In our family, he's referred to as "fat madden."
I'm with tommy. *shudder*
Chad, as a fan, do you like being told what holding is five times in a row, after watching a clip three times in a row, where he rewinds and fast forwards, RW, FF, RW FF over and over again?
Do you like hearing him explain four times how the guy (blatantly-we couldn't miss it) jumped offsides in four nearly exact ways, while doing the same damn thing with the video: FF, RW, FF, etc?
Some people just don't recognize when their career is over, and hold on for dear life, while nobody's got the balls to tell them otherwise, as tommy said. Players do it too.