Hes from Michigan... It might be the water  

Howard, have you used XPLite?  I heard it was pretty good, but it removed directX by default (or a setting).  Is that the only problem?  
I would LOVE to see someone with a cab friendly XP settings... 
Assuming mame, a few frontends out there... and a network connection only.
last time I tried to super/optimize XP it didn't boot... and I had to start over... sigh 
