When will I learn...
If a thread's subject isn't a real subject and just a description, then the thread is going to be the opposite of what the subject says.
But if it said "Crappy Robot That Looks Like A Tickle Me Elmo With No Fur" you wouldn't have clicked on it and commented.
Then Ummon couldn't have replied with something like: "Erm. Hahn, Hahn, Hahn", indicative of the fact that he is also a bigger, furless Tickle Me Elmo.
Tickle Me Ummon totally got you.