Yeah, The whole system is a joke. It took me a lot of debating to get her to admit that there was no evidence of a liquid spill.
The time when I went to see the head of the laptop program was pretty funny in retrospect. I wish I had a tape recorder.
More or less it went something like this:
Lady: So you say that you DIDN'T break your laptop? I personally went over this case, and the report stated that they found evidence of a major spill all over they internal components!
Me: I never let liquid get near it, it would be impossible for a liquid spill to get on my laptop.
Lady: Let me look call my technician...[calls technician] He says you broke it.
Me: do you still have the board? Can I see the evidence of a spill?
Lady: We sent the board to compaq, I bet if I called up compaq, they would say you broke it.
Me: I'm sorry, but this is ridiculious, you charged my on the day tuition is due, and say I have to pay this fee or I can't register for classes, and you say you have evidence that I spilled all over my laptop, but you cannot show me anything?
Lady: Oh no, we keep photo documentation of everything!
Me: Can I see the photo?
Lady: Um, no....I don't have it....my technician has it....
Me: well, you just talked to him...could you please call him up again so I can see this photo?
Lady: Um...sure [retrieves photo and loads it on her computer] See, Here is the computer part you broke...This proves it.
Me: Proves what? I don't see any of this evidence of a major liquid spill...No discoloration, no ring from liquid damage.
Lady: Um, let me call my technician...[calls technician, talkes about liquid spills and such, hangs up] Well, even theough there is no evidence of a liquid spill on your laptop, it had to be a liquid spill because thats what students do to their laptops, and there is no other reason why a laptop could burn out.
Me: There are plenty of other reasons why a laptop could burn out. Just look at that photo, there is a ribbon cable port is right next to burnt out component. I am guessing that the ribbon could have slipped out and the metal on the ribbon could have easily shorted out that component.
Lady: Thats impossible.
Me: No, Its not, it's basic electronics that things short out.
Lady: but there is no ribbon in that port!
Me: thats because they had to remove it...They took out the keyboard to see the inside of the computer...the ribbon that goes there is probably from the keyboard.
Lady: Well, I don't know anything about computers (obvious) If you want to not be charged, you will have to prove to both me and my technician that you did not spill on that laptop.
Me: how can I do that without the laptop?
Lady: I don't know. I have things to do, so I cannot talk to you anymore.
Me: Fine, But I will need that photo you showed me.
Lady: Oh, uh...ok.
Thats sort of an abbriged version of it...but you get the point...