SATANIC COUP D'TEAT IN AMERICA!!

[Floyd10]

http://www.100megsfree4.com/stimso/coup.htm

I don't believe one word of it (because they're full of S***), but it's funny.

don't say this isn't true, because I know that.
Not that I'm anti-santanist (I am one after all), Its just alot of this stuff is taken out of context, and the "horns" is the symbol of the texas football team, and a "good will" gesture from europe (Ireland or something). Whether or not those are taken from satanic roots I dunno.

[tep0583]

Ths isn't true.  

[danny_galaga]

it's coup d'etat...

are you really a satanist, floyd? what qualifies you? is it like when my friend tells me he's a taoist just because he read the 'i ching', but can't tell me what taoism is about?
  not picking on you but a lot of people say they are this or that but haven't really thought about it. if you are a satanist then maybe you would reserve some time each day to workship satan etc...

[DrewKaree]

it's coup d'etat...

So he means the overthrow of an udder?  I kinda like that!

I also agree....spend some time getting to know your "god" before you claim to be something you may not fully understand, no matter who you claim to worship.

[Magnet_Eye]

I don't have an opinion about this silly site, but Bush is a moron.  

[danny_galaga]

hehe. i like the first two images though  

edit: yes i like the idea of overthrowing udders too!! now where are my cupholders...

[Goz]

I overthrew an udder once and got a black eye.

-Goz

[fredster]

I don't have an opinion about this silly site, but Kerry is a moron.  

[DrewKaree]

I overthrew an udder once and got a black eye.

-Goz

stop dating cows....they're hazardous to your health.  

danny can probably vouch for the happy sheep population of Australia, perhaps the switch to something smaller is more your style

 

[Floyd10]

Sorry about misspelling.

Satanism isn't about devil worship. We don't look at the christian meaning of satan, but the hebrew meaning. Satan's just another animal. We pride ourselves on hedonism and indulgence, and conditional love.

[DrewKaree]

Sorry about misspelling.

Satanism isn't about devil worship. We don't look at the christian meaning of satan, but the hebrew meaning. Satan's just another animal. We pride ourselves on hedonism and indulgence, and conditional love.

sounds like a truly american "ism".  I'm all for indulging in the overthrow of udders, both liberal and conservative.  

Udders...kind of the exact opposite of "rolls off the tongue"...more like "escapes with a deep exhale".

If that were missing an "O", it would then be cup d'teat, and then I'd have to borrow danny's "cupholders"...thereby bringing this back full circle, to hedonism and indulgence.  

Maybe you spelled it right after all

[Alucard90]

Whoever made that website apperantly doesn't know what Univercity of Texas is! Hookem' Horns!  

[Floyd10]

They probably do, but I think they're relying on others to not.

[Mameotron]

Sorry about misspelling.

Satanism isn't about devil worship. We don't look at the christian meaning of satan, but the hebrew meaning. Satan's just another animal. We pride ourselves on hedonism and indulgence, and conditional love.

Hmm, you better go back and have another chat with the Rabbi.  The hebrew meaning is the same as the christian meaning.  He's the big bad dude.  Why call it Satanism if it's not about devil worship?  It's like saying christianity isn't really about god.

[danny_galaga]

I overthrew an udder once and got a black eye.

-Goz

stop dating cows....they're hazardous to your health.  

danny can probably vouch for the happy sheep population of Australia, perhaps the switch to something smaller is more your style

 

you still haven't said how miss tinkles is?

[danny_galaga]

kiwis please note i haven't made ANY jokes about sheep.

from what i understand, if you believe in satan, you believe in jesus. they both exist to counter each other.

from my concise oxford dictionary (drew groans):

satanism: 1 the workship of satan, with a travesty of christian forms. 2 the pursuit of evil for its own sake. 3 deliberate wickedness.

all unbelievers i beseach you. SAAVUL, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) is the only god to follow.


hooray for udders!!

[Floyd10]

Not really. I'm telling you, either read the satanic bible or goto http://www.churchofsatan.com. We believe him as just another animal. A betrayer, a rebel.

[shmokes]

Our father in Hell, we thank the for this food.  Please curse it to nourish and strengthen our bodies.  In the name of Lucifer, Amen.

[Floyd10]

Our father in Hell, we thank the for this food.  Please curse it to nourish and strengthen our bodies.  In the name of Lucifer, Amen.

XDXDXDXDXD

you dont get any say, atheist.

[shmokes]

I've been outed!!!  

