Author Topic: Will it fit in my basement? (Read 11500 times)

Stingray · « **on:** September 17, 2008, 10:29:03 am »

I live in Oklahoma, and I don't have a basement. My hypothetical friend lives in Australia and also does not have a basement. Hypothetically (assuming it will fit), if his hypothetical basement were placed inside my hypothetical basement, what would the overall hypothetical outcome be, hypothetically? I'm suspecting some kind of rip-a-hole-in-the-universe-end-of-reality scenario, but I understand that the acquisition of a second opinion might be in order. I know that someone here knows the answer. kthxbai

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2008, 10:32:03 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 17, 2008, 10:29:03 am

I live in Oklahoma, and I don't have a basement. My hypothetical friend lives in Australia and also does not have a basement. Hypothetically (assuming it will fit), if his hypothetical basement were placed inside my hypothetical basement, what would the overall hypothetical outcome be, hypothetically? I'm suspecting some kind of rip-a-hole-in-the-universe-end-of-reality scenario, but I understand that the acquisition of a second opinion might be in order. I know that someone here knows the answer. kthxbai

-S

Asshat.

(glad to see you're alive, bro. Welcome back!)

Stingray · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2008, 10:40:06 am »

Yeah but seriously, hole in the fabric of the cosmos, or will it just make my neighbor's cow give sour milk? It's very important that I get the answer to this question
IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2008, 10:55:45 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 17, 2008, 10:40:06 am

Yeah but seriously, hole in the fabric of the cosmos, or will it just make my neighbor's cow give sour milk?

Yes.

punxrus · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:00:37 am »

Wow...my head hurts just from reading this thread...

MinerAl · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:07:53 am »

In order to keep the cosmos from tearing, please use the Big Zipper when moving hypothetical basements. Make sure to XYZ when you're done.

However, this does not address the problem that the hypothetical Australian basement is from the future...

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:41:59 am »

I think his hadron just collided.

Chris G · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2008, 12:56:02 pm »

WTF is Stingray?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:00:58 pm »

Quote from: punxrus on September 17, 2008, 11:00:37 am

Wow...my head hurts just from reading this thread...

That's because you don't know networking... You're going to need two sound cards.

ChadTower · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:04:20 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 17, 2008, 01:00:58 pm

have you tried using two sound cards first?

Cabs are made from MDF. Is it harder to load assembled MDF into a truck than it is to load sheets?

punxrus · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2008, 02:14:27 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 17, 2008, 01:00:58 pm

Quote from: punxrus on September 17, 2008, 11:00:37 am
Wow...my head hurts just from reading this thread...

That's because you don't know networking... You're going to need two sound cards.

Ha! Funnies thing I've heard all day! Only because I'm a network engineer!

KevSteele · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:52:46 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 17, 2008, 01:04:20 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 17, 2008, 01:00:58 pm
have you tried using two sound cards first?

Cabs are made from MDF. Is it harder to load assembled MDF into a truck than it is to load sheets?

I thought you were the expert in loading MDF onto a truck...was I misinformed?

boykster · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2008, 06:47:42 pm »

Who is this 'Stingray' fellow and why should we care about his basement, or lack thereof?

I guessing that you have a 43.33% (repeating of course) chance of creating a temporal black hole like the world has never seen before if you attempt this hypothetical mumbo jumbo flim-flammery....

At least I've got chicken!

AtomSmasher · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2008, 06:52:32 pm »

I think we can all take inspiration from what a great man once said:
Why do I sit around my apartment Indian-style on my hardwood floor just yelling out, “You ain’t got no pancake mix!”

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2008, 07:52:48 pm »

Pft. Newbs.

If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral plane, sucking in every creature in a 10 foot radius, and destroying both the bag and hole. The contents of the bag is either scattered throughout the Astral Plane or destroyed.

SithMaster · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2008, 09:17:56 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 17, 2008, 07:52:48 pm

Pft. Newbs.

If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral plane, sucking in every creature in a 10 foot radius, and destroying both the bag and hole. The contents of the bag is either scattered throughout the Astral Plane or destroyed.

Not since it was errata'd in the fourth edition.

mccoy178 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 18, 2008, 01:10:48 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 17, 2008, 10:40:06 am

Yeah but seriously, hole in the fabric of the cosmos, or will it just make my neighbor's cow give sour milk? It's very important that I get the answer to this question
IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

-S

It's good to see you around again.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #17 on:** September 18, 2008, 05:25:55 am »

Quote from: SithMaster on September 17, 2008, 09:17:56 pm

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 17, 2008, 07:52:48 pm
Pft. Newbs.

If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral plane, sucking in every creature in a 10 foot radius, and destroying both the bag and hole. The contents of the bag is either scattered throughout the Astral Plane or destroyed.

Not since it was errata'd in the fourth edition.

