Uh yeahhhhh....about that, Stingray....uhhhhhh....I didn't really have a lot to work with here

You were the least offensive of the bunch. Chad smells like Jim's. (we don't know WHAT of Jim's yet), mission is just helping the stereotype with his poor gramer skeilz and spelinkg, mark's.....well, mark might wipe his ass on your curtains or go top shelf in yer bathroom and put the biscuit in the basket, Jack.....well, he's from Jersey - 'nuff said. Fredster, well, he's older than you

shmokes reads fairy books, MrC's boyfriend has issues with...well....EVERYTHING, Ashton70 doesn't really have anything we want to hear, subzero is subzero, and Floyd10 was locked up after a paprika bender the other weekend.
Everyone else just regular sucks. You suck extra special, like the Aussies, so I figured they'd take to you like a something to something.