Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart

[Ginsu Victim]

[Donkey_Kong]

This spotting should be of no real surprise ... 

Did you know that 97% of shopping cart handle bars at walmart were found to contain traces of 'poop'?   

[spoot]

 

[Howard_Casto]

This spotting should be of no real surprise ... 

Did you know that 97% of shopping cart handle bars at walmart were found to contain traces of 'poop'?   

I hate to tell you this but traces of human fecal matter can be found in any human dwelling.  From walmart to your grandma's house.  There's poop on EVERYTHING!!!!

[SNAAKE]

 

[RayB]

Fish poop in your drinking water.

[jamesjones626]

There's ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Everywhere



 

[Ed_McCarron]

Fish poop in your drinking water.

At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

[DaOld Man]

That XYZ poop is probably the worst variety.

[Vigo]

Aww. Someone pooped on that little girl in the boa...and her twin sister.

[Mikezilla]

Damn it, I cant see the picture cause of the damn work filter! 

[Ed_McCarron]

Thats not poop...  It's an upside down dood.

[Ginsu Victim]

Damn it, I cant see the picture cause of the damn work filter! 

How about this?

[Mikezilla]

Haha thanks GV. Now I know what the hell all of you are talking about. 

[scofthe7seas]

Fish poop in your drinking water.

At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

They do filter it, but not at all completely. There is what is called an "acceptable level". This is actually a practice in just about every food and drink industry. There is an acceptable amount of feces in burgers at Burger King.
I was in the lab where I work and saw some test results left out on a table. Businesses with their own source of water (well water) have to have the water tested periodically for the amount of fecal matter in it. Many other unfiltered things are not tested for. The place in question failed.

[Ed_McCarron]

Fish poop in your drinking water.

At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

They do filter it, but not at all completely. There is what is called an "acceptable level". This is actually a practice in just about every food and drink industry. There is an acceptable amount of feces in burgers at Burger King.
I was in the lab where I work and saw some test results left out on a table. Businesses with their own source of water (well water) have to have the water tested periodically for the amount of fecal matter in it. Many other unfiltered things are not tested for. The place in question failed.

That was sarcasm.  I forgot the smiley.  Luckily, most of the water I work with (I work in the water industry) is well, not surface.  Very little in the way of organic contaminants.  Most of what I deal with is removal of unwanted minerals (iron and manganese are the two most common), with the occasional aerator to strip off some volatile that crept in to the aquifer (mostly from industry, benzene, tricholoroethylene, all kinds of other -enes).  The wells I see are pretty deep -- most in the 500-1000' range -- that the only way organics get in is via contamination at the time of drilling.  Of course, they treat the well with a super high concentration of chlorine to kill off any bugs, then flush, then put it into production once it passes the bacteria tests.  It'll have some kind of chemical filtration or sequesterant to remove the majority of the material, then a polishing filter to clean up taste, odor, and color before sending it out to customers.  I see all kinds of things that are in the water, and I still drink it.

Surface is a whole other ball of wax.  Lots of interesting things floating around in there.

[hypernova]

I'm quite suspicious...

I charge that you didn't find it.  Rather, I make the accusation you put it there yourself!!

[Howard_Casto]

Fish poop in your drinking water.

At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

They do filter it, but not at all completely. There is what is called an "acceptable level". This is actually a practice in just about every food and drink industry. There is an acceptable amount of feces in burgers at Burger King.
I was in the lab where I work and saw some test results left out on a table. Businesses with their own source of water (well water) have to have the water tested periodically for the amount of fecal matter in it. Many other unfiltered things are not tested for. The place in question failed.

That was sarcasm.  I forgot the smiley.  Luckily, most of the water I work with (I work in the water industry) is well, not surface.  Very little in the way of organic contaminants.  Most of what I deal with is removal of unwanted minerals (iron and manganese are the two most common), with the occasional aerator to strip off some volatile that crept in to the aquifer (mostly from industry, benzene, tricholoroethylene, all kinds of other -enes).  The wells I see are pretty deep -- most in the 500-1000' range -- that the only way organics get in is via contamination at the time of drilling.  Of course, they treat the well with a super high concentration of chlorine to kill off any bugs, then flush, then put it into production once it passes the bacteria tests.  It'll have some kind of chemical filtration or sequesterant to remove the majority of the material, then a polishing filter to clean up taste, odor, and color before sending it out to customers.  I see all kinds of things that are in the water, and I still drink it.

Surface is a whole other ball of wax.  Lots of interesting things floating around in there.

Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

[scofthe7seas]

Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

[Mikezilla]

Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

Sand paper aint ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. Real men use steel wool. 

[Ginsu Victim]

Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

Sand paper aint ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. Real men use steel wool. 

Belt sander is great. Takes care of hemorrhoids, too.

[Donkbaca]

I like how someone posts "Hey new here, can someone help" an they get 4 responses with the inevitable STFU noob! Use the search and check out the wiki!

Someone has the word poop in their subject line, and BAM 22 posts.  And yes, I have been suckered in to posting as well

[Mikezilla]

Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

Sand paper aint ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. Real men use steel wool. 

Belt sander is great. Takes care of hemorrhoids, too.

I guess I need to get me a belt sander then. Damn. I got some wicked hemorrhoids. 

[Ginsu Victim]

Use lube next time, it helps.

Expert advice of a power-bottom?

[scofthe7seas]

Use lube next time, it helps.

Wait wait wait wait wait.
Lube? What are we talking about here, now? We're having a pleasant discussion regarding exit only activities, Mr.

Please keep your lascivious digressions to yourself.

[Howard_Casto]

I like how someone posts "Hey new here, can someone help" an they get 4 responses with the inevitable STFU noob! Use the search and check out the wiki!

Someone has the word poop in their subject line, and BAM 22 posts.  And yes, I have been suckered in to posting as well

Well to be fair the "can someone help" posts are typically quite annoying. 

We don't frequent the boards 24/7 and yet if somebody doesn't answer the noobs question within 15 seconds we are treated to 5 or 6 "*BUMP*" posts and perhaps similar posts on every single emulation related forum on the internet. 

Patience is the key and unfortunately most of our new users haven't learned that yet.

Plus poop is funny.  Go ahead and and say it aloud... I dare you not to giggle a little. 

[Donkbaca]

bump

[jennifer]

        EWWWWWWWW.......... poop is just gross!

[hypernova]

Typical woman...



You need the Y chromosome to fully appreciate everything concerning poop.

[Ginsu Victim]

Though they find newborn baby poop cute.

This soon changes.

[ChadTower]

Thats not poop...  It's an upside down dood.