I will not post new subjects in EE again. honest

[c64rulez]

I guess some people here like only to have laughs on account of others.
but when it comes to them, well, that's a different story.

I feel sorry for them.

[pointdablame]

seeing as how this is directed squarely at what I said to you... I feel the need to respond.

My main point was that your posts here have NO CONTENT whatsoever.  This forum is full of nonsense, and we love joking about EVERYTHING... however... there has to be something there in the first place.

Throw some politics in and see people go nuts.  Show us a funny article and count the number of posts it takes to get completely derailed.

You just throw crap into a thread for no reason.  I have no problem laughing about or at myself... I do it all the time, as does pretty much every person that frequents EE.

Don't feel sorry.  I was just voicing my opinion that you don't need to make a random thread every 10 minutes.   Keep it to one insanely random, useless thread, like the rest of us do.

[saint]

3 day time-out in effect. Expires 12/20/05. Please tone down the noise level. Thanks!

--- saint

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Throw some politics in and see people go nuts.

Who?


mrC

[Bones]

3 day time-out in effect. Expires 12/20/05. Please tone down the noise level. Thanks!

--- saint

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[missioncontrol]

ouch a little harsh..

perhaps a warning would have helped. I was  thinking that it's mainly a cultural/language thing unless I missed something.....

[duffjr]

yea, what happened with the shooting usa video topic?

[Bones]

Not defending the 3 day ban either way.... But it must be a little overwhelming to be the new guy and trying to find your place amongst a community of regulars. I feel he was probably just a little anxious to speed the natural settling-in process. The fact is you can get away with things when your identity is understood that a newbie can't.

You gotta show respect before you can attack/joke with people or it just comes off poorly. This takes time....

[Jabba]

Not defending the 3 day ban either way.... But it must be a little overwhelming to be the new guy and trying to find your place amongst a community of regulars. I feel he was probably just a little anxious to speed the natural settling-in process. The fact is you can get away with things when your identity is understood that a newbie can't.

You gotta show respect before you can attack/joke with people or it just comes off poorly. This takes time....

I think mostly the cultural thing. Imagine partipating in a Hebrew forum (assuming you could speak Hebrew), be prolly quite a different type of humour there...."Ya Ya Deefer Deefer" can be interpreted so many ways...

[missioncontrol]

I do hope he comes back with updates on his cab I am curious to see the final results on it....

[Bones]

I think mostly the cultural thing. Imagine partipating in a Hebrew forum (assuming you could speak Hebrew), be prolly quite a different type of humour there...."Ya Ya Deefer Deefer" can be interpreted so many ways...

Yeah that's a fair point, but there was one comment in particular that I found lacked reasonable judgement based on the previous thread postings.

It would appear this is what set the timer off.

[erictrumpet]

He should read my posts in EE and the nice welcome you guys have given me so far for an example of how to slowly acclimate to this culture of insane weirdo freaks. Oops did I just say that? Takes one to know one I guess. Anyway, so far I like the relatively low level of drama on this board (all of BYOAC not just EE) and I hope this particular situation doesn't get out of hand. It seems there is solid, gentle moderation here which is a must for a happy forum.

Eric.

[pointdablame]

.....this culture of insane weirdo freaks....

Hey!  ya know...

you should.... uh...

No... I guess that's about right.

[Harry Potter]

I saw this coming from a mile away.

Can anyone say HAWKXP? 

[markrvp]

I saw this coming from a mile away.

Can anyone say HAWKXP?

[Harry Potter]

I only read the last 3 posts of a thread.

Try to accomodate my lack of motivation next time. 

[brophog]

Noobs need a little ban to settle down. Otherwise it's like giving the dog some chocolate......they just go nuts.

Besides, it's just 3 days. Hardly counts as a ban. Most of us can miss 3 days just by having a good drinking binge!

[saint]

Missioncontrol thinks I was a little quick on the trigger there (and frankly I'm a little on the drunk side tonight), so ban is lifted... Please take it easy on the caps-lock key, eh?

