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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2006, 12:08:14 pm »
I call BS on danny for his thread title.

Stingray and I are proof enough that we aren't all bad.

The rest of these guys are a little suspect to me too, but if I can tolerate them, surely some fuzzy Aussie has far more PATIENCE than a gun-totin' fascist.  Oh, and Stingray too.

I think your argument would have proven more successful had you not chosen to use me as positive example.

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2006, 12:10:20 pm »

You're not motivated enough to be bad.  At most you're just unkempt.

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2006, 05:31:31 pm »
Uh yeahhhhh....about that, Stingray....uhhhhhh....I didn't really have a lot to work with here  :-\  You were the least offensive of the bunch.  Chad smells like Jim's. (we don't know WHAT of Jim's yet), mission is just helping the stereotype with his poor gramer skeilz and spelinkg, mark's.....well, mark might wipe his ass on your curtains or go top shelf in yer bathroom and put the biscuit in the basket, Jack.....well, he's from Jersey - 'nuff said.  Fredster, well, he's older than you ;) shmokes reads fairy books, MrC's boyfriend has issues with...well....EVERYTHING, Ashton70 doesn't really have anything we want to hear, subzero is subzero, and Floyd10 was locked up after a paprika bender the other weekend.

Everyone else just regular sucks.  You suck extra special, like the Aussies, so I figured they'd take to you like a something to something.
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2006, 03:07:07 am »
I don't blame Americans for wearing all that protective gear when they play gridiron. If I lived in a country with a similar health care system I would wear a crash helmet even while playing Internet checkers.

whereas right now, you wear that crash helmet for entirely different reasons.
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2006, 02:40:32 pm »

Everyone else just regular sucks.  You suck extra special, like the Aussies, so I figured they'd take to you like a something to something.

One day I said something... I think it must have been something really offensive... and Bones made me an honorary Aussie. I even have my ceremonial boomerang and a bottle of Dr. Danny's Extra Potent Kangaroo Knockout Drops.

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2006, 06:00:46 pm »
I've heard of a donkey punch but never a kangaroo punch.  Must be something those Aussies "make do" with since there's just 'roos, Koala's, and Maori's. ;)
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2006, 12:31:43 am »

Everyone else just regular sucks.  You suck extra special, like the Aussies, so I figured they'd take to you like a something to something.

One day I said something... I think it must have been something really offensive... and Bones made me an honorary Aussie. I even have my ceremonial boomerang and a bottle of Dr. Danny's Extra Potent Kangaroo Knockout Drops.

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does that mean you suck twice as much?

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2006, 09:50:41 am »
Haven't you seen the boxing kangaroo on Looney Tunes?

And who the hell is Ashton70?
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2006, 09:51:46 am »
And who the hell is Ashton70?

If you have to ask then you can't afford him.

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2006, 01:32:29 pm »
Not true Chad.  He could probably help shmokes find a cheap flight to visit him, and all his financial worries would be over.....if he's got mad poker knowledge ;)
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2006, 02:15:08 pm »


Ashton70 is the coolest..........  ::)

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2006, 02:44:01 pm »
....is teh kewlest.  You've really gotta work on your spelling and whatnot
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2006, 02:47:23 pm »
When do we start making fun of the Wiggles again?
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2006, 03:40:05 pm »
As soon as Ashton tells us you've placed your non-refundable order
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2006, 03:44:03 pm »

Hot potato hot potato

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2006, 03:45:28 pm »
"Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy" NTTIATWWT :)
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2006, 05:00:23 pm »
Wake up Chad.

Living the delusional lifestyle.

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2006, 09:31:54 am »

What what what what's going on who dat who dere

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2006, 10:23:32 am »
... and Maori's. ;)

mainly on Bondi Beach though. that's possibly funnier than you know...


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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2006, 11:23:39 am »
... and Maori's. ;)

mainly on Bondi Beach though. that's possibly funnier than you know...

HA! Ha.  ha....heh....erah....what's so funny? :-\

I've HEARD of Bondi Beach, but you're right, I haven't got a clue about why I'm so dang funny in two languages ;)
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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2006, 05:53:13 pm »
Maori's are native New Zealanders.

Our native people are Aboriginal. They are the dudes with the boomerangs and stuff!

Bondi Beach has a large Kiwi community.

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Re: proof that americans aren't all bad (",)
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2006, 01:43:27 am »
Oh I get it now!  That's like telling me all the Swede's are crapping up WI, when it's actually the Germans and Polacks ;)

Bones, I bet it came from talking to that chick I once told you about.  Remember, I'm American, so I don't separate you guys and you all sound alike to me ;)
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