"please don't kick me in me nards"
I almost went insane hearing the commercials in that store, while searching for .187 disconnects amongst their wide selection of .250's. I've referred to the place as My-nards ever since. I have my own little version of their commercial - "discount whore-house" themed - I'm fairly certain it's not appropriate for the forum.

(hint - a line of women singing "save big money! you save big money, when we *bleep* *edited* *censored*")
I seriously think they're trying to be subliminal with the shoppers. I can see an army of power-tool zombies, shuffling towards me with glazed eyes, chanting "save big money... save big money... shop menards... save big money... save big money..."