--- saint

[missioncontrol]

That's a good man of you Saint....

[Zakk]

THAT'S IT!  BAN MISSIONCONTROL! THAT'S RIGHT I SAID DO IT NOW!





Whaa?  Look out for what banhammer?  *WHAM*

[brophog]

Yep. All for the banning of missioncontrol. Send him to post hell.

[missioncontrol]

[fredster]

I don't understand this at all, sorry.

[missioncontrol]

Yep. All for the banning of missioncontrol. Send him to post hell.

dude every online minute I don't spend here I'm spending in post hell

[c64rulez]

Bones, it is only you I'm worrying about. I hope I did not offend you in any way, and if so - a thousand pardons. You make Jackson(S) look more pale than the other Jackson(M).

[Bones]

Bones, it is only you I'm worrying about. I hope I did not offend you in any way, and if so - a thousand pardons. You make Jackson(S) look more pale than the other Jackson(M).

Huh? 

[fredster]

Oh, okay now I understand. It's all better now.

[missioncontrol]

hey 64 how about editing your first post and changing the title so that the caps are removed

[c64rulez]

It's not mine. It belongs to a higher being. Why should I ? I bet you or saint can do it in a jiffy, no ?

Is this your welcome back msg ? I kinda liked the one you've emaild me more

[missioncontrol]

missioncontrol throws hands up in the air.......

sorry guys.


teach a man to fish and and fire and i don't know..............

[c64rulez]

Sorry man. It's not you.

You have got to understand one simple thing:

There are those that even after one zillion posts will stay newbies

and

There are those that on post one , are not

And I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm not with the first ones.
But I respect your wish. done

[missioncontrol]

no one here is out to get any newbie here,  If you read through a few threads you will see we give each other crap all the time some of it you may not notice or understand because they are either inside jokes or point to things that have happened in previous post. Once you are here a while and have kept up with post in different threads you will begin to understand some of our humor. it isn't something you instantly get.

[c64rulez]

You're sane after all. Q.E.D
Thank you. I only wanted to prove that.

[c64rulez]

Bones, it is only you I'm worrying about. I hope I did not offend you in any way, and if so - a thousand pardons. You make Jackson(S) look more pale than the other Jackson(M).

Huh?

That pulp quote freaks me out

[missioncontrol]

wtf is Q.E.D?

[c64rulez]

Quietly Eradicate Dumbasses

[DrewKaree]

teach a man to fish and and fire and i don't know..............

It's "Fire a fish before he works as a teacher.  Flannel pants make him warm for the rest of his life, especially if he's riding a bicycle"

[missioncontrol]

teach a man to fish and and fire and i don't know..............

It's "Fire a fish before he works as a teacher.

[DrewKaree]

Noob is simply a state of mind or an opinion.  Why must you sully it with "labels" and "judgements" maaaaaan?

We're jammin'......and I hope ya like jammin' too

 I had it on my palm pilot but when I washed my hands after diner it was fone

That's your problem.  You're mixing your palm pilot up with your fone. 

[missioncontrol]

I seriously need to learn to type but it's typos like that that prevent me


to much comedy in typos

[spriggy]

mmmmm ......

[Bones]

SYS64738 

[spriggy]

SYS64738

[DrewKaree]

Dad, Doug broke your beer!

[DrewKaree]

Chicks can't hold they smoke. That's what it is

[c64rulez]

SYS64738

After all I've been through here ?
try poke 0,0

[Bones]

After all I've been through here ?

Don't take it seriously. I am relatively heartless harmless.....

[c64rulez]

you know it's just for restart the machine, so actually .. you want a replay or sometn ?

[spriggy]

mmmmm ......

[Jabba]

Wow, this is a first, Saint unbanned someone. You're lucky he was feeling *hic* good. 

[c64rulez]

Odds are he was drunk too

[DrewKaree]

Now what do you do ?

Point out just HOW BADLY you missed the joke and demonstrate to everyone else just what the language barrier DOESN'T help with.  Jokes.  Humor.  If the "Master of the Obvious" title wasn't already taken, you still couldn't apply. 

