Freakin' Cold

[AtomSmasher]

cold as heck now!!!
I am having problems with my wood!

I've heard Viagra can help with that type of problem.

[protokatie]

got wet  Feh!
I have some dry but most got wet

Why are you complaining? Or did your BF not have fun in your "wet"? Dry is bad, but vagisil works wonders.

Sorry, but after what atomsmasher said, I HAD TO.

[daywane]

you guys are just plain sick 

[Mauzy]

pfft. You guys whining about when its 6 and 7 degrees. Today (and tomorrow if the weather people are right) it was a high of 4^o with 35 mph wind 90% of the day. That's about 30 degrees BELOW 0 with wind chill factored. Fun stuff!

EDIT: Jesus. somehow i missed everything that was said above this post. I don't think I've ever seen this board outside of the cheesecake thread go that far. kudos.

[polaris]

EDIT: Jesus. somehow i missed everything that was said above this post. I don't think I've ever seen this board outside of the cheesecake thread go that far. kudos.

ohh katie's done better than that, but she needs to be really drunk 

[protokatie]

EDIT: Jesus. somehow i missed everything that was said above this post. I don't think I've ever seen this board outside of the cheesecake thread go that far. kudos.

ohh katie's done better than that, but she needs to be really drunk 

If you are refering to me, then yeah. I made a REALLY promiscuous post while trashed. Saint had to edit out like 90% of it. For those who saw it, I bet you got more than a laugh.. (I barely remember posting it)

EDIT: I almost wonder why Saint didnt ban me for it. Meh, it WAS in PnR and therefor not even readable by most, and on top of that, it was an isolated instance. (Either that or saint doesnt want anyone saying he bans "minorities")

[polaris]

EDIT: Jesus. somehow i missed everything that was said above this post. I don't think I've ever seen this board outside of the cheesecake thread go that far. kudos.

ohh katie's done better than that, but she needs to be really drunk 

If you are refering to me, then yeah. I made a REALLY promiscuous post while trashed. Saint had to edit out like 90% of it. For those who saw it, I bet you got more than a laugh.. (I barely remember posting it)

i wasn't trying to be mean, you may not believe me but i like your sense of humour, drunk or sober

[Ummon]

EDIT: I almost wonder why Saint didnt ban me for it. Meh, it WAS in PnR and therefor not even readable by most, and on top of that, it was an isolated instance. (Either that or saint doesnt want anyone saying he bans "minorities")

Being female means you're a minority?

[protokatie]

EDIT: I almost wonder why Saint didnt ban me for it. Meh, it WAS in PnR and therefor not even readable by most, and on top of that, it was an isolated instance. (Either that or saint doesnt want anyone saying he bans "minorities")

Being female means you're a minority?

Yes, according to the stereotype of females and math: 51% is less than 50%.

@polaris: Didnt know if you were refering to me or someone else.

[ChadTower]

Around here being female probably makes her a single digit minority... and being willing to admit it makes her a less than 1% minority.

It's about 2 degrees farenheit here this morning... school bus was a half hour late and I almost had to bring the kids in to avoid frostbite.  Poor little girl across the street stands there all alone even on days like this.  Makes me want to slap her parents around for a half hour.

One good thing, though - my brother came across some 8th row Patriots tickets last minute yesterday, gave them to me, so my wife and I were at the Pats game sitting through that ice storm watching the Pats kick the crap out of a completely incompetent Cardinals team.   

[daywane]

WELL MY DAY STARED OF JUST DANDY!
I got up , drank 2 cups of Java.
hoped in my wife's car. 5 Deg. out side.
made it 10 miles, car is over heating.
Bought Anti freeze @ $11.00 a gal times 2
still no help. Took me 1 hr to limp back home.
Hoped in the 89 Toyota pick up. made it 3 miles.....OVER HEATED!!
got close to the house and BANG ! a loud pop! Steam is ROLLING out the back    That sounds like a freeze plug to me 
I limp this truck home.
I almost jumped into the S10 but then thought about it. I checked the radiator. Yep Ice chunks are in it.
I Checked my brothers truck (next door ) his is fine, I stole his truck 
At Lunch my wife calls me, Her brother died at 4 am 
just shoot me now.

[shmokes]

HELLO???  Females are a literal minority, not thanks to stereotyping, but discrimination.  Women are promoted to executive-level positions with FAR less frequency than men.  They're paid less than men.  Despite their advantage in the overall population only 16 of 100 U.S. senators are women (15 if Hillary Clinton is replaced with a man).  As of this election cycle the New Hampshire state senate has more women in it than men.  That makes 2008 the first time in history that Women have been a majority in a state legislative branch.

In short, population is just about the only area where women are not a literal minority.  In other words, they are a nominal majority, but in any way that actually matters they are a minority. 

[protokatie]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Shmokes. Luckily I live in a state that has 2 female federal senators. If memory serves me, this is the only state where this has happened. Regardless, I do not try to make waves here, this is an arcade forum/sausage fest so I am here for the MFM and minipac talks.

[danny_galaga]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Shmokes. Luckily I live in a state that has 2 female federal senators. If memory serves me, this is the only state where this has happened. Regardless, I do not try to make waves here, this is an arcade forum/sausage fest so I am here for the MFM and minipac talks.

wait, you're a chick? cool, there have been a few others here, but they were never very active. the fact you are, i just assumed you were a dude 

[HaRuMaN]

...so I am here for the MFM...

Say what now?

[ChadTower]

I still say John Kerry is a really ugly chick.

[shardian]

wait, you're a chick? cool, there have been a few others here, but they were never very active. the fact you are, i just assumed you were a dude 

Yeah, she needs to add a hyphen between 'proto' and 'Katie' in her screen name.

