Dissapointment at its finest

[psik0tik]

  I saw the movie "Closer" today and I must say if your gonna play a stripper natilie portman we wanna see your fun stuff.....I dont go to the strip club and pay strippers to keep theyre clothes ON and I really wanna see what anakin went to the darkside for. At least At leeeeeaasssst a nipple....but nothing. You get to see her put clothes on and if Im not mistaken strippers take clothes off. Just like in pretty woman she was suppose to be a hooker and just once in that movie did you see anything nope nada. I think Im done

[ChadTower]

Julia Roberts is a horse anyway, I'm glad we never saw them hit it.  I mean come on, you know Richard Gere is just gonna bust out the PVC and the rodents.

[pointdablame]

um... Closer is obviously a love story.. not a sex movie.  I'd even go so far as to label it a chick flick.. not many of those have hardcore sex scenes in it buddy.  It was also a pretty good movie regardless of the lack of boobs.

Just because there is a hot girl in a film who happens to be a stripper or what not.. there doesnt HAVE TO BE naked scenes in it.  If you had read reviews or summaries of it, you'd see pretty clearly that the chance of some hot Natalie Portman action was pretty slim.

Plus.. you do know the internet is full of porn right?  You don't have to watch movies in the hope that you'll see a boob... you can find them in 2 seconds online.

[missioncontrol]

it takes 5 seconds on dial up

[AtomSmasher]

I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

[pointdablame]

it takes 5 seconds on dial up

poor ---daisies---

[ChadTower]

  It was also a pretty good movie regardless of the lack of boobs.

This concept does not compute.

Just because there is a hot girl in a film who happens to be a stripper or what not.. there doesnt HAVE TO BE naked scenes in it. 

Let's simplify the concept for you so you understand it better.  Hot girl on screen should be naked.  Stripper isn't even part of the equation.

Hot Girl + screen = should be naked

Plus.. you do know the internet is full of porn right?  You don't have to watch movies in the hope that you'll see a boob... you can find them in 2 seconds online.

But he wasn't on the net.  He was in a movie theater. 

[Grasshopper]

I feel your pain.

I still haven't got over the disappointment that at no point during the three Star Wars prequels did we get to see Natalie Portman in a Princess Leia style metal bikini. Yet more evidence that George Lucas has completely lost the plot.

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/

[Havok]

I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...

[AtomSmasher]

I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...

I doubt it'll be there because she was saying the director was like a father to her and wanted to protect her, which is why he cut the footage.

[Havok]

I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...

I doubt it'll be there because she was saying the director was like a father to her and wanted to protect her, which is why he cut the footage.

Damn! I'll keep checking Google Videos and Bittorent...

[ChadTower]

Who's her daddy?

[Stingray]

I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...

I doubt it'll be there because she was saying the director was like a father to her and wanted to protect her, which is why he cut the footage.

What an ahole.

-S

[Luxury]

Who's her daddy?

I am.