This is being done for YOUR benefit, so don't repeat your normally combative reply thinking you're just joining the fray.  You're missing so much, and it almost got you a (somewhat) well deserved vacation.  I wanna see some progress on your cab, which you won't be able to do.  I also think you CAN be an enjoyable addition to the nuthouse, if you can pick up on some of the insanity and inside stuff that goes on here.

he was feeling *hic* good. 

he was drunk too

Now DON'T get wrapped up in "proving" yourself.  You flat didn't get it.  It's ok.  It'll come with time, which you won't have if this course continues.

[c64rulez]

Thanks for the lenghty and beneficial advice.
Guess you missed some of the obvious also (without having that language barrier)
If a guy tells me "Never tell me the odds", I simply wonder what will happen if I would.

Thanks also for worrying about the progress of my cab.

 

[Zakk]

Thanks for the lenghty and beneficial advice.
Guess you missed some of the obvious also (without having that language barrier)
If a guy tells me "Never tell me the odds", I simply wonder what will happen if I would.

Ahhh....memories of subzero and sugarplumbs danced in their heads...

If you take a car and drive it into a brick wall at 200 kilometers per hour, I'll bet that you get hurt.

[c64rulez]

Been there. done that.
Try tell it to Jabba
He seems interested in the odds

[Jabba]

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.

I like Odds, I like risk. Thats where all the rewards are...

[Jabba]

And hey, I though you weren't gonna post in here nomore.      You said so!!

[c64rulez]

My mistake. I meant it to be in a different way.
Thanks for the remark. Fixed that subject title.

[missioncontrol]

I promise that I will post in this thread again...

 

[Stingray]

What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

[missioncontrol]

What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol

the official BYOAC defense attorney

[c64rulez]

Now THAT is the name your project post should go under

[Harry Potter]

What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol

the official BYOAC defense attorney

You take payment in bread crumbs?

[pointdablame]

What the hell's going on in here?

Well at least I learned a valuable lesson. If I ever screw up badly enough to get banned, I'm hiring MissionControl as my advocate.

-S

missioncontrol

the official BYOAC defense attorney

You take payment in bread crumbs?

my guess would be bacon.

[Stingray]

He works for free, provided you don't mind that he won't be wearing any pants.

-S

[Harry Potter]

In which case I've won already. The Judge and jury will run out of the court screaming, leaving me a free man.

[c64rulez]

No man.
You lose big time cause he's there with you, all alone, pants off.
Can you hear the screaming now ?

[Harry Potter]

I'll wear a paper bag with no eye-holes and some cotton wool in my ears. 

[missioncontrol]

pants are for losers

[PetitMorte]

Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to fish, and you lose a valuable customer.

[missioncontrol]

but what about the fire I know there was fire...all great things involve fire

[ChadTower]

Shut up or I will be forced to roll out my newest, most effective message board tactic to date:

[missioncontrol]

lol that was great chad

[Stingray]

but what about the fire I know there was fire...all great things involve fire

Since you've lost your customer anyway, it's okay to set the guy on fire. You'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-S

[missioncontrol]

but what about the fire I know there was fire...all great things involve fire

Since you've lost your customer anyway, it's okay to set the guy on fire. You'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-S

yeah tha'll lurn ya not to shop at.....ummm what's the name of my store?

[Stingray]

ummm what's the name of my store?

The Happy Trouser Trout?

-S

[missioncontrol]

works for me

[DrewKaree]

Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to fish, and you lose a valuable customer.

It's like a friggin A.D.D. convention in here


It's "Fire a fish before he works as a teacher.  Flannel pants make him warm for the rest of his life, especially if he's riding a bicycle"

[c64rulez]

Deja Vu

Please reshuffle this thread

[missioncontrol]

I like fried fish and raw fish too

[Stingray]

Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to fish, and you lose a valuable customer.

It's like a friggin A.D.D. convention in here


It's "Fire a fish before he works as a teacher.  Flannel pants make him warm for the rest of his life, especially if he's riding a bicycle"

Isn't there something in there about 'only two things smell like fish'?

