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Gratuitous Sucking Up
« on: September 10, 2006, 11:09:59 am »
Who can take a Sunday,
Eat up all our pay?
Cover every surface with a power tool or two?
Oh Saint can, that's who!
He makes what's old feel brand new...

Oh this forum master can!
'Cause he loves this stuff it's true,
He helps the noobs get through.

Who can fill your lounge rooms,
With KA-POWing and BOOMs?
Keep the kids amused and break a high score or two,
'Till the wife catches you?

Who can take a frakenpanel?
See the joy at heart,
Try to help the kid with his "CP feng shui",
And get some cool vector art?

Oh that arcade legend can,
'cause he loves it don't ya' see,
He hasn't shut down EE.

Oh, who'll be there tomorrow,
When there's posts to double check,
Make sure those cleveland steamers haven't tried to h4xor spell,
Or he'll send your post to Heck.

Who brings us together?
From distant shore to shore,
United by a love of ancient pixels we adore,
And the points we tried to score?

Oh the BYOAC man can,
'cause he thinks this stuff aint bland,
Yes he makes this hobby grand.

Sneaking labels on us fools,
Whether drunk or slacking off,
Or posting cheescake or BUSHWON(SIES)!!!!!

He smiles when we're plastered,
He tells us sternly when we're daisies,
He truly must be a Saint,
Oh a Harpal he aint!

Yes he's a champion for us,
'cause once you're not a loner,
This doesn't sound quite so sus.

Yes we love this happy chappy,
'Cause he's a god-send for this hobby,
and our hearts he has won,
now that buzzing noise is gone,
and that spinner works for Tron,
please don't post any roms,
and then we'll all just get along,
now I'll finish this song...
Done. SLATFATF.

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2006, 05:01:26 pm »
snif snif...Ghaw that was gdust beeeyooteeeeful.  :'(
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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2006, 06:15:53 pm »
wait a second these are the lyrics to a bon jovi song arent they?
Back in MY day we lived on the moon and we had to build a rocket ship from scratch to get to the Earth before we suffocated.

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2006, 06:54:18 pm »
*giggle giggle*

Hey, Saint, jbox somebody asked me to give you this note..

*giggledy-giggle*

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2006, 11:59:01 pm »
I know it seems corny, I know it sounds trite,
If you think I am jesting, you're certainly right.

But to be labelled so nicely, deserves another good turn,
So instead of just spouting, I'll rhyme when I burn.

But for now all these lyrics, may just have to wait,
For ze Deutschland und I, have an upcoming date.

But come mid-October, I'll be back on this forum,
No doubt with few changes, and my usual decorum.

I'll bet they're still ranting, over in P&R,
Instead of all drooling, over a dude's basement bar.

Sure Peale's avatar, will most likely change pic,
But the odds are on favourites, it'll be some cute chic.

And Castro will whine, that Windoze is greatest,
While a certain "great actor", will be sprukin' his latest.

And Stingray will slouch, while his 'P.P.' falls down,
'Cause it's always fun shouting, at some dumb ISP clown.

And Bones will be drooling, over mpm's latest blondies,
'Cause it's not just the Aussies, who get a case of the Mondays!
Done. SLATFATF.

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2006, 12:03:02 am »
See ya
Wouldn't wanna be ya
Eat your greens

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2006, 01:27:31 am »
That steamers dope yo.

Nobody in da hood wanna mess wit wat dat homeys layin' down booooyyyyyzzzzz!

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2006, 08:48:30 am »
Sorry guys, I dig it :)
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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2006, 12:26:07 pm »
first off your and idiot

Man I love the internet, haha.

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2006, 04:04:21 pm »
Sorry guys, I dig it :)

Hey, jbox, I just got this back:


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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2006, 04:06:31 pm »

That joke took effort.

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2006, 04:09:57 pm »
It's my day off, I'm slacking in overdrive.

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Re: Gratuitous Sucking Up
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2006, 03:45:15 pm »
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