Drew, please tell me that you don't honestly need Snopes to tell you that it didn't take TWELVE BILLION DOLLARS of R&D to develop the space pen! No wonder you buy so much conservative propaganda! 
Iraq war is costing $100,000 per minute. (source) If you support the war, stop bitching about taxes. Simple.
mrC
Shmokes, I have higher hopes for you, but I've got to ask.
Is there a day that goes by in EITHER of your lives where you can just hear something funny and NOT question the veracity of every last detail of it?
I think it was best stated in "Good Morning Vietnam". You two are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white men in history.
Just so you guys know, I didn't wait for your assessment, MrC. That's funny right there, I don't care who y'are.
Get a life you tool bags, and learn how to enjoy a joke.