Author Topic: Where are my keys? (Read 4547 times)

TravistyOJ · « **on:** December 14, 2005, 10:03:21 pm »

Dang it, I cant find them!

Bones · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:17:13 pm »

You left them on top of the fridge.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:30:24 pm »

Dang, nope. I think a black hole must have opened up and taken them.

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:33:09 pm »

If your keys did in fact disappear into a singularity I would recommend tearing open that damn wormhole and chasing after them.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:40:53 pm »

I would but it already shut! I need to retear the worm hole, how did they do it in sliders?

Bones · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:53:22 pm »

I dunno how they do it in sliders but in Australia we just say- "Open up ya bloody filthy wormhole ya dirty bastard!".

This line also works on many Aussie girls.......

JONTHEBOMB · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:58:05 pm »

They used something that looked like a television remote.
Check to make sure you didn't leave them in the washer or dryer.
I have a bad habit of washing things in my pockets.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:10:15 pm »

Man even my universal remote wont open up black holes, not so universal now are yah! Dang it, this is pissing me off, I mean i have to go to work tomorrow.

Bones · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:21:24 pm »

I stole them. I am waiting for you to leave. I am about steal from you and poo under your lounge.

quarterback · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:24:44 pm »

They're either in the cushions of your couch, or behind the couch where you threw them when you came home drunk earlier..... or was that me?

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:25:13 pm »

under my lounge? I dont own a lounge? Is that like australian for porch?

Crap, I see you lurking in the bushes.

Bones · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:43:53 pm »

Wow. It just occurred to me how little of what I say, that you people actually understand............

Lounge=Sofa

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:48:46 pm »

Its funny how even though ppl speak the same language, there are so many differences. I once had a roommate in college from canada, and one time he said he had to go to the water closet, i was like what?

(In canada water closet = bathroom)

Oh well, I give up on the keys, tomorrow i make copies of spares.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:55:19 pm »

once you make copies you'll find the originals

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2005, 12:00:19 am »

Once you make copies I would have changed the locks.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:14:59 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 14, 2005, 10:53:22 pm

I dunno how they do it in sliders but in Australia we just say- "Open up ya bloody filthy wormhole ya dirty bastard!".

This line also works on many Aussie girls.......

i can vouch for that. aussie girls arent the most feminine of creatures. unfortunately im too much of a gentleman to use these sorts of lines so i tend to go without...

DrewKaree · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2005, 07:37:35 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on December 15, 2005, 05:14:59 am

i can vouch for that. aussie girls arent the most feminine of creatures. unfortunately im too much of a gentleman to use these sorts of lines so i tend to go without...

Someone's hacked into danny's account, and appears to be a gentleman. Danny's gonna be upset when he finds out this guy's telling us how he's the exact opposite of danny

If you've lost your keys, it's real easy to find them. Just call information.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:36:33 am »

usually when I can't find my keys they end up still being in the front door knob from when I let myself in.....

did you check there?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:22:44 am »

OH! Check the freezer.

ALWAYS check the freezer.

RetroJames · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:28:05 am »

Benefit of marriage: The uterus is a tracking device.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:42:31 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on December 15, 2005, 09:22:44 am

OH!

Stingray · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:03:44 am »

By strange coincidence, a wormhole opened up in my house and a set of keys fell out.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:04:51 am »

Last two times I lost my keys I found them in Seph's mom.

Havok · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:05:23 am »

Hey! I just found your keys! Here they are... Ooops! They just fell down the sewer drain...

Ummm... Sorry?

nostrebor · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:08:58 am »

Usually my lost keys are in my pocket.

Just for grins, you might check there.

quarterback · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2005, 11:52:58 am »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 10:08:58 am

Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. Just for grins, you might check there.

It shounds like you're the one looking for grins by suggesting he fiddle around in your pockets

nostrebor · « **Reply #26 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:31:25 pm »

touche

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:32:56 pm »

Touche means touched in French, you know.

nostrebor · « **Reply #28 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:38:46 pm »

Well, that's seems ironic.

Perhaps i should have said <kelso> BURN! </kelso> instead.

daywane · « **Reply #29 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:39:47 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 10:08:58 am

Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. Just for grins, you might check there.

God. I have done that.
Wife was sure they were in the trash. I used her keys and went to work. At work I found them on my belt ( I allways were them on a clip)
I got home and hid them.
still got busted . The wife had sorted all the trash and was she pissed.

Funny thing now my keys are at the lake. Left them at thanksgiving.

have not had a day off since to go get them.
Bet your keys and mine are at the lake

ChadTower · « **Reply #30 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:39:53 pm »

Now you're complaining that it burns when someone sticks their hand in your pocket.

nostrebor · « **Reply #31 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:42:51 pm »

Not since that last visit to the doctor.

ChadTower · « **Reply #32 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:44:01 pm »

Doctor doctor gimme the news
I gotta bad case of manhands in my pocket

nostrebor · « **Reply #33 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:45:18 pm »

Your ability to make lyrics rhyme is quite amazing!

ChadTower · « **Reply #34 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:47:35 pm »

I have a bunch of worktype stuff I'm doing.

All I could come up with that fast were bruise and Jews.

nostrebor · « **Reply #35 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:52:19 pm »

I most certainly would have taken the time to utilize the word "Jews" in some way.

Edit: Isn't it irritating when your work duties keep you from being your very best?

Havok · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:54:28 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 01:42:51 pm

Not since that last visit to the doctor.

The ointment is working, then?

nostrebor · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:00:35 pm »

Quite well. Thank you.

Now if I could just reach this stupid softball sized Goiter on my back...

ChadTower · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:01:39 pm »

I'm not going near using the word Jews in a message board joke with a ten foot pole.

Stingray · « **Reply #39 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:04:51 pm »

How about "spoo".

-S


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