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Leave Britney Alone
« on: September 13, 2007, 01:04:45 am »
How did I miss this?????



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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 01:44:16 am »
saw that the other day......interesting  :dizzy:

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 03:27:09 am »
That's disturbing.

I never understand why people think it's a good idea to act like they are crying when they are saying something.

I see it (to a lesser extent) even in interviews. "So your cat died twenty years ago?", "Yes, he was ..." person acts like the cat just died minutes ago in his hands and visibly struggles to keep composure, then clicks back to narrative mode, " the best that a cat blah blah blah".
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 04:20:07 am »
yeah britneys not well right now, and i think that 'dude' has a few issues too.
thanks for posting that , ---smurfin--- hilarious, i might watch his other vids later
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 09:43:11 am »
Wow. That looks like an Ecstasy crash after the gay part wore off (well some of it, anyway).


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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 09:50:58 am »

That was creepy.  I bet he's holding that towel up so no one can see he's in a Russian bathhouse.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2007, 10:05:33 am »
I wish I hadn't seen that...

Thanks allot, now I have to build a time machine and warn myself yesterday!

Geez, more work to do...  :badmood:

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2007, 10:08:18 am »
I think the only person who should be nervous here is Brittany Spears. That guy is gonna come after her. :dizzy: ::Cue Psycho theme now::

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2007, 10:26:27 am »

That was creepy.  I bet he's holding that towel up so no one can see he's in a Russian bathhouse.



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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2007, 10:39:23 am »
I'd hit it.

Just for clarification, are you talking about Britney or the towel dude in the Russian bath house?

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2007, 10:43:13 am »
I'd hit it.

Really Jim?   I had no idea you were in to guys...well...what could BORDERLINE be considered a guy anyway.   Did you just actually come out right here on BYOAC?!?  I first I am sure!
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2007, 10:44:29 am »

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2007, 10:44:54 am »
I'd hit it.

Just for clarification, are you talking about Britney or the towel dude in the Russian bath house?

That's a dude?

Uh, I meant Britney... yeah.  ;D



Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---....the MUSTACHE didn't get clue ya in?   

My wife thought it was a chick too...

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EDIT: I mean seriously...my gaydar went off within 2 seconds of the video starting.  I KNEW it was a guy within 2.5 seconds if not sooner.
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2007, 10:48:54 am »
My wife thought it was a chick too...
 :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Anyways, I meant Britney.  Everyone was ragging on her for her appearance at that MTV thing, and I thought she still looked good.

 :dunno

She looked "OK" and performed "AWEFUL"...

This was her comeback.  She was expected to look "GREAT" and perform "INCREDIBLE".  She missed the mark by a mile.
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2007, 11:15:28 am »
You can't find the big white knob, so who are you to say anything?

Psst... it's in your chair, typing at your keyboard.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2007, 11:18:49 am »
The real sad part is that guy is getting his 15 minutes of fame because of that video.  He's been going on various news shows and according to the one I just watched he's going on the view next.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2007, 11:32:31 am »

Well, daytime TV loves a good crying queen.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 12:43:18 pm »
I saw some of that yesterday...I just wanna smack that loser up side the head till I hear something rattle around.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 01:54:29 pm »
till I hear something rattle around.

I think you'll only hear an echo.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2007, 06:00:21 pm »
I'm sure his papa's proud!

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2007, 06:03:16 pm »
This was her comeback.  She was expected to look "GREAT" and perform "INCREDIBLE".  She missed the mark by a mile.

You can't find the big white knob, so who are you to say anything?


Hey there...I wasn't looking for my big white knob when viewing that video like you (evidently) were!  Having seen that vid,  my big white knob shrunk up like I'd just jumped in the Pacific Ocean in December!

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2007, 08:32:31 pm »
Hey there...I wasn't looking for my big white knob when viewing that video like you (evidently) were!  Having seen that vid,  my big white knob shrunk up like I'd just jumped in the Pacific Ocean in December!

Are you sure about that?

EDIT: I mean seriously...my gaydar went off within 2 seconds of the video starting.  I KNEW it was a guy within 2.5 seconds if not sooner.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2007, 12:13:39 am »
in case some of you still not convinced, this is maaad fake. hilarious though..atleast he is famous out of this.

here is another one like that..this is one is even funnier because its a black guy crying..I mean.."brothas" never cry :laugh2:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/117444/Yet_another_EMO_crybaby.html

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2007, 04:22:42 am »
Wasted a half hour of my life watching his other vids.  Pretty funny if you like making fun of gay stuff.

But then I saw the one where he kisses his "brother."



