To all you guys with wive's who "allow" and "wouldn't allow" you to build cabs..

[JackTucky]

Oooh.  This is the type of thread I love.  Damn it for being in the main forum where there's just useless stuff about sticks of joy.

My wife kicks me in the nads.  And drew likes it.  I think he's the racist ghey.

And Mission Control is definitely the ghey.  Although I think he likes his holes small.

MarkRvp is probably just a republican anyway.  Don't listen to him.

And who started telling people what was funny here?  I am the judge of you on that!

Jacktucky "rescuing this thread one line at a time"

[missioncontrol]

Yeah... I've done my best to perfect the seem-to-be-interested-while-focusing-elsewhere technique. You can't just parrott back what your wife has been talking about if she grills you. You have to have a frew generic phrases of comfort in your pocket to use to show you "care."

ever seen the commercial where the guy is doing something and not paying attention when the wife come in and says "Does this dress make me look fat" and he mutters "yes" clearly clueless to what she just asked....

it's a classic

[JackTucky]

I think David spade's response to that was, "no, your face makes you look fat"

Jacktucky

[Doc Thirst]

Thank god this didn't come in the form of a cartoon, we might have a riot on our hands.

Ok...when we start semi repeating jokes, it's time to let the thread die. :

Just to be clear...no ones offended enough to start protesting and light arcades on fire yet right?

 Grin

*ducks and runs*[/quote/

Please forgive me for not wading through the 2 pages of tripe.  Joke withdrawn, and to whomever beat me to it...lol.

[missioncontrol]

Please forgive me for not wading through the 2 pages of tripe.  Joke withdrawn, and to whomever beat me to it...lol.

wading through pages of tripe is what we do best

[Doc Thirst]

Hehe, viva la internet!

[missioncontrol]

exactly with out the internets I would probibly have to do stuff

[rugby1]

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


Hope that offends everyone   

[PetitMorte]

Wow!  A thread where *I* get to make some popcorn.

 

RandyT

Ooooooo!  When is the popcorn going to be available?  And will it be available in both USB and PS2?

[PetitMorte]

darnit.  That should really be "Butter and Salt Interface"

[Havok]

but what about the oral? mine's still good.   

misioncontrol zips up pants and smiles... Yep it still is

offended yet?

Ummmm... guys don't count...

 

[Flinkly]

when i saw saint moved this, i thought it was post hell'd, and i was like, "man, what did i miss out on?"

then i find it's here, and i obviously am missing out on something.  wether or not it will make me a more rounded person is another story.

[Necro]

Too late, we've all changed our posts to not be funny OR offensive.  The only thing here now are posts of Mo..mu...mohammad?  with a bomb for a turban.

No one finds that offensive so were safe.

 

[DrewKaree]

or click the relpy with quote button

I looked all over.  There is no "relpy" button.  You scuk at teh nintra-nets two!

et tu

That's STILL no "relpy" button, showing that not only do you scuk at teh intra-nets times two, your Photochop-fu is nonexistant, and your spell-fu is so bad it's permanently blinded you.

joo gott pwned

[missioncontrol]

when i saw saint moved this, i thought it was post hell'd, and i was like, "man, what did i miss out on?"

then i find it's here, and i obviously am missing out on something.  wether or not it will make me a more rounded person is another story.

I wondered how long before it was moved.... I thought it was hell bound to when I saw it had been moved....

[quarterback]

or click the relpy with quote button

I looked all over.  There is no "relpy" button.  You scuk at teh nintra-nets two!

et tu

That's STILL no "relpy" button, showing that not only do you scuk at teh intra-nets times two, your Photochop-fu is nonexistant, and your spell-fu is so bad it's permanently blinded you.

joo gott pwned

I got your interwebs bulletin board reply-fu right here

[jbox]

Lyrics. Of course, downloading the mp3 may or may not be the sort of thing you think is acceptable. 

No one has the right to force anyone else to do anything, it's just that sometimes we forget that rule works in *both* directions. 

[DrewKaree]

I got your interwebs bulletin board reply-fu right here

Stop helping him.  It's fun watching him struggle to finger it out.