I always thought it was bags of ---Deutsche Frankfurters---.  Bowls are for ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.  Eat a bag of ---Deutsche Frankfurters---, and while you are at it, have a bowl of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- for desert.  In fact I think thats a "would you rather?" question. 
Would you rather:
a) Eat a bag of ---Deutsche Frankfurters---
b) Eat a bowl of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.