Yeah, I'm still in denial about 2nd edition... Call me a purist.

ChadTower · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2008, 08:45:21 am »

Quote from: KevSteele on September 17, 2008, 04:52:46 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on September 17, 2008, 01:04:20 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on September 17, 2008, 01:00:58 pm
have you tried using two sound cards first?

Cabs are made from MDF. Is it harder to load assembled MDF into a truck than it is to load sheets?

I thought you were the expert in loading MDF onto a truck...was I misinformed?

Wow, I make a joke about myself and you follow with the same joke about me... clever boy.

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2008, 10:22:56 am »

Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and an unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** September 18, 2008, 10:25:39 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 18, 2008, 10:22:56 am

Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and and unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

Which version of MAME is the train running? I hear the older versions won't go as fast.

SithMaster · « **Reply #21 on:** September 18, 2008, 10:56:53 am »

Is the unladen swallow carrying anything? Also is it using an Atari cab or are we talking about candy cabs here?

punxrus · « **Reply #22 on:** September 18, 2008, 12:24:53 pm »

Depends...did anyone bring the shrubberies?

protokatie · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2008, 05:27:27 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 18, 2008, 10:25:39 am

Quote from: Stingray on September 18, 2008, 10:22:56 am
Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and and unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

Which version of MAME is the train running? I hear the older versions won't go as fast.

Yeah, until you try to run DK on the newer version train... Sucks even worse if you also forgot your airplane ticket.

BTW, Which basement are these trains travelling through? The OZ one, or your shrodinger's basement?

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2008, 07:31:21 pm »

Quote from: protokatie on September 18, 2008, 05:27:27 pm

or your shrodinger's basement?

So his basement is simultaneously there and not there? Remember, Stingray lives in OK - they don't get to see waves much, let alone collapsing ones.

mccoy178 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm »

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #26 on:** September 18, 2008, 08:53:56 pm »

Quote from: mccoy178 on September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

SithMaster · « **Reply #27 on:** September 18, 2008, 08:55:59 pm »

Do these come with the hookups?

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 18, 2008, 08:53:56 pm

Quote from: mccoy178 on September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm
How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

You mean the one where the swallows deliver the coconuts to the hookers?

Quote from: mccoy178 on September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

Its bringing out its dead.

Jdurg · « **Reply #28 on:** September 19, 2008, 10:09:07 am »

Man, I guess I COMPLETELY mis-interpreted the title of this thread. Suffice it to say, I was somewhat disappointed when I finally read it.

Goz · « **Reply #29 on:** September 19, 2008, 03:37:44 pm »

Has Berries seen this?

punxrus · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2008, 03:44:00 pm »

Quote from: mccoy178 on September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm

How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

I thought the bird was disposing of the Hold Hand Grenade...

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2008, 08:12:44 pm »

Quote from: punxrus on September 19, 2008, 03:44:00 pm

I thought the bird was disposing of the Hold Hand Grenade...

Or even the holy hand grenade. Remember, the number of counting shall be three.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2008, 11:22:21 pm »

Quote from: Jdurg on September 19, 2008, 10:09:07 am

Man, I guess I COMPLETELY mis-interpreted the title of this thread. Suffice it to say, I was somewhat disappointed when I finally read it.

mameotron · « **Reply #33 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:18:32 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 18, 2008, 08:53:56 pm

Quote from: mccoy178 on September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm
How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

There's a code you can enter if it's making noise.

RetroJames · « **Reply #34 on:** September 20, 2008, 08:30:51 pm »

can I still post here?

pointdablame · « **Reply #35 on:** September 21, 2008, 01:38:53 am »

Quote from: 1hookedspacecadet on September 20, 2008, 08:30:51 pm

can I still post here?

That depends. Do you have Audacity installed on your PC?

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #36 on:** September 21, 2008, 11:01:42 am »

Quote from: pointdablame on September 21, 2008, 01:38:53 am

That depends. Do you have Audacity installed on your PC?

pointdablame · « **Reply #37 on:** September 21, 2008, 09:04:20 pm »

Well played asshat.

boykster · « **Reply #38 on:** September 21, 2008, 11:39:57 pm »

Quote from: mameotron on September 20, 2008, 02:18:32 pm

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 18, 2008, 08:53:56 pm
Quote from: mccoy178 on September 18, 2008, 08:06:04 pm
How much is shipping and is the bird disposing of anything?

No, no, its "How much is the FREE shipping?"

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

There's a code you can enter if it's making noise.

Don't be silly, there is no code for NOISY

Stingray · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:39:20 am »

I think it's all nonsense.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #40 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:44:02 am »

sure, if the masses weren't already cornfused enough... bumping this might help...

Stingray · « **Reply #41 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:44:49 am »

I thought it might.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #42 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:46:10 am »

where's the other thread?

Stingray · « **Reply #43 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:47:37 am »

SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUP!

