"It also comes with a slimline phone so you can have a private phone conversation while setting in your lounge chair."
WOW what a concept. Who needs a cell phone when I can just drag a phone line to my favorite lounge chair.
But alas I'll have to pass, as I wouldn't want to see the seller part with such a vintage custom chair. I couldn't look myself in the mirror, nor would I have time to while calling all of my friends from this piece of art.