-S

[More Cowbell]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum, I can say that C64 seems a little too "overanxious". I mean, just because I don't "joke" the right way or "speak" in "decipherable" sentences or "bathe" regularly doesn't mean that we can't all "get along". And just because I SPEAK ALL IN CAPS MOST OF THE TIME doesn't mean I am a "hot head".
Am I right? Deal or no deal?

Sorry, too many beers at lunch.

[Stingray]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum... Sorry, too many beers at lunch.

Consider yourself to be accepted.

-S

[DrewKaree]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum... Sorry, too many beers at lunch.

Consider yourself to be accepted.

-S

We never voted on this yet.  Your acceptance is pending

[Harry Potter]

We got vets? Cool.

I pissed on my cat and it's burning a hole through it slowly. What should I do?

[DrewKaree]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum, I can say that C64 seems a little too "overanxious". I mean, just because I don't "joke" the right way or "speak" in "decipherable" sentences or "bathe" regularly doesn't mean that we can't all "get along". And just because I SPEAK ALL IN CAPS MOST OF THE TIME doesn't mean I am a "hot head".
Am I right? Deal or no deal?

Sorry, too many beers at lunch.

We'll accept you if you "stop" using "quotes" so "much" in "one" sentence.  "Space" it "out" over "a" whole "paragraph", it's "hurting" my "eyes"   

[DrewKaree]

We got vets? Cool.

I pissed on my cat and it's burning a hole through it slowly. What should I do?

Salute and recognize you've done your doodie

[markrvp]

We got vets? Cool.

I pissed on my cat and it's burning a hole through it slowly. What should I do?

Enjoy!

[Harry Potter]

Ok, I'm saluting but the cat's not getting any better.

[More Cowbell]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum, I can say that C64 seems a little too "overanxious". I mean, just because I don't "joke" the right way or "speak" in "decipherable" sentences or "bathe" regularly doesn't mean that we can't all "get along". And just because I SPEAK ALL IN CAPS MOST OF THE TIME doesn't mean I am a "hot head".
Am I right? Deal or no deal?

Sorry, too many beers at lunch.

We'll accept you if you "stop" using "quotes" so "much" in "one" sentence. "Space" it "out" over "a" whole "paragraph", it's "hurting" my "eyes"

No one can take a "joke" around here.

[Harry Potter]

Is a joke something that happens around election time? 

[Jabba]

or "bathe" regularly

And for gods sake, take a shower!!!, that will get the acceptance around here happening faster 

[DrewKaree]

No one can take a "joke" around here. 

bozz0, this IS election time.  Seems his campaign for acceptance is headed south.  I guess there IS such a thing as too much cowbell

[More Cowbell]

I just want to be loved! 

[nostrebor]

No one can take a "joke" around here. 

Shouldn't this be:

No "one" can "take" a "joke" around "here". 

[More Cowbell]

Sorry my Chris Farley reference fell on deaf ears. He did the quote thing on SNL (right down to the "bathe regularly" thing). I'll try to work more bacon into my jokes going forward.

[DrewKaree]

Now that he's gone, it's time to vote

Regulators, mount up!

[Jabba]

Has he slowed down since Saint banned, then un Banned him?

[markrvp]

Sorry my Chris Farley reference fell on deaf ears. He did the quote thing on SNL (right down to the "bathe regularly" thing). I'll try to work more bacon into my jokes going forward.

You kinda have to "see" that one to have the full "effect." 

[nostrebor]

Perhaps if your user name was Chris Farley, and your avatar was of Chris Farley, oh and you were to use more bacon, we would have gotten your reference.

[pointdablame]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum, I can say that C64 seems a little too "overanxious". I mean, just because I don't "joke" the right way or "speak" in "decipherable" sentences or "bathe" regularly doesn't mean that we can't all "get along". And just because I SPEAK ALL IN CAPS MOST OF THE TIME doesn't mean I am a "hot head".
Am I right? Deal or no deal?

