Author Topic: Where are my keys? (Read 4813 times)

TravistyOJ · « **on:** December 14, 2005, 10:03:21 pm »

Dang it, I cant find them!

Bones · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:17:13 pm »

You left them on top of the fridge.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:30:24 pm »

Dang, nope. I think a black hole must have opened up and taken them.

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:33:09 pm »

If your keys did in fact disappear into a singularity I would recommend tearing open that damn wormhole and chasing after them.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:40:53 pm »

I would but it already shut! I need to retear the worm hole, how did they do it in sliders?

Bones · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:53:22 pm »

I dunno how they do it in sliders but in Australia we just say- "Open up ya bloody filthy wormhole ya dirty bastard!".

This line also works on many Aussie girls.......

JONTHEBOMB · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2005, 10:58:05 pm »

They used something that looked like a television remote.
Check to make sure you didn't leave them in the washer or dryer.
I have a bad habit of washing things in my pockets.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:10:15 pm »

Man even my universal remote wont open up black holes, not so universal now are yah! Dang it, this is pissing me off, I mean i have to go to work tomorrow.

Bones · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:21:24 pm »

I stole them. I am waiting for you to leave. I am about steal from you and poo under your lounge.

quarterback · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:24:44 pm »

They're either in the cushions of your couch, or behind the couch where you threw them when you came home drunk earