So I guess the answer is no, there are no horror stories.
I once dug up an old arcade cabinet that I found buried in my backyard. I spent the better part of a week fixing it up, getting that old beauty whirring again. Finally the moment was at hand, I plugged it in. Rather than the standard BIOS screen to celebrate my success, I was greeted by a...um...cursed circle thingy...
Cursed Circle Thingy...Chills went through down my spine. Soon after the video completed, I received a phone call. The crackly voice at the other end of the line just said "two days..." and hung up. I spent the next 48 hours digging through old microfiche newspapers at the library, trying to find something that would help, anything to explain this madness. 47.5 hours into my search I found the article...."Cursed arcade machine buried in ancient Indian burial ground!" I immediately called the police and frantically tried to explain what was happening...to no avail. They did not believe me. I sped home, at high speeds, narrowly avoiding car accident after accident. I ran into my house, just as the phone rang. I answered the phone, slowly putting the receiver to my ear. To my horror, I heard screeching, wild noises, of animals being tortured and nails being dragged slowly down chalk boards. I immediately hung up. The phone rang again! I picked up and screamed "Why are you torturing me! I just want to play space invaders!...maybe a little NBA JAM, if there's time!" A voice yelled through the line "Mark! Mark! This is the police! We traced the call, and it came from....INSIDE YOUR ARCADE MACHINE!" I immediate opened up the access panel behind the cabinet. Inside, on top of the computer, was only a note... It read....
Sup Mark, I'm the creepy evil spirit thing, that's hell bent on creeping you out 'n' stuff. You like totally saved the day, I just realized that you installed some exhaust fans in here. I feel soooo much better now, thank you for doing that. I wasn't really cursed, I was just like hot in here.
The End. Crisis averted. Exhaust fans worked for me.