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #44 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:51:07 am »

what am I talking about and why can't I move my arms in this white jacket?

nostrebor · « **Reply #45 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:52:03 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 18, 2008, 10:22:56 am

Thank you for all of the very useful information. I no longer care about theoretical basement physics. I now need to know if a southbound train leaves Chicago at 30 mph and an unladen African swallow leaves Miami by cab because he missed his train, how long will it take a woodchuck with false teeth to chew all the way through the entire Neil Diamond library on vinyl LP?

-S

7

nostrebor · « **Reply #46 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:53:15 am »

Also, Where all de white women at?!

DemonBrew · « **Reply #47 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:21:48 pm »

Is this the thread about Michael Winslow's death?

Chris G · « **Reply #48 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:24:14 pm »

11 posts, DB? Even Boykster has more than that and he has no cabinet.

DemonBrew · « **Reply #49 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:24:46 pm »

Quote from: Chris G on August 27, 2010, 12:24:14 pm

11 posts, DB? Even Boykster has more than that and he has no cabinet.

I've been busy on my other forum.

DemonBrew · « **Reply #50 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:25:36 pm »

Name:   DemonBrew
Posts:   12 (0.006 per day)
Position:   Full Member
Date Registered:   December 30, 2004, 07:38:17 PM

Slackitude to the nth power

MameMaster! · « **Reply #51 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:31:32 pm »

42.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #52 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:36:12 pm »

yo demon.... what's up...

dude where's my forum....

DemonBrew · « **Reply #53 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:40:45 pm »

It's been moved to Baahzgate.com

missioncontrol · « **Reply #54 on:** August 27, 2010, 12:45:27 pm »

Quote from: DemonBrew on August 27, 2010, 12:40:45 pm

It's been moved to Baahzgate.com

I thought bozgate was down

nostrebor · « **Reply #55 on:** August 27, 2010, 01:34:12 pm »

Reading through this thread makes me realize... we're collectively "cousin Eddie" visiting BYOAC!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #56 on:** August 27, 2010, 01:37:21 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on August 27, 2010, 01:34:12 pm

Reading through this thread makes me realize... we're collectively "cousin Eddie" visiting BYOAC!

Shitters full

boykster · « **Reply #57 on:** August 27, 2010, 01:40:07 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on August 27, 2010, 01:37:21 pm

Quote from: nostrebor on August 27, 2010, 01:34:12 pm
Reading through this thread makes me realize... we're collectively "cousin Eddie" visiting BYOAC!

Shitters full

Do you have asteroids?

No, but my dad does

leapinlew · « **Reply #58 on:** April 18, 2012, 02:25:54 pm »

I'm curious if you were ever able to get it in your basement.

hypothetically, of course.

Vigo · « **Reply #59 on:** April 18, 2012, 02:35:25 pm »

I'm only hypothetically curious if it fit in your basement.

Stingray · « **Reply #60 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:13:04 pm »

My basement is under my house, but it remains full of Earth and rock. Is it still hypothetical?

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #61 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:18:13 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 18, 2008, 08:53:56 pm

As for the joke about hookers and swallows, I'm not touching it.

If you do, make sure to thoroughly wash your hands afterwords.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #62 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:20:58 pm »

Quote from: MinerAl on September 17, 2008, 11:07:53 am

In order to keep the cosmos from tearing...

Your assumption that I don't want the cosmos to tear is invalid.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #63 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:23:30 pm »

Quote from: boykster on September 17, 2008, 06:47:42 pm

hypothetical mumbo jumbo flim-flammery....

+fu for the correct use of the term "flim-flammery".

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #64 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:27:03 pm »

Quote from: AtomSmasher on September 17, 2008, 06:52:32 pm

Why do I sit around my apartment Indian-style on my hardwood floor just yelling out, “You ain’t got no pancake mix!”

This is the best advice I've had all day and I got it four years ago.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #65 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:28:43 pm »

Quote from: SithMaster on September 17, 2008, 09:17:56 pm

errata'd

Belgium.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #66 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:31:07 pm »

Quote from: punxrus on September 17, 2008, 02:14:27 pm

I'm a network engineer!

SO AM I! We should totally get drunk and attack a zebra with a light saber!!!

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #67 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:34:07 pm »

Quote from: RetroJames on September 20, 2008, 08:30:51 pm

can I still post here?

No. Go away.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #68 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:37:03 pm »

Quote from: DemonBrew on August 27, 2010, 12:21:48 pm

Is this the thread about Michael Winslow's death?

Cousin Lorraine.

-S

saint · « **Reply #69 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:20:23 pm »

Stingray's been drinking fermented yak's milk again!

Stingray · « **Reply #70 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:33:48 pm »

Quote from: saint on October 15, 2012, 08:20:23 pm

Stingray's been drinking fermented yak's milk again!

You know better than that. Goat's milk.

-S


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