[DrewKaree]

you still haven't said how miss tinkles is?

she cries at the door terribly every few days....and every time I grab a pencil, she gets this "I KNOW that thin, tiny shape!  Mi amore!" look in her eye....why don't you at least write, you cad?!?  Her appetite has decreased, but her coat has taken on a nice gloss...did you put some sort of "conditioner" on it during your visit?   "goodonya" mate!

I was also going to ask you...I heard a rumor that you got to go backstage at the Korn concert....are YOU the impetus behind "Freak on a Leash"?  I found an extra one left behind after your visit and....

I've been outed!!!  

UDDER LOVER!  I bet you're going to fight for the right to marry your cow, now.  This is headed down the slipperiest slope I've ever seen....sheer (udder?) nonsense, the whole mess of ya.

[Mameotron]

I posted this in another thread, but I couldn't resist putting it here.

According to www.dumblaws.com, this is an actual law on the books in West Virginia:

"It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs."

Hope she's a skinny cow!!

[Mameotron]

Not really. I'm telling you, either read the satanic bible or goto http://www.churchofsatan.com. We believe him as just another animal. A betrayer, a rebel.

lol, ok, you convinced me that you know a lot more about satanism than I do!

[Floyd10]

ty ty ty

[GGKoul]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0901041pig1.html

[Floyd10]

..thats just wrong

[DrewKaree]

..thats just wrong

now, is that r-o-n-g wrong, or are we saying it with the "w" now?  nevermind, that's for another thread....although that story might fit in those threads too....somewhere

[danny_galaga]

Not really. I'm telling you, either read the satanic bible or goto http://www.churchofsatan.com. We believe him as just another animal. A betrayer, a rebel.

hmmm, i'm still not convinced!! to me someone from the church of satan calling themselves a satanist is a bit like a scientologist calling themselves a christian!!

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this is all academic anyway since Saavul, the seven-headed goat god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) is the only true lord. all others are false.

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[Floyd10]

^^^ I have no clue what you mean by that. a scientologist would be calling himself a scientologist then

[danny_galaga]

^^^ I have no clue what you mean by that. a scientologist would be calling himself a scientologist then

actually im not sure what i mean either!! hehe. what i mean is that to me, any religion that has been contrived in the modern era and especially the twentieth century onwards is suspect. how can you trust the sanity of any person who, nowadays, says theyve had some sort of revelation? the best that can be said of them is that they suffer from temporal lobe epilepsy.

your 'church' and the 'church' of scientology both stem from the fifties and sixties.

but like i say, they're ALL wrong!! only Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) is supreme!!

[namzep]

Danny, one problem with that logic is that the same could be said of any religion, dating back to the beginnings of human history.  Religion as a mental disorder?  Seems pretty reasonable to me.

[DrewKaree]

only Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence) is supreme

so it IS an udder cupping, after all!  

[danny_galaga]

Danny, one problem with that logic is that the same could be said of any religion, dating back to the beginnings of human history.  Religion as a mental disorder?  Seems pretty reasonable to me.

i DO apply that logic to ALL religions. the ones based in antiquity i don't hassle as much because they are so ingrained into peoples culture. i think its every responsible cynics duty to break the chain on making new religions. except of course for....

 Saavul, the seven-headed goat-god (who will eat the moon one hundred years hence)  

incidentally, in Australia when they did the census someone started an email campaign urging people to put down 'jedi knight' as a religion. the story went that if enough people put it down it would become official. from memory quite a few people put it down (i was tempted) but just getting numbers wasn't, in point of fact, a criterion for gaining offical status. still, woulda been cool...

[Mameotron]

incidentally, in Australia when they did the census someone started an email campaign urging people to put down 'jedi knight' as a religion. the story went that if enough people put it down it would become official. from memory quite a few people put it down (i was tempted) but just getting numbers wasn't, in point of fact, a criterion for gaining offical status. still, woulda been cool...

Reminds me of when Crayola had the big deal about renaming the crayon "Indian Red".  You could go online and submit your suggestions.  Try as I might, "Marlboro Red" just didn't make the cut...

[shmokes]

In the last U.K. Census 390,000 people entered their religion as Jedi Knight (more than either Sikhs, Bushists or Jews), with some areas registering up to 2.6% of people as Jedi.

[GGKoul]

In the last U.K. Census 390,000 people entered their religion as Jedi Knight (more than either Sikhs, Bushists or Jews), with some areas registering up to 2.6% of people as Jedi.

I wonder if there's a breakdown of Darkside vs. Goodside Jedi's??

[danny_galaga]

hey cool. floyd, i just made my 666th post!!!

[danny_galaga]

damn, now its 667...

[danny_galaga]

hang on, now its 668

[danny_galaga]

and now im suffering from permanent deja vu...