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Mario 64 was crap.
It was blocky, ugly, and controlled like a car that just came out of a demolition derby.
3d really Kills the true Mario experience... much like its killed almost any other game
besides driving and flight games. And when I say killed - I mean Sucks the fun
and challenge right out of the games.
Playing most 3d games is a matter of being able to deal with an out of control
camera, and to try to judge 3d depth without 3d vision. Its basically an interactive movie.
The 2d Mario's take much more skill to complete. Which is why some people hate
them - cause they basically suck at game skill, and give up well to early. They prefer
to wander unchallenged.. and if all possible, desire a cheat to enable 'god' mode so
that any little challenge there was, is completely eliminated.
Why are 3d games so easy and skill less? Because of the nature of the beast.
In 3d, one can simply walk around a challenge. In 2d, one is limited, and has
to deal with countless challenges immediately on the fly. There is no easy
escape.
Because of the way 3d works, they generally tend to need to keep a game like
that slow and uneventful. As you wouldnt want people getting motion sick hopping
repeatedly up at block filled with coins, like in the original 2d series. You also
dont want to be cheap to the player - by having things like turtles fly from behind you,
where you couldnt sense nor see them to react accordingly. And finally, many 3d games
are slow because of hardware constraints. The only way to get around it, is to limit
details and object counts. No more hyperspeed action in the mario game. Now its
like mario is an out of shape and overweight athlete, who is Way past his prime..
(and needs to be retired) Well, his enemies have also aged with him.. as they are
slow as snails... attack with no intelligence, and attack like they have given up the
will to fight. What a sad battle, and empty victory.
Yeah, theres a lot of people who love slow games that have major camera issues,
and have almost zero challenge.. But dont count me in on that crap. Ill play
Robotron or Spy Hunter over those any day of the weak. I dont like falling asleep
at my games... and if I want to relax and not be challenged, Ill actually watch a movie.
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