I got some Anti-Chuff

I keep damaging things.......on me. My tally so far over the last few weeks is:
1. Fractured right knee, my dog ( a big Red Heeler), whose head is made of concrete ran full-on into the side of my knee while playing with his best mate (a Staffy Bull Terrier) down at the park. I heard and felt a pop as I went down only to have the two dogs jump and slobber all over me. My Meniscus is ruptured and a bone fractured. I've had an MRI and have to wear a brace for six weeks.
2. Stubbed left small toe on a metal desk leg - torn ligaments, bruising & swelling not a big deal, lucky it didn't break but still hurt like hell though.
3. Yesterday I came off my pushbike, going at speed down a hill, I went over the handle bars onto the concrete path and grazed up my arm and shoulder, this could have been a lot worse, I guess I just rolled the right way when I hit

. My helmet has a nice dent in it now.
Blah, the leg brace is kinda cool with a Mad Max hinge type thing going on. Too cavalier, old age or both

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