Leave Britney Alone

[koolmoecraig]

How did I miss this??



Awesome!

[boykster]

saw that the other day......interesting 

[patrickl]

That's disturbing.

I never understand why people think it's a good idea to act like they are crying when they are saying something.

I see it (to a lesser extent) even in interviews. "So your cat died twenty years ago?", "Yes, he was ..." person acts like the cat just died minutes ago in his hands and visibly struggles to keep composure, then clicks back to narrative mode, " the best that a cat blah blah blah".

[polaris]

yeah britneys not well right now, and i think that 'dude' has a few issues too.
thanks for posting that , ---smurfin--- hilarious, i might watch his other vids later

[TOK]

Wow. That looks like an Ecstasy crash after the gay part wore off (well some of it, anyway).

[ChadTower]

That was creepy.  I bet he's holding that towel up so no one can see he's in a Russian bathhouse.

[spystyle]

I wish I hadn't seen that...

Thanks allot, now I have to build a time machine and warn myself yesterday!

Geez, more work to do... 

[shardian]

I think the only person who should be nervous here is Brittany Spears. That guy is gonna come after her. ::Cue Psycho theme now::

[CCM]

That was creepy.  I bet he's holding that towel up so no one can see he's in a Russian bathhouse.

 

[markrvp]

I'd hit it.

Just for clarification, are you talking about Britney or the towel dude in the Russian bath house?

[FrizzleFried]

I'd hit it.

Really Jim?   I had no idea you were in to guys...well...what could BORDERLINE be considered a guy anyway.   Did you just actually come out right here on BYOAC?!?  I first I am sure!

[shardian]

That boy sure has a pretty mouth...

[FrizzleFried]

I'd hit it.

Just for clarification, are you talking about Britney or the towel dude in the Russian bath house?

That's a dude?

Uh, I meant Britney... yeah. 

Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---....the MUSTACHE didn't get clue ya in?   

My wife thought it was a chick too...

 

EDIT: I mean seriously...my gaydar went off within 2 seconds of the video starting.  I KNEW it was a guy within 2.5 seconds if not sooner.

[FrizzleFried]

My wife thought it was a chick too...
 

Anyways, I meant Britney.  Everyone was ragging on her for her appearance at that MTV thing, and I thought she still looked good.

 

She looked "OK" and performed "AWEFUL"...

This was her comeback.  She was expected to look "GREAT" and perform "INCREDIBLE".  She missed the mark by a mile.

[ChadTower]

You can't find the big white knob, so who are you to say anything?

Psst... it's in your chair, typing at your keyboard.

[AtomSmasher]

The real sad part is that guy is getting his 15 minutes of fame because of that video.  He's been going on various news shows and according to the one I just watched he's going on the view next.

[ChadTower]

Well, daytime TV loves a good crying queen.

[Jouster]

I saw some of that yesterday...I just wanna smack that loser up side the head till I hear something rattle around.

Jouster

[billf]

till I hear something rattle around.

I think you'll only hear an echo.

[FrizzleFried]

I'm sure his papa's proud!

[FrizzleFried]

This was her comeback.  She was expected to look "GREAT" and perform "INCREDIBLE".  She missed the mark by a mile.

You can't find the big white knob, so who are you to say anything?

Hey there...I wasn't looking for my big white knob when viewing that video like you (evidently) were!  Having seen that vid,  my big white knob shrunk up like I'd just jumped in the Pacific Ocean in December!

[jbox]

Hey there...I wasn't looking for my big white knob when viewing that video like you (evidently) were!  Having seen that vid,  my big white knob shrunk up like I'd just jumped in the Pacific Ocean in December!

Are you sure about that?

EDIT: I mean seriously...my gaydar went off within 2 seconds of the video starting.  I KNEW it was a guy within 2.5 seconds if not sooner.

 

[SNAAKE]

in case some of you still not convinced, this is maaad fake. hilarious though..atleast he is famous out of this.

here is another one like that..this is one is even funnier because its a black guy crying..I mean.."brothas" never cry
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/117444/Yet_another_EMO_crybaby.html

[Bleagh]

Wasted a half hour of my life watching his other vids.  Pretty funny if you like making fun of gay stuff.

