Relationships are hard....

[Chris G]

I only get a date something like 2-3 times a year cuz I'm so timid.

I'd rather spend some cash and have a sure thing with an eye to the future.

[horseboy]

prices from decent to CHEAP

Not that you'll be needing one, but in case someone else does.

[Chris G]

Nobody asked how much you paid for it.

[horseboy]

you did

[Chris G]

..... ...... ...um, no, I (meaning me, not whoever this dude may be) just posted it cos I thought it was funny.

[horseboy]

I find it funny how much research people are doing on me.

[Chris G]

....looks like it's gonna consume you.

[horseboy]

I'm all about order, so I think ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- like this is funny.

[Chris G]

You're a bad man.

[horseboy]

It does mean I'm different. Different to whatever is common is bad.

[Chris G]

That's what it is for you. It isn't necessarily for others, though is for many.

No one really knows anyways and it is very human to ponder it all."

[ChadTower]

It does mean I'm different. Different to whatever is common is bad.

[horseboy]

That's what it is for you. It isn't necessarily for others, though is for many.

No one really knows anyways and it is very human to ponder it all."

very worth it, either way.

[Chris G]

See, now, it's coming along nicely.

[horseboy]

how far does it go?

[Chris G]

My dad has a 12 incher

[horseboy]

heh heh heh heh

then I'll bust ---my bottom--- to get it

[Chris G]

To get the full effect of it, it's better to have it away from you some, cos otherwise you'll be in the middle of the first wave.

[horseboy]

It doesn't hurt me, though surely keeps you in a stupor. And, at least subconsciously, cos at an energistic level it knows, you burn bitterly at your state of being.

[Chris G]

like I said, it didn't work easily for me

No reason to be jealous.

[Chris G]

Now Chad's getting more to the meat of things, here.

[horseboy]

Meat?!  You can't have any

your penis gets in the way. (Regardless, I'm enjoying my time.)

Either of these will work for ANYBODY. As you can easily google both of these and try them out without having to spend any money

[Chris G]

These two are pretty close together.  If you had to choose between them, which would you go to?

I googled and didn't see it.

[horseboy]

the male ends that fit the size of the original females ends

Best time is middle of the day during the week.

[Glaine]

Afternoon Delight!

I know it's in fun (and I'm not saying it's not funny), but all of this quoting almost looks like you are showing everyone what happens to them if they go against you.

Afternoon Delight!

[patrickl]

I guess everything you say, can and will be used against you in a forum.

[Chris G]

There's nothing wrong with just --smurfing-- off like is generally the case in this forum (rarely have I seen a case here where there's actually a discussion, let alone a learning something that's useful), but don't kid yourself that it's getting anything done but let you blow steam.

[horseboy]

  ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Glaine, I feel the need to break my quote-fu and address this. I have absolutely nothing against shorthair. He is weird and many times totally incoherent, but he never said anything that made me mad in any way. I am just having a little fun, and this time it just happens to involve quoting the hell out of shorthair. It seems to be easier and a little more fun due to the massive amount of ludicrous stuff that he has posted. Just a little fun being had. Speaking of which...

<smooch>

Now, see, I could jump all ova yo ass on this cos to me this would be a no-brainer. But, why would I do that?

[KenToad]

Yeah, what Glaine said, and it's just a tad antisocial, not to mention freaking me out.  I can just imagine you guys poring over shorthair's posts, your little brains formulating what posts can be best taken out of context to make him look homosexual. 

 

Get a grip, dudes. 

[Chris G]

Oh ferchristssakes!!!!  I have absolutely nothing against him either.  In fact, the board is more interesting with him around.

Besides...

Hey, I have stalkers.  How thrilling.

[ChadTower]

It used to be tommy.  This may or may not be more amusing.  It is not less.

[horseboy]

KenToad, I have no idea why you are taking this so seriously. Antisocial? It is a figgin' joke. Nobody is trying to make anybody look gay here. It is just funny. I don't think anyone will read through this thread and say, "---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- that shorthair just might be gay, those guys are piecing the puzzle together." Come on. That is just stupid. Lighten up.

Also, at the top of the page you will see a nifty search function. So, instead of "pouring" through shorthairs post, I just type in a keyword and type his name in the "by user" box. It is really easy. Give it a shot.

I have a firm grip on things here. Maybe you should check yours? I am not sure if the kids at school used to bully you by quoting you out of context, but I promise everything is going to be ok.

While this notion might seem at odds with the spirit of this site and forum, I don't think so. Given such capacity, more might be involved in the developement of things, particularly their own, and perhaps even be more artistically active.

[ChadTower]

I posted the Jackson pic with the sole intent of making shorthair look gay.

[Chris G]

  Leave it to Chad to not give a rip.

Fun posse: 3
Fun police: 0

[ChadTower]

Would anyone believe me if I had tried to deny that?  I posted a picture of Michael Jackson.

[KenToad]

It used to be tommy.  This may or may not be more amusing.  It is not less.

Ah, you know what they say about people who laugh at their own jokes.  The majority of this thread seems to be a little circle jerk just between Chad, Horseboy and Chris G.

Go get 'em boys.  You're hilarious.   

[ChadTower]

Go get 'em boys.  You're hilarious.   

Yes!  Yes!  He approves!  I'm so self assured now.  I feel pretty!   

[horseboy]

Did you just wake up and decide to be an ass today? I don't know what the hell your problem is here. Is this thread hurting you in some way? Is it making you feel bad? If you have a problem with it report it to the mods and we will see what happens. In the meantime stay out of the thread if you don't like it, or just quit being an ass for no damn reason.

[Chris G]

EDIT: deleting post.  This thread was supposed to be fun.

[horseboy]

Well, KenToad said it wasn't funny, so I guess he is right. I thought only Koolmoecraig could say definitively what was funny.