Sorry, too many beers at lunch.

We'll accept you if you "stop" using "quotes" so "much" in "one" sentence.  "Space" it "out" over "a" whole "paragraph", it's "hurting" my "eyes"   

Damn you drew.  I wanted that joke... I was gonna do that... now i'll just .... have to ... use... as many.... elipses.... as possible.... since... i enjoy... them.... very...................


...... much.

[missioncontrol]

Regulators, mount up!

THat's what Seph's mom says

[missioncontrol]

As a noob who still isn't "accepted" among the "vets" of the forum,

I broke a fingernail while posting once. does that make me a disabled vet?

[missioncontrol]

Wow, this is a first, Saint unbanned someone. You're lucky he was feeling *hic* good. 

If I'm not mistaking mistaking Otraotaku was banned and then unbanned, but left on prohibation from when someone hijaked his account and made all kinds of crazy post....

lurn your BYOAC history

[DrewKaree]

Wow, this is a first, Saint unbanned someone. You're lucky he was feeling *hic* good. 

If I'm not mistaking mistaking Otraotaku was banned and then unbanned, but left on prohibation from when someone hijaked his account and made all kinds of crazy post....

lurn your BYOAC history

No, he was fishing with a bicycle and teaching squid to make fire.  He put pants on, and was hosed for decent exposure.  Or something

[c64rulez]

On another unrelated and unimportant issue.
I've found an excellent solution to that curved front on my cabinet. I think it's lovey

BTW, I hope I won't get banned again for posting such irrelevant info on EE.

[DrewKaree]

On another unrelated and unimportant issue.
I've found an excellent solution to that curved front on my cabinet. I think it's lovey

BTW, I hope I won't get banned again for posting such irrelevant info on EE.

You're not allowed to post that stuff in here.  This is EVERYTHING ELSE

Stop cluttering up the sandbox

[c64rulez]

I see now the gloomy truth. I'll never finish my cab
Oh ma, MC seemed so nice on his first post.

The best way of avoiding a trap is knowing of it's existance.

I swear ma, it looked harmless

Yours
c64
The rabbit hole.

P.S.
Send me a flashlight

[missioncontrol]

On another unrelated and unimportant issue.
I've found an excellent solution to that curved front on my cabinet. I think it's lovey

BTW, I hope I won't get banned again for posting such irrelevant info on EE.

no but improper any use of the above bolded and underlined word is prohibited in these boards and cause you to get banned and your manhood card taken away.....

[c64rulez]

Yep. just forgot you are the ruler of all typos, and no other is allowed.
That missed 'L' however has nothing to do with seph's mom.

pssst
When all else fails just use "Seph's mom". use sparingly.

[DrewKaree]

Yep. just forgot you are the ruler of all typos, and no other is allowed.
That missed 'L' however has nothing to do with seph's mom.

pssst
When all else fails just use "Seph's mom". use sparingly.

Use sparingly?  That's like comparing Niagara Falls to a leaky faucet. 

[missioncontrol]

Yep. just forgot you are the ruler of all typos, and no other is allowed.
That missed 'L' however has nothing to do with seph's mom.

pssst
When all else fails just use "Seph's mom". use sparingly.

typos are permited and usually preferred here but use of the "L" word like that is just uncivil like or something

[c64rulez]

Use sparingly?  That's like comparing Niagara Falls to a leaky faucet. 

Rumor has it when she pees Niagra falls indeed looks like a leaky faucet

[Harry Potter]

I get it now.

Familiarise yourself with the 'quote' button when posting new messages.

[c64rulez]

Ah! a post that makes sense. I thought that was not allowed

[Harry Potter]

Ah! a post that makes sense. I thought that was not allowed

Wrong forum.

That's the OTHER one 

[c64rulez]

I have a headache

[Harry Potter]

Are we married or something?   

[c64rulez]

Are we married or something?

definitely the wrong forum

try www.iamwiththatgay.com

[Harry Potter]

OK, start walking this way ----------------------------------------->

And keep going. 

[c64rulez]

Honey, I'm home.