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Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« on: October 14, 2009, 11:23:54 am »
I just read the Marge Simpson will pose, UHHHH I mean be drawn for Playboy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091009/ap_on_en_ot/us_playboy_marge_simpson

I dont think I will buy it or subscribe, although that is the marketing strategy.

Any computer - internet - nerd knows Marge Simpson and family has been making harcore porn - incest pics for some time. Just scour the net.

Playboy mag is for the viagra crowd anyway! They dont use computers!

I bet the viagra crowd will wonder how they got Marge to do it? I'll bet they'll be writing letters to see Jessica Rabbit!  :laugh2:

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 11:29:27 am »
Any computer - internet - nerd knows Marge Simpson and family has been making harcore porn - incest pics for some time. Just scour the net.


I didn't know that... now I'm going to have to scour the net.

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 11:40:08 am »
hehe, my wife is making a Queen of Hearts dress for halloween. Last night she typed in "Alice in Wonderland" to find pictures of the queen of hearts. She was greeted by a few thumbnail photos of Alice taking on a gang bang sprinkled through the results. Oh man, it was hilarious!

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 12:03:02 pm »
If everybody goes to the Internet for their cartoon porn, what will happen to the poor workers at Playboy ?

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 12:13:18 pm »
If everybody goes to the Internet for their cartoon porn, what will happen to the poor workers at Playboy ?

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 12:56:26 pm »
Just go to Google Images and search for "Simpsons porn". You'll get tons of great Simpsons (including Marge) porn pics. Check out Family Guy, Futurama, and American Dad porn too.

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 10:54:53 pm »
Just go to Google Images and search for "Simpsons porn". You'll get tons of great Simpsons (including Marge) porn pics. Check out Family Guy, Futurama, and American Dad porn too.

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 12:25:29 am »

I'll answer the question. YES! I will buy this issue (",)


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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 08:41:02 am »
I always knew there was something eerie looking about you in your av pic...

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 11:57:21 am »
Nope, no interest at all. Playboy bores me
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 01:08:30 pm »
I would only assume the Simpsons collectors would buy it but that is a niche market!

The Simpsons have wained in popularity although is still a favorite of many, but most can do with/or without them. If FOX cancelled their show, it would indeed be a sad day for television!

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 01:44:45 pm »

Maybe Fox should just issue a recall of the last 4 seasons instead.

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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 01:51:13 pm »
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 03:49:37 pm »
I'll buy two.  One for collecting purposes and the other, well...  reading the articles of course.

As for Playboy's plans to lure me in as a subscriber, there stuff is too softcore for my tastes.
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 04:07:29 pm »
Simpsons hasn't been relevant for many, many years. I haven't watched a new episode since the big "Who shot mr. Burns?" story.

Oh, and showing Treehouse of horror in November kind of defeats the purpose!

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2009, 04:58:33 pm »
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2009, 07:19:11 pm »
Oh, and showing Treehouse of horror in November kind of defeats the purpose!

I think that was the joke behind the 'Treehouse of Horror's' episodes!

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2009, 07:49:02 pm »
Who cares about the relevance of the Simpsons?  It's a TV Show to enjoy.  Never aimed to be anything more than that.  I still enjoy it - even the weaker ones.

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2009, 09:25:51 pm »
I already have THE ULTIMATE pic of Marge.
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2009, 07:12:42 am »
I used to read look at Playboy, many years ago.
They had real girls in them then, so I have to ask, why fascination with a cartoon character?

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2009, 09:01:37 am »
I think that was the joke behind the 'Treehouse of Horror's' episodes!


Not originally.  At first they were in Nov just because that is where their timeslot fell that week.  Eventually it became a joke because they were smart enough to acknowledge it was stupid.

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2009, 10:08:36 am »
Am I wrong or at some point in the distant past did they actually air the episodes on Halloween?

Don't think they really did unless Halloween fell of a Sunday (or Thursday in the early 90's).  If they did it was a replay of older TOH episodes.  But they always (or almost always if there's one exception I'm missing) stuck to airing new episodes on its assigned time slot.   

I think that was the joke behind the 'Treehouse of Horror's' episodes!


Not originally.  At first they were in Nov just because that is where their timeslot fell that week.  Eventually it became a joke because they were smart enough to acknowledge it was stupid.

What happened was Fox got rights to air the baseball post-season (World Series, etc.) for a while so that pushed new episodes back until November (this means season premier was Treehouse of Horror). 

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2009, 07:55:10 pm »
I used to read look at Playboy, many years ago.
They had real girls in them then, so I have to ask, why fascination with a cartoon character?

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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2009, 10:59:11 pm »
I miss classy magazine covers.  Now they have to plaster the whole damned table of contents on the cover.  Not just Playboy, of course.  Almost every magazine has succumbed.
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2009, 05:41:04 pm »
I miss classy magazine covers.  Now they have to plaster the whole damned table of contents on the cover.  Not just Playboy, of course.  Almost every magazine has succumbed.

Mm-mm. Maybe girls are reading Playboy now.....  ??
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2009, 12:43:27 pm »
I baught the mag.... TERRIBLE... two pics of marge with the "profile" page.... i wasnt expecting anything crazy....... it was definatly WEAK

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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2009, 05:54:32 pm »
I baught the mag.... TERRIBLE... two pics of marge with the "profile" page.... i wasnt expecting anything crazy....... it was definatly WEAK

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« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2009, 07:00:38 pm »
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« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2009, 12:51:00 pm »
Playboy! Heck no, but Hustler.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Will Marge Simpson posing for Playboy make you buy the mag?
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2009, 10:43:01 pm »
Seriously, that magazines still exist is ridiculous. That anything that isn't triple XXX rated exists is ridiculous.
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« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2009, 11:46:12 pm »
That anything that isn't triple XXX rated exists is ridiculous.


You're not XXX rated, which actually makes your position stronger, IMO. 
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« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2009, 11:47:53 pm »
Seriously, that magazines still exist is ridiculous. That anything that isn't triple XXX rated exists is ridiculous.

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