Who can take a Sunday,
Eat up all our pay?
Cover every surface with a power tool or two?
Oh Saint can, that's who!
He makes what's old feel brand new...
Oh this forum master can!
'Cause he loves this stuff it's true,
He helps the noobs get through.
Who can fill your lounge rooms,
With KA-POWing and BOOMs?
Keep the kids amused and break a high score or two,
'Till the wife catches you?
Who can take a frakenpanel?
See the joy at heart,
Try to help the kid with his "CP feng shui",
And get some cool vector art?
Oh that arcade legend can,
'cause he loves it don't ya' see,
He hasn't shut down EE.
Oh, who'll be there tomorrow,
When there's posts to double check,
Make sure those cleveland steamers haven't tried to h4xor spell,
Or he'll send your post to Heck.
Who brings us together?
From distant shore to shore,
United by a love of ancient pixels we adore,
And the points we tried to score?
Oh the BYOAC man can,
'cause he thinks this stuff aint bland,
Yes he makes this hobby grand.
Sneaking labels on us fools,
Whether drunk or slacking off,
Or posting cheescake or BUSHWON(SIES)!!!!!
He smiles when we're plastered,
He tells us sternly when we're daisies,
He truly must be a Saint,
Oh a Harpal he aint!
Yes he's a champion for us,
'cause once you're not a loner,
This doesn't sound quite so sus.
Yes we love this happy chappy,
'Cause he's a god-send for this hobby,
and our hearts he has won,
now that buzzing noise is gone,
and that spinner works for Tron,
please don't post any roms,
and then we'll all just get along,
now I'll finish this song...