Will it fit in my basement?

[Stingray]

I live in Oklahoma, and I don't have a basement. My hypothetical friend lives in Australia and also does not have a basement. Hypothetically (assuming it will fit), if his hypothetical basement were placed inside my hypothetical basement, what would the overall hypothetical outcome be, hypothetically? I'm suspecting some kind of rip-a-hole-in-the-universe-end-of-reality scenario, but I understand that the acquisition of a second opinion might be in order. I know that someone here knows the answer. kthxbai

-S

[ChadTower]

I live in Oklahoma, and I don't have a basement. My hypothetical friend lives in Australia and also does not have a basement. Hypothetically (assuming it will fit), if his hypothetical basement were placed inside my hypothetical basement, what would the overall hypothetical outcome be, hypothetically? I'm suspecting some kind of rip-a-hole-in-the-universe-end-of-reality scenario, but I understand that the acquisition of a second opinion might be in order. I know that someone here knows the answer. kthxbai

-S

Asshat.

(glad to see you're alive, bro.  Welcome back!)

[Stingray]

Yeah but seriously, hole in the fabric of the cosmos, or will it just make my neighbor's cow give sour milk? It's very important that I get the answer to this question
IMMEDIATELY!!!!! 

-S

[ChadTower]

Yeah but seriously, hole in the fabric of the cosmos, or will it just make my neighbor's cow give sour milk?

Yes.

[punxrus]

Wow...my head hurts just from reading this thread...

[MinerAl]

In order to keep the cosmos from tearing, please use the Big Zipper when moving hypothetical basements.  Make sure to XYZ when you're done.

However, this does not address the problem that the hypothetical Australian basement is from the future...

[ChadTower]

I think his hadron just collided.

[Chris G]

WTF is Stingray?     

[missioncontrol]

Wow...my head hurts just from reading this thread...

That's because you don't know networking... You're going to need two sound cards.

[ChadTower]

have you tried using two sound cards first?

Cabs are made from MDF.  Is it harder to load assembled MDF into a truck than it is to load sheets?   

[punxrus]

Wow...my head hurts just from reading this thread...

That's because you don't know networking... You're going to need two sound cards.

Ha! Funnies thing I've heard all day! Only because I'm a network engineer! 

[KevSteele]

have you tried using two sound cards first?

Cabs are made from MDF.  Is it harder to load assembled MDF into a truck than it is to load sheets?   

I thought you were the expert in loading MDF onto a truck...was I misinformed?

[boykster]

Who is this 'Stingray' fellow and why should we care about his basement, or lack thereof?

I guessing that you have a 43.33% (repeating of course) chance of creating a temporal black hole like the world has never seen before if you attempt this hypothetical mumbo jumbo flim-flammery....

At least I've got chicken!

[AtomSmasher]

I think we can all take inspiration from what a great man once said:
Why do I sit around my apartment Indian-style on my hardwood floor just yelling out, “You ain’t got no pancake mix!”

[Ed_McCarron]

Pft.  Newbs.

If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral plane, sucking in every creature in a 10 foot radius, and destroying both the bag and hole. The contents of the bag is either scattered throughout the Astral Plane or destroyed.

[SithMaster]

Pft.  Newbs.

If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral plane, sucking in every creature in a 10 foot radius, and destroying both the bag and hole. The contents of the bag is either scattered throughout the Astral Plane or destroyed.

Not since it was errata'd in the fourth edition.

[mccoy178]

Yeah but seriously, hole in the fabric of the cosmos, or will it just make my neighbor's cow give sour milk? It's very important that I get the answer to this question
IMMEDIATELY!!!!! 

-S

It's good to see you around again.

[Ed_McCarron]

Pft.  Newbs.

If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral plane, sucking in every creature in a 10 foot radius, and destroying both the bag and hole. The contents of the bag is either scattered throughout the Astral Plane or destroyed.

Not since it was errata'd in the fourth edition.

Yeah, I'm still in denial about 2nd edition...  Call me a purist.

[ChadTower]

have you tried using two sound cards first?

Cabs are made from MDF.  Is it harder to load assembled MDF into a truck than it is to load sheets?   

I thought you were the expert in loading MDF onto a truck...was I misinformed?

Wow, I make a joke about myself and you follow with the same joke about me... clever boy. 

[Stingray]

Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and an unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

[ChadTower]

Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and and unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

Which version of MAME is the train running?  I hear the older versions won't go as fast.

[SithMaster]

Is the unladen swallow carrying anything?  Also is it using an Atari cab or are we talking about candy cabs here?

[punxrus]

Depends...did anyone bring the shrubberies?

[protokatie]

Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and and unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

Which version of MAME is the train running?  I hear the older versions won't go as fast.

Yeah, until you try to run DK on the newer version train... Sucks even worse if you also forgot your airplane ticket.

BTW, Which basement are these trains travelling through? The OZ one, or your shrodinger's basement?

[Ed_McCarron]

or your shrodinger's basement?

So his basement is simultaneously there and not there?  Remember, Stingray lives in OK - they don't get to see waves much, let alone collapsing ones.

[mccoy178]

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

[Ed_McCarron]

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

[SithMaster]

Do these come with the hookups?

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

You mean the one where the swallows deliver the coconuts to the hookers?

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

Its bringing out its dead.

[Jdurg]

Man, I guess I COMPLETELY mis-interpreted the title of this thread.  Suffice it to say, I was somewhat disappointed when I finally read it. 

[Goz]

Has Berries seen this?

[punxrus]

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

I thought the bird was disposing of the Hold Hand Grenade...

[Ed_McCarron]

I thought the bird was disposing of the Hold Hand Grenade...

Or even the holy hand grenade.  Remember, the number of counting shall be three.

[DrewKaree]

Man, I guess I COMPLETELY mis-interpreted the title of this thread.  Suffice it to say, I was somewhat disappointed when I finally read it. 

[mameotron]

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

There's a code you can enter if it's making noise.

[RetroJames]

can I still post here?

[pointdablame]

can I still post here?

That depends.  Do you have Audacity installed on your PC?

[Ed_McCarron]

That depends.  Do you have Audacity installed on your PC?

[pointdablame]

Well played asshat.

[boykster]

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

There's a code you can enter if it's making noise.

Don't be silly, there is no code for NOISY 

[Stingray]

I think it's all nonsense.

-S