[ChadTower]

I must be username dyslexic or something because I always read that as Prototakie.  I was surprised to notice that's not how it actually is.   

[saint]

I must be username dyslexic or something because I always read that as Prototakie.  I was surprised to notice that's not how it actually is.   

Actually, same thing here. Realized it some time ago, but at first I read it the same way you did.

[shmokes]

WTF?  Me too.  Right up until this thread when she referred to herself as a her and I realized the significance of the "Katie" reference.  LOL . . . what is it with that word?

[polaris]

I must be username dyslexic or something because I always read that as Prototakie.  I was surprised to notice that's not how it actually is.   

Actually, same thing here. Realized it some time ago, but at first I read it the same way you did.

yep me too i read it wrong til she pointed it out in a thread, weird, what the ---fudgesicle--- is a prototakie then 

EDIT actually i'm sure i read shardian's name as sharidan for ages, and im sure i've seen people write it as that, saint are you putting lsd on these pages

[Ed_McCarron]

I must be username dyslexic or something because I always read that as Prototakie. 

Well, as long as you weren't reading it as Proctologist I think you're safe.

[ChadTower]

Well, as long as you weren't reading it as Proctologist I think you're safe.

Ed, man, what are you talking about?   

I read shardian's name as sharidan for the longest time.  He actually corrected me because I kept referring to him as sharidan.

[polaris]

Well, as long as you weren't reading it as Proctologist I think you're safe.

Ed, man, what are you talking about?   

I read shardian's name as sharidan for the longest time.  He actually corrected me because I kept referring to him as sharidan.

considering you guys chat a lot in threads and your post count, i wonder how many thousand times you did it before he finally cracked

[Ummon]

I read shardian's name as sharidan for the longest time.  He actually corrected me because I kept referring to him as sharidan.

That's why I pet-named him. No, though I may've dys'd it too in the early days, I just call him that because. As for pk, ya all are fu-nnY. This isn't the first time it's come up, I mentioned it a few times early on, and I swear some of you were involved meaning you knew and have forgotten. I guess many of you don't regularly stalk profiles of anyone like I do. Anyways, it's kinda too bad I missed it - but I have no interest in PnR.

[protokatie]

It took me until the first time that I had to do an "@" to shardian in a reply before I realized that it wasnt sharidan... (And that was only because I wanted to make sure I spelt the name right  )

There are a few other names here that I realized like months after seeing the name that I was seeing it incorrectly 

[protokatie]

I guess many of you don't regularly stalk profiles of anyone like I do.

I stalk profiles on occasion, mostly out of location curiosity (There should be a requirement for having location specified (state, province, or atleast nation) on this forum).
Luckily I hit Javery's profile right before her B-day, so I sent her a PM wishing her a happy birthday (this was a few months ago, and I only really found out about it when using the calendar feature that showed her B-day coming up).

EDIT: Happy 78th Bday on the 25th to arc-ader.

[Mauzy]

It took me until the first time that I had to do an "@" to shardian in a reply before I realized that it wasnt sharidan...

Is it really? Well damn. I'm ~650 posts into this forum and I never noticed that. I wonder what else I've missed.

[danny_galaga]

It took me until the first time that I had to do an "@" to shardian in a reply before I realized that it wasnt sharidan...

Is it really? Well damn. I'm ~650 posts into this forum and I never noticed that. I wonder what else I've missed.

mcain lost

[Mauzy]

It took me until the first time that I had to do an "@" to shardian in a reply before I realized that it wasnt sharidan...

Is it really? Well damn. I'm ~650 posts into this forum and I never noticed that. I wonder what else I've missed.

mcain lost

Where did Gore place? I hope to god we don't have Bush a second time around...

[Ed_McCarron]

Ed, man, what are you talking about?   

You ask that like I have a clue?

[shardian]

Okay...so everyone thinks I am a girl, and everyone thinks protokatie is a guy. That's nice to know...
::insert flip off emoticon here::

[ChadTower]

Sharidan is a girl's name?  I didn't see it that way. 

[shardian]

Someone here spelled it Sheridan one day.

[Ed_McCarron]

Someone here spelled it Sheridan one day.

Hey, I know that chick!

[ahofle]

I know at least a few of you here thought I was 'a hole'.   

[Ummon]

I know at least a few of you here thought I was 'a hole'.  

---steaming pile of meadow muffin---, no doubt. I'm so guilty of that a while back. I really had to re-educate myself not to see it. But, hey, that's why the 'mixed letter' test works, eh?

I guess many of you don't regularly stalk profiles of anyone like I do.

I stalk profiles on occasion, mostly out of location curiosity (There should be a requirement for having location specified (state, province, or atleast nation) on this forum).
Luckily I hit Javery's profile right before her B-day, so I sent her a PM wishing her a happy birthday (this was a few months ago, and I only really found out about it when using the calendar feature that showed her B-day coming up).

What? javery's a girl?  Never made no mention, and now I can't even find the damn thing. Stupid search function.

[Dartful Dodger]

Today I woke up to a thunder storm that washed away all the snow and they are saying there is a tornado warning.  It's about 50 degrees warmer than yesterday.

I think Ming is testing us.

[Kevin Mullins]

We're getting some of the weird weather here in Oklahoma as well.
Was like 76 yesterday, then some hella thunderstorms rolled in this morning with a cold front.
Who knows what tomorrow may bring. 

(still waiting on the ice)

[AtomSmasher]

Welcome to the Coldest Town on Earth

As winter sets in, the 800 hearty denizens of the coldest town on earth are bracing for one of the most frigid blasts yet, as forecasters predict that temperatures in Oymyakon, Siberia, could plunge to the coldest ever recorded in an inhabited location.