But then I saw the one where he kisses his "brother."



ugh


creepy

[TheDriver]

 

[RayB]

That Crocker guy has one and a half funny videos. The and according to my GF, the is funny. But the rest is all inane ranting...

[Edgedamage]

I'd hit it.

Really Jim?   I had no idea you were in to guys...well...what could BORDERLINE be considered a guy anyway.   Did you just actually come out right here on BYOAC?!?  I first I am sure!

I can't stop watching your avatar.

[Edgedamage]

I wish I hadn't seen that...

Thanks allot, now I have to build a time machine and warn myself yesterday!

Geez, more work to do... 

can I use it also please!

[mr.Curmudgeon]

I generally don't like Drama Queens of any sexual persuasion, and when I first saw this video (and one other by Chris Crocker) I was thoroughly annoyed.
But I watched a few others, out of morbid curiosity, and then I ran into the videos where he interviews his Grandmother...and I was fascinated.

The dichotomy between his rural southern Pentecostal Grandmother and his overwhelmingly flamboyant homosexuality is truly mind-boggling to watch. I feel bad for the kid, but I'm glad he seems to have found an outlet to express himself...and it seems like it'll help him escape his little town (Which he calls Real ---smurf--- Island).

I wish him luck. He seems like an interesting character.

There's more to his story here: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=232684

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Here's the one where he plays one of his characters "Earl Annie Edna", a Pentecostal televangelist who has called for a boycott of the Chris Crocker show.
His Grandmother is the only guest that ever appears on the "show", which is funny in itself...but I find this particular episode entertaining because he expects his Grandmother to play the role of a "Chris Hater", and she clearly doesn't understand that. He's kind of caught off-guard...and the body language behind his response is what cracks me up the most.

Her acceptance (of him as her grandson), and her inability to pretend, clearly undermines Edna's agenda.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tfpP2k85nw8

[koolmoecraig]

Here's the one where he plays one of his characters "Earl Annie Edna", a Pentecostal televangelist who has called for a boycott of the Chris Crocker show.
His Grandmother is the only guest that ever appears on the "show", which is funny in itself...but I find this particular episode entertaining because he expects his Grandmother to play the role of a "Chris Hater", and she clearly doesn't understand that. He's kind of caught off-guard...and the body language behind his response is what cracks me up the most.

Her acceptance (of him as her grandson), and her inability to pretend, clearly undermines Edna's agenda.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tfpP2k85nw8

Great critique. Seriously.

[Jouster]

Wow...I couldn't even watch all of the Britney video...yet you spent time actually looking into this loser more?  I wish I had that kind of free time.

Jouster

[mr.Curmudgeon]

What can I say? I like interesting people that bring a little something different to the table, even if it makes me uncomfortable (and some of his videos do just that). But, hey, it's the spice of life! I spent about 30-40mins on Saturday morning watching a few of the videos with my fiancee'. She got a kick out of them as well.

Btw, the Britney Video is a joke. He's clearly lampooning himself, our star-obsessed culture, and Britney Spears (even though he claims to be her biggest fan).

He's very smart to refrain from "giving up the ghost" as it were, and admit that he's acting; the video is popular because people think it's real. (He's claimed several times that it's the only video, out of ALL of his videos, where he *isn't* acting. However, he has other "performance pieces" were he gets just as upset about things like "organic foods"...)

Even the video with his "brother" is fake. That's really his ex-boyfriend. He's a performance artist, and at 19yrs old, he's done pretty well for himself considering the level of national attention he has gotten. His videos are some of the most viewed videos on both Myspace and YouTube, and he's already inked some sort of deal for the future. There's talk about a reality show, featuring him getting along as a, uh, rather flamboyant gay kid in a small southern town. Which could really raise the level of awareness across the country regarding gay culture and acceptance.*

So, Jouster, I guess your definition of "loser" is different than mine.


P.S.  *A reality show would be sort of sadly ironic, really, since his whole desire is to leave that town, even though his life there is a comedy goldmine. It's just not safe for him, it appears.

[FrizzleFried]

Hmmm... seemed like an overly dramatic rump ranger to me...

[mr.Curmudgeon]

You mean...you think he's gay?   Whatever gave you that idea?

[FrizzleFried]

You mean...you think he's gay?   Whatever gave you that idea?

Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade.  What I DON'T know is whether he has a penis still or not.

