Author Topic: I will not post new subjects in EE again. honest (Read 8648 times)

Point out just HOW BADLY you missed the joke and demonstrate to everyone else just what the language barrier DOESN'T help with. Jokes. Humor. If the "Master of the Obvious" title wasn't already taken, you still couldn't apply.

This is being done for YOUR benefit, so don't repeat your normally combative reply thinking you're just joining the fray. You're missing so much, and it almost got you a (somewhat) well deserved vacation. I wanna see some progress on your cab, which you won't be able to do. I also think you CAN be an enjoyable addition to the nuthouse, if you can pick up on some of the insanity and inside stuff that goes on here.

Quote from: Jabba on December 18, 2005, 11:56:53 am

he was feeling *hic* good.

Quote from: c64rulez on December 18, 2005, 12:03:56 pm

he was drunk too

Now DON'T get wrapped up in "proving" yourself. You flat didn't get it. It's ok. It'll come with time, which you won't have if this course continues.

c64rulez · « **Reply #52 on:** December 18, 2005, 04:06:46 pm »

Thanks for the lenghty and beneficial advice.
Guess you missed some of the obvious also (without having that language barrier)
If a guy tells me "Never tell me the odds", I simply wonder what will happen if I would.

Thanks also for worrying about the progress of my cab.

Zakk · « **Reply #53 on:** December 18, 2005, 04:12:23 pm »

Quote from: c64rulez on December 18, 2005, 04:06:46 pm

Thanks for the lenghty and beneficial advice.
Guess you missed some of the obvious also (without having that language barrier)
If a guy tells me "Never tell me the odds", I simply wonder what will happen if I would.

Ahhh....memories of subzero and sugarplumbs danced in their heads...

If you take a car and drive it into a brick wall at 200 kilometers per hour, I'll bet that you get hurt.

c64rulez · « **Reply #54 on:** December 18, 2005, 04:16:40 pm »

Been there. done that.
Try tell it to Jabba
He seems interested in the odds

Jabba · « **Reply #55 on:** December 18, 2005, 06:17:35 pm »

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.

I like Odds, I like risk. Thats where all the rewards are...

Jabba · « **Reply #56 on:** December 18, 2005, 06:18:43 pm »

And hey, I though you weren't gonna post in here nomore.

You said so!!

c64rulez · « **Reply #57 on:** December 18, 2005, 06:31:30 pm »

My mistake. I meant it to be in a different way.
Thanks for the remark. Fixed that subject title.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #58 on:** December 19, 2005, 05:50:42 am »

I promise that I will post in this thread again...

Stingray · « **Reply #59 on:** December 19, 2005, 08:49:25 am »

What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #60 on:** December 19, 2005, 09:14:52 am »

Quote from: Stingray on December 19, 2005, 08:49:25 am

What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol

the official BYOAC defense attorney

c64rulez · « **Reply #61 on:** December 19, 2005, 09:19:51 am »

Now THAT is the name your project post should go under

Harry Potter · « **Reply #62 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:01:14 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 19, 2005, 09:14:52 am

Quote from: Stingray on December 19, 2005, 08:49:25 am
What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol

the official BYOAC defense attorney

You take payment in bread crumbs?

pointdablame · « **Reply #63 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:04:38 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on December 19, 2005, 12:01:14 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 19, 2005, 09:14:52 am
Quote from: Stingray on December 19, 2005, 08:49:25 am
What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol

the official BYOAC defense attorney
You take payment in bread crumbs?

my guess would be bacon.

Stingray · « **Reply #64 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:35:05 pm »

He works for free, provided you don't mind that he won't be wearing any pants.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #65 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:38:31 pm »

In which case I've won already. The Judge and jury will run out of the court screaming, leaving me a free man.

c64rulez · « **Reply #66 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:42:49 pm »

No man.
You lose big time cause he's there with you, all alone, pants off.
Can you hear the screaming now ?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #67 on:** December 19, 2005, 12:56:12 pm »

I'll wear a paper bag with no eye-holes and some cotton wool in my ears.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #68 on:** December 19, 2005, 01:49:43 pm »

pants are for losers

PetitMorte · « **Reply #69 on:** December 19, 2005, 01:52:49 pm »

Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to fish, and you lose a valuable customer.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #70 on:** December 19, 2005, 02:01:33 pm »

but what about the fire I know there was fire...all great things involve fire

ChadTower · « **Reply #71 on:** December 19, 2005, 02:03:38 pm »

Shut up or I will be forced to roll out my newest, most effective message board tactic to date:

missioncontrol · « **Reply #72 on:** December 19, 2005, 02:20:51 pm »

lol that was great chad

Stingray · « **Reply #73 on:** December 19, 2005, 02:56:53 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 19, 2005, 02:01:33 pm

but what about the fire I know there was fire...all great things involve fire

Since you've lost your customer anyway, it's okay to set the guy on fire. You'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #74 on:** December 19, 2005, 03:04:42 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on December 19, 2005, 02:56:53 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 19, 2005, 02:01:33 pm
but what about the fire I know there was fire...all great things involve fire

Since you've lost your customer anyway, it's okay to set the guy on fire. You'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-S

yeah tha'll lurn ya not to shop at.....ummm what's the name of my store?

Stingray · « **Reply #75 on:** December 19, 2005, 03:25:24 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on December 19, 2005, 03:04:42 pm

ummm what's the name of my store?

The Happy Trouser Trout?

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #76 on:** December 19, 2005, 03:39:54 pm »

works for me

DrewKaree · « **Reply #77 on:** December 19, 2005, 04:04:36 pm »

Quote from: PetitMorte on December 19, 2005, 01:52:49 pm

Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to fish, and you lose a valuable customer.

It's like a friggin A.D.D. convention in here

It's "Fire a fish before he works as a teacher. Flannel pants make him warm for the rest of his life, especially if he's riding a bicycle"

c64rulez · « **Reply #78 on:** December 19, 2005, 04:19:37 pm »

Deja Vu

Please reshuffle this thread

missioncontrol · « **Reply #79 on:** December 19, 2005, 04:24:25 pm »

I like fried fish and raw fish too


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