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Author Topic: Why won't someone give me cake?  (Read 3703 times)

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Why won't someone give me cake?
« on: December 19, 2005, 06:33:38 pm »
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I don't quite get it, but it's probably cuz I told too many people "I'll *YOINK* in yer mouth"

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad about your post counts being turned off, while I get my title changed like it's a revolving door.  Neither bothers me, ya nancy's ;D
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2005, 07:11:37 pm »
For me, "Full Member" describes me, and my condition, at any given time.

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Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 07:30:12 pm »
For me, "Full Member" describes me, and my condition, at any given time.

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I prefer "turgid" or "tumescent" 
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 08:08:16 pm »
I'm too lazy to look those words up, and I'm dumb. 

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Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 08:41:15 pm »
Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 09:16:25 pm »
You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

Living the delusional lifestyle.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 09:18:45 pm »
Better add senile in there too, and keeper of BLUE pills...


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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 10:01:42 pm »
How does Drew get his title changed every 5 seconds, yet I don't have one yet.

I think Drew is behind this conspiracy...
first off your and idiot

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2005, 10:30:00 pm »
I think Drew is behind this conspiracy...

Ask and ye shall receive...

although it's not me doing the giving.  Let's see who's online...

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2005, 10:36:51 pm »
I seen saint reviewing pointdablame's profile....

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2005, 10:59:23 pm »
Sweet :)

Thanks whoever did that.  Now I must post in every Drew thread and point out his crazy conspiracies.   I shall make the truth known.   :P

it's even got my beloved elipse in it...
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2005, 11:52:53 pm »
I got 2 titles

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2005, 03:16:24 am »
Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

You sir, are nothing but an amateur.  Please pay special attention to my good man, Bones.  He's the master lemonade bater.  I give you exhibit A:

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

And look....I've been taken for another spin ;D
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2005, 03:18:39 am »
it's even got my beloved elipse in it...

I'll *YOINK* all over your beloved elipse :D
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2005, 07:16:17 am »
I got a hyphen in mine
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2005, 07:34:08 am »
I've been helping women lower their panties since 1983.

Wonder if it's worth something

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2005, 07:53:56 am »
but most of that time was spent in jail.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2005, 08:02:08 am »
Was that you in the corner yelping like a poor puppy with 12 black bats around ya ?

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2005, 08:42:11 am »
yea, i got off early for good behavior.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2005, 08:55:54 am »
premature ejac problems ?

wrong forum ?
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2005, 09:10:05 am »

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2005, 09:11:59 am »

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

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Can I have em back now you sicko.
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2005, 09:22:29 am »
Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

You sir, are nothing but an amateur.  Please pay special attention to my good man, Bones.  He's the master lemonade bater.  I give you exhibit A:

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

And look....I've been taken for another spin ;D

You are quite correct. Besides, there is not enough time to change your av to suit before the title changes again. It really was a poorly suggested plan :-\


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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2005, 09:37:29 am »

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

I wear mine on cold days

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2005, 09:44:33 am »
No you don't. You just wanna sound hip and cool for the pant wearing crowd.
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2005, 10:10:48 am »
You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

So if you squeeze me the right way, you leak out?

That sounds about right.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2005, 10:12:53 am »
Leak. I am slowly being drawn to this thread.
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2005, 11:05:15 am »
I refuse to post in this thread.

Arghh, darnit!

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2005, 11:19:14 am »

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S
Can I have em back now you sicko.

You shouldn't have left them on my back porch.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2005, 11:24:20 am »

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S
Can I have em back now you sicko.

You shouldn't have left them on my back porch.

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eww... you just know those things were pee'd on. :)
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2005, 12:15:39 pm »
Pee'd in to be more specific.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2005, 01:58:55 pm »

Besides, there is not enough time to change your av to suit before the title changes again.


Change my av?  Are you kidding?  I wanna see what that dude looks like when he gets to the bottom of the stairs!


No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.


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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2005, 02:20:37 pm »


No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.


Thanks for telling us you're going commando.  Oh man....here comes lunch again

Waddaya insane? It's frackin' freezing! I'm wearing my long underpants today.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2005, 02:22:29 pm »

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2005, 02:30:42 pm »

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

Do you have a better idea?

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2005, 02:35:03 pm »

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

And with the wind chill, they're now all twisted up in a wad.  The circle is complete
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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2005, 02:37:52 pm »

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2005, 02:42:05 pm »
You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

So if you squeeze me the right way, you leak out?

That sounds about right.

Yes. That's exactly what I meant.

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2005, 02:43:18 pm »

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

Now he can go ahead and have that beer at work. Job security AHOY!

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Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2005, 02:49:44 pm »

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

Now he can go ahead and have that beer at work. Job security AHOY!

So now the circle is complete.

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