My wife thought it was a girl until she saw his singing Brittney video where you get to see his oh so sexy flat chest.

[ChadTower]

Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade. 

His gaydar is improving... used to take 2.5 seconds.

[lcddream]

Seth green says leave Chris Crocker alone

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo

[FrizzleFried]

Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade. 

His gaydar is improving... used to take 2.5 seconds.

hahaha.....

[leapinlew]

Leave Chris Crocker alone

[mr.Curmudgeon]

I bet you Seth Green can't shake it like Crocker: http://youtube.com/watch?v=T2PvpKu-5vA   

[Havok]

PnR thread in...

3...
2...
1...

[RayB]

Come on Mr. C...I "KNEW" he was gay 1.5 seconds in to his tirade.

Umm, while your gaydar is working, apparently your sarcasm-dar isn't. 

[psik0tik]

There was already a thread in PnR about this....The one about idiots ruling the world in the future.

P.S look at his other videos....YES say it...PsikOtik you were right we're doomed.

[Jouster]

So, Jouster, I guess your definition of "loser" is different than mine.

I guess so, my definition includes people that act like complete idiots just to get some camera time...you know, those people that will humiliate themselves and their families and their kids just to see themselves on the Today show.  I watched about a minute of the Brittney thing...and only lasted that long on it because my wife kept telling me that I 'had' to see it.

He's gay...big whoop...I've got gay friends, that doesn't bother me.

He's nearing self-combustible gay...and teetering on the line of shemale.  (I know I would have thought it was a girl...if I hadn't been told it was a guy.)..once again big whoop...I've also got a friend that used to be a woman.

The fact the some idiot put that on video and then posted it on the internet just lowers the IQ of the net as a whole.

The Seth Green one is funny though...bad video making fun of some idiot's bad video...priceless.

Jouster

[mr.Curmudgeon]

He's nearing self-combustible gay...and teetering on the line of shemale.

Self-combusting? Yeah, that's the point...there's an underlying frustration to a lot of his videos. Shemale? Who cares? There's nothing wrong with that, if that is what he feel he needs to do. Most women posting comments on his work are saying they would kill for his eyes, makeup and hair. heh. So he knows what he's doing, apparently.

I think, if you take the time to read the article I posted earlier, you'd see that he's really a profile...and an icon, for gay teenage outsiders everywhere. His acting out is really just another, rather dramatic, form of teenage rebellion. He just happens to be gay, in a VERY judgmental rural town...so his excessive flamboyant nature is born out of that environment.

I always enjoy watching potential cultural shifts taking place. I can't guarantee that this kid is doing that...but he's certainly a lot closer to the front lines than you or I, and I respect that (even if I don't find everything he does to be entertaining, or refined enough as I would like.)

The fact the some idiot put that on video and then posted it on the internet just lowers the IQ of the net as a whole.

There were idiots before the internet, and there'll be idiots long after it's gone. Either way...I don't see this kid in the same light at 99.999% of the useless "commentary" videos on Youtube. The unique dynamic between him and his Grandma alone is fascinating enough to separate his work out from the rest. BTW, he states that she is in complete denial about his homosexuality, and if you watch the videos she appears in...you can see that she never reciprocates him on any comment that references his gayness.

And you wonder why he's nearly "self-combusting"? Jesus, the person whom loves him the most, and whom he seems to care a great deal for, can't even acknowledge a very important part of him. I can't imagine how frustrating that must be.

[RayB]

Self-combusting Jesus.

Cool name!

[shmokes]

I thought the Seth Green thing was painfully bad.  The first one either was genuine or seemed genuine which is what made if funny.  If they guy had seemed like he was trying to get a laugh by pretending to care about Britney it would have just been lame.  Which is what Seth Green's thing was. 

[mr.Curmudgeon]

For a 19yr old dude, with no formal acting training, and no "representation"...I thought he held his own on LIVE  late night national television, when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rgds6uRp7mU

[BobA]

Aparently he has gotten him(her)self a development deal to make a TV show.  I hate to think what it might be.

[ChadTower]

Can't be worse than that Caveman crap I saw a commercial for... they couldn't even make 30 seconds funny more than once or twice.

[Jouster]

Yeah, what's the over/under on the number of episodes that the Cavemen make it?

2...3...or was the premier it?

Jouster