Why won't someone give me cake?

[ChadTower]

[Stingray]

Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

-S

On the plus side, after the orchidectomy, it only LOOKS painful

[Bones]

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

Ha!

I could have done so much better if I knew my request would be fullfilled.....

[DrewKaree]

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

Ha!

I could have done so much better if I knew my request would be fullfilled.....

Slacking is no excuse for not working.

Wait....that's....uh.....erah......um......as you were

[skippy]

You guys have to slow down.  It's gettin way too hard to keep up here.  What type of gay inner circle inside joke thing is going on here
NTTIAWWT

[Stingray]

Wait....that's....uh.....erah......um......

Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself.

-S

[DrewKaree]

You guys have to slow down.  It's gettin way too hard to keep up here.  What type of gay inner circle inside joke thing is going on here
NTTIAWWT

If people don't start reading the directions, I'm just gonna start throwing poo around.  YOU NEED TO GET AN ASSISTANT!  DUH!

I thought I laid this out earlier.  Didn't you search?  SEARCH, DAGNABBIT, SEARCH!  STEEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!

[skippy]

Sorry,  Didn't search.  Was to busy looking for an assistant.

[DrewKaree]

Step 1.  Get an assistant.
Step 2.  Get assistant to search.
Step 3.  Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4.  Open beer.
Step 5.  Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6.  Find a back porch.
Step 7.  Boxs8 all over it.

[JackTucky]

Step 1.  Get an assistant.
Step 2.  Get assistant to search.
Step 3.  Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4.  Open beer.
Step 5.  Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6.  Find a back porch.
Step 7.  Boxs8 all over it.

Knew I'd find you and your innuendo here.  Keep it straight.  Lets keep the straight in sex!

Art "trying to get drew to come back to our team since 2005"

[DrewKaree]

Knew I'd find you and your innuendo here.  Keep it straight.  Lets keep the straight in sex!

Art "trying to get drew to come back to our team since 2005"

Methinks Bozsx4 has turned your thinking every which way but right.  Everyone else knows a "back porch" is for peeing on.  NOBODY knows how you perverted it into your blue-state love-fest

Drew *Hating the flamboyantly gay uniforms of Jack's "team" since 4EVR*

[c64rulez]

Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.

I say you'd better watch it
You're starting to sound like me 

[DrewKaree]

Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.

I say you'd better watch it
You're starting to sound like me 

Nah.  There's several steps that make sense in there.

For me to sound like you, I'd have to start talking like a woman, and then remove the rest of my common sense

Or else start talking Israelishese

Oh, and I'd have to tell perfectly sane and logical people that their brilliant ideas for my cab can't be done and that you want to be just like them when you grow up.

That outta just about take care of it

[ChadTower]

Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

HA, I hadn't noticed that.  Nice.

[c64rulez]

Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.

You could try this:
Step 1. Read step 2
Step 2. Read step 1
Step 3. You're cake is here ready and willing. come and get it

[DrewKaree]

Someone's got cake for me fellas.  Anyone have a spare ticket to Israelica?

[c64rulez]

Now you're a fast reader, aren't you ?