wouldn't have been any sins to die for without Satan.
Both Lucifer's and Jesus' plans make absolutely no sense without Lucifer turning bad and inventing temptation. At the time that they came up with their plans they (supposedly) didn't know that Lucifer was going to turn into Satan. Yet their plans completely depend on evil satan's existence EVEN TO MAKE ANY SENSE. In a world that makes sense God would be like, "Jesus, Lucifer.....what in THE Hell are you talking about? Sin? Do y'all know something I don't? Why should we be planning for sin?"
I think it's abundantly clear that the three of them, God, Satan and Jesus, are just playing us? That they got together beforehand and planned this whole thing out -- right down to the war in Heaven? I'm afraid I'm going to get up to heaven and Jesus is going to be standing at the gates saying, "PUNK'D YA!!!"