Why won't someone give me cake?

[DrewKaree]

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I don't quite get it, but it's probably cuz I told too many people "I'll *YOINK* in yer mouth"

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad about your post counts being turned off, while I get my title changed like it's a revolving door.  Neither bothers me, ya nancy's

[JackTucky]

For me, "Full Member" describes me, and my condition, at any given time.

Art

[DrewKaree]

For me, "Full Member" describes me, and my condition, at any given time.

Art

I prefer "turgid" or "tumescent" 

[JackTucky]

I'm too lazy to look those words up, and I'm dumb. 

Art

[nostrebor]

Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

[Bones]

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

[Jabba]

Better add senile in there too, and keeper of BLUE pills...


BTW: Whew! Ever feel like you're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon and the author is drawing the scene as you go with all these changes in titles. Glad mine has stayed unscathed...

[pointdablame]

How does Drew get his title changed every 5 seconds, yet I don't have one yet.

I think Drew is behind this conspiracy...

[SirPeale]

I think Drew is behind this conspiracy...

Ask and ye shall receive...

although it's not me doing the giving.  Let's see who's online...

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Ah, SirWoogie...

[Bones]

I seen saint reviewing pointdablame's profile....

[pointdablame]

Sweet

Thanks whoever did that.  Now I must post in every Drew thread and point out his crazy conspiracies.   I shall make the truth known.   

it's even got my beloved elipse in it...

[missioncontrol]

I got 2 titles

[DrewKaree]

Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

You sir, are nothing but an amateur.  Please pay special attention to my good man, Bones.  He's the master lemonade bater.  I give you exhibit A:

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

And look....I've been taken for another spin

[DrewKaree]

it's even got my beloved elipse in it...

I'll *YOINK* all over your beloved elipse

[Harry Potter]

I got a hyphen in mine

[c64rulez]

I've been helping women lower their panties since 1983.

Wonder if it's worth something

[duffjr]

but most of that time was spent in jail.

[c64rulez]

Was that you in the corner yelping like a poor puppy with 12 black bats around ya ?

[duffjr]

yea, i got off early for good behavior.

[c64rulez]

premature ejac problems ?

wrong forum ?
 

[Stingray]

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

[Harry Potter]

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

Can I have em back now you sicko.

[nostrebor]

Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

You sir, are nothing but an amateur.  Please pay special attention to my good man, Bones.  He's the master lemonade bater.  I give you exhibit A:

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

And look....I've been taken for another spin

You are quite correct. Besides, there is not enough time to change your av to suit before the title changes again. It really was a poorly suggested plan

[missioncontrol]

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

I wear mine on cold days

[Harry Potter]

No you don't. You just wanna sound hip and cool for the pant wearing crowd.

[ChadTower]

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

So if you squeeze me the right way, you leak out?

That sounds about right.

[Harry Potter]

Leak. I am slowly being drawn to this thread.

[Havok]

I refuse to post in this thread.

Arghh, darnit!

Oh well...

[Stingray]

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

Can I have em back now you sicko.

You shouldn't have left them on my back porch.

-S

[pointdablame]

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

Can I have em back now you sicko.

You shouldn't have left them on my back porch.

-S

eww... you just know those things were pee'd on.

[Stingray]

Pee'd in to be more specific.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Besides, there is not enough time to change your av to suit before the title changes again.

Change my av?  Are you kidding?  I wanna see what that dude looks like when he gets to the bottom of the stairs!

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

Thanks for telling us you're going commando.  Oh man....here comes lunch again

[Stingray]

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

Thanks for telling us you're going commando.  Oh man....here comes lunch again

Waddaya insane? It's frackin' freezing! I'm wearing my long underpants today.

-S

[ChadTower]

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

[Stingray]

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

Do you have a better idea?

-S

[DrewKaree]

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

And with the wind chill, they're now all twisted up in a wad.  The circle is complete

[ChadTower]

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

[nostrebor]

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

So if you squeeze me the right way, you leak out?

That sounds about right.

Yes. That's exactly what I meant.

[nostrebor]

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

Now he can go ahead and have that beer at work. Job security AHOY!

[Stingray]

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

Now he can go ahead and have that beer at work. Job security AHOY!

So now the circle is complete.

-S

[ChadTower]

[Stingray]

Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

-S

On the plus side, after the orchidectomy, it only LOOKS painful

[Bones]

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

Ha!

I could have done so much better if I knew my request would be fullfilled.....

[DrewKaree]

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

Ha!

I could have done so much better if I knew my request would be fullfilled.....

Slacking is no excuse for not working.

Wait....that's....uh.....erah......um......as you were

[skippy]

You guys have to slow down.  It's gettin way too hard to keep up here.  What type of gay inner circle inside joke thing is going on here
NTTIAWWT

[Stingray]

Wait....that's....uh.....erah......um......

Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself.

-S

[DrewKaree]

You guys have to slow down.  It's gettin way too hard to keep up here.  What type of gay inner circle inside joke thing is going on here
NTTIAWWT

If people don't start reading the directions, I'm just gonna start throwing poo around.  YOU NEED TO GET AN ASSISTANT!  DUH!

I thought I laid this out earlier.  Didn't you search?  SEARCH, DAGNABBIT, SEARCH!  STEEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!

[skippy]

Sorry,  Didn't search.  Was to busy looking for an assistant.

[DrewKaree]

Step 1.  Get an assistant.
Step 2.  Get assistant to search.
Step 3.  Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4.  Open beer.
Step 5.  Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6.  Find a back porch.
Step 7.  Boxs8 all over it.

[JackTucky]

Step 1.  Get an assistant.
Step 2.  Get assistant to search.
Step 3.  Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4.  Open beer.
Step 5.  Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6.  Find a back porch.
Step 7.  Boxs8 all over it.

Knew I'd find you and your innuendo here.  Keep it straight.  Lets keep the straight in sex!

Art "trying to get drew to come back to our team since 2005"

[DrewKaree]

Knew I'd find you and your innuendo here.  Keep it straight.  Lets keep the straight in sex!

Art "trying to get drew to come back to our team since 2005"

Methinks Bozsx4 has turned your thinking every which way but right.  Everyone else knows a "back porch" is for peeing on.  NOBODY knows how you perverted it into your blue-state love-fest

Drew *Hating the flamboyantly gay uniforms of Jack's "team" since 4EVR*

[c64rulez]

Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.

I say you'd better watch it
You're starting to sound like me 

[DrewKaree]

Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.

I say you'd better watch it
You're starting to sound like me 

Nah.  There's several steps that make sense in there.

For me to sound like you, I'd have to start talking like a woman, and then remove the rest of my common sense

Or else start talking Israelishese

Oh, and I'd have to tell perfectly sane and logical people that their brilliant ideas for my cab can't be done and that you want to be just like them when you grow up.

That outta just about take care of it

[ChadTower]

Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

HA, I hadn't noticed that.  Nice.

[c64rulez]

Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.

You could try this:
Step 1. Read step 2
Step 2. Read step 1
Step 3. You're cake is here ready and willing. come and get it

[DrewKaree]

Someone's got cake for me fellas.  Anyone have a spare ticket to Israelica?

[c64rulez]

Now you're a fast reader, aren't you ?