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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2007, 07:07:22 am »
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2007, 02:03:59 pm »
That Crocker guy has one and a half funny videos. The and according to my GF, the is funny. But the rest is all inane ranting...
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2007, 02:26:06 pm »
I'd hit it.

Really Jim?   I had no idea you were in to guys...well...what could BORDERLINE be considered a guy anyway.   Did you just actually come out right here on BYOAC?!?  I first I am sure!


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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2007, 02:28:23 pm »
I wish I hadn't seen that...

Thanks allot, now I have to build a time machine and warn myself yesterday!

Geez, more work to do...  :badmood:

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2007, 12:22:25 am »
I generally don't like Drama Queens of any sexual persuasion, and when I first saw this video (and one other by Chris Crocker) I was thoroughly annoyed.
But I watched a few others, out of morbid curiosity, and then I ran into the videos where he interviews his Grandmother...and I was fascinated.

The dichotomy between his rural southern Pentecostal Grandmother and his overwhelmingly flamboyant homosexuality is truly mind-boggling to watch. I feel bad for the kid, but I'm glad he seems to have found an outlet to express himself...and it seems like it'll help him escape his little town (Which he calls Real ---smurf--- Island).

I wish him luck. He seems like an interesting character.

There's more to his story here: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=232684
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2007, 12:39:24 am »
Here's the one where he plays one of his characters "Earl Annie Edna", a Pentecostal televangelist who has called for a boycott of the Chris Crocker show.
His Grandmother is the only guest that ever appears on the "show", which is funny in itself...but I find this particular episode entertaining because he expects his Grandmother to play the role of a "Chris Hater", and she clearly doesn't understand that. He's kind of caught off-guard...and the body language behind his response is what cracks me up the most.

Her acceptance (of him as her grandson), and her inability to pretend, clearly undermines Edna's agenda.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tfpP2k85nw8
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2007, 01:32:49 am »
Here's the one where he plays one of his characters "Earl Annie Edna", a Pentecostal televangelist who has called for a boycott of the Chris Crocker show.
His Grandmother is the only guest that ever appears on the "show", which is funny in itself...but I find this particular episode entertaining because he expects his Grandmother to play the role of a "Chris Hater", and she clearly doesn't understand that. He's kind of caught off-guard...and the body language behind his response is what cracks me up the most.

Her acceptance (of him as her grandson), and her inability to pretend, clearly undermines Edna's agenda.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tfpP2k85nw8

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2007, 01:41:18 am »
Wow...I couldn't even watch all of the Britney video...yet you spent time actually looking into this loser more?  I wish I had that kind of free time.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2007, 11:13:17 am »
What can I say? I like interesting people that bring a little something different to the table, even if it makes me uncomfortable (and some of his videos do just that). But, hey, it's the spice of life! I spent about 30-40mins on Saturday morning watching a few of the videos with my fiancee'. She got a kick out of them as well.

Btw, the Britney Video is a joke. He's clearly lampooning himself, our star-obsessed culture, and Britney Spears (even though he claims to be her biggest fan).

He's very smart to refrain from "giving up the ghost" as it were, and admit that he's acting; the video is popular because people think it's real. (He's claimed several times that it's the only video, out of ALL of his videos, where he *isn't* acting. However, he has other "performance pieces" were he gets just as upset about things like "organic foods"...)

Even the video with his "brother" is fake. That's really his ex-boyfriend. He's a performance artist, and at 19yrs old, he's done pretty well for himself considering the level of national attention he has gotten. His videos are some of the most viewed videos on both Myspace and YouTube, and he's already inked some sort of deal for the future. There's talk about a reality show, featuring him getting along as a, uh, rather flamboyant gay kid in a small southern town. Which could really raise the level of awareness across the country regarding gay culture and acceptance.*

So, Jouster, I guess your definition of "loser" is different than mine.


P.S.  *A reality show would be sort of sadly ironic, really, since his whole desire is to leave that town, even though his life there is a comedy goldmine. It's just not safe for him, it appears.
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2007, 12:28:14 pm »
Hmmm... seemed like an overly dramatic rump ranger to me...
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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2007, 12:45:24 pm »
You mean...you think he's gay?   Whatever gave you that idea? ::)

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2007, 12:52:28 pm »
You mean...you think he's gay?   Whatever gave you that idea? ::)

Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade.  What I DON'T know is whether he has a penis still or not.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2007, 05:55:06 pm »
Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade. 

His gaydar is improving... used to take 2.5 seconds.

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2007, 07:37:03 pm »
Seth green says leave Chris Crocker alone

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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2007, 07:50:18 pm »
Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade. 

His gaydar is improving... used to take 2.5 seconds.


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Re: Leave Britney Alone
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2007, 09:07:42 pm »
Leave Chris Crocker alone