Why does every adjective need to be cut down to one syllable??

[pbj]

My ATV strategy was to find an area I knew better than any law enforcement.   

[ChadTower]

That's just because the MA fun police have made it illegal to ride pretty much anywhere in the state.

Seems reasonable enough to me for a rider to need permission to ride on private property.  If you can't walk on private property why would you be allowed to ride?

The problem with being faster than law enforcement here is that they know where you parked the truck.  There are only so many parking lots to the forested areas and you can't ride on the street from someplace else.

[Malenko]

There are only so many parking lots to the forested areas and you can't ride on the street from someplace else.

Yeah wouldnt wanna break the law while breaking the law 

[ChadTower]

There are only so many parking lots to the forested areas and you can't ride on the street from someplace else.

Yeah wouldnt wanna break the law while breaking the law 

Differing consequences.  One is a fine.  The other is an impounded vehicle. 

[Malenko]

There are only so many parking lots to the forested areas and you can't ride on the street from someplace else.

Yeah wouldnt wanna break the law while breaking the law 

Differing consequences.  One is a fine.  The other is an impounded vehicle.

Or neither if you get away.

[ChadTower]

And if you don't get away you're looking at about 5 other charges that are all more serious.  All to avoid driving to NH where they allow ATV riding just about anywhere.

[Vigo]

All to avoid driving to NH...

New Hampshire!??!

[Malenko]

And if you don't get away you're looking at about 5 other charges that are all more serious.  All to avoid driving to NH where they allow ATV riding just about anywhere.

You are far too retarded to talk to. I forgot that on your resume you are a paralegal or an attorney (or likely both).

[Howard_Casto]

Around here the thing to do apparently is get an ATV, put it in your driveway, and rev the engine for hours while pretending to tune it up.  Then put it back in the garage.  Don't actually ride it anywhere.

That's just because the MA fun police have made it illegal to ride pretty much anywhere in the state.

Mind you it IS annoying, but it sometimes serves a purpose.  If you haven't driven it in a while or it's badly tuned, has bad gas, ect ect, then rev-ing the engine will sometimes blow the gunk out of the carb.  Then again, unless it's a POS it should have a muffle on it and not annoying people that much.  Of course the white trash idiots like to put mufflers on that make their stuff louder... so there's that. 

And on the whole legality argument... it's technically illegal to ride them in most places in WV without a barrage of safety flags, in some counties a "farmers license" and other stuff.  I guess that's why I counted about 30 pass by the house today (typical number)   

Remember Chad, some laws aren't enforceable.   

[pbj]

I used to ride an ATV around a green belt under a bunch of power lines.  Only cop I saw out there was the off duty one that parked his car across a public road that just happened to lead to a cult. 

https://www.bsfinternational.org/bsf-home

 

[ChadTower]

Here the utility rights of way are heavily marked No Trespassing and are watched.  They're under Homeland Security protection.  Anything with that designation has been pretty strictly off limits since the Boston Marathon bombing.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Malenko thinks it's a reasonable idea to ride an illegal vehicle on public roads and then run from the Police when they notice.  Where exactly are you going to run on a forested plot of about 175 acres?  This isn't Oklahoma.  The only really large areas of open space are water.


Howard, they are enforced here, which is why these guys are in their driveways and not a public park.  We don't have open areas large enough to run in.

[Malenko]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Malenko thinks it's a reasonable idea to ride an illegal vehicle on public roads and then run from the Police when they notice.  Where exactly are you going to run on a forested plot of about 175 acres?  This isn't Oklahoma.  The only really large areas of open space are water.

Bait taken! See that's just it, you are applying the situation to only where you live. I was talking about Texas, where pbj is. I was also saying that if youre gonna break the law go all the way, in jest.  They have ATV trails in some state parks in Delaware, you just have to have a valid drivers license or if you are under age be with a parent or guardian. I dont ride an ATV, and I dont have a dog in this fight.  Im surprised you have time to ride an ATV with all your other occupations.

[Le Chuck]

This thread be cray yo!  For real.

[opt2not]

Yeah it's getting pretty ridic. <that's the latest one I heard> 

[lilshawn]

This thread be cray yo!  For real.

totes. If this get's any more cray, it's gettin' shuffed to pol & religion.

for the record....

I'm not the murderer.

[yotsuya]

This thread be cray yo!  For real.

"Oh, stewardess! I speak Jive. He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."

[Le Chuck]

This thread be cray yo!  For real.

Shiiit, chump don't want no help chump don't get no help, jive turkey
"Oh, stewardess! I speak Jive. He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."

[yotsuya]

Yotsuya: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Le Chuck: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

Yotsuya: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Le Chuck: Uh-huh.

Yotsuya: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

Le Chuck: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

Yotsuya: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

Yotsuya & Le Chuck: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! **gives five**

Yotsuya: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

[PL1]

Golly.


Scott

[yotsuya]

Golly.


Scott

Scott knows what's what. 

[PL1]

Barbara Billingsley isn't the only honky that can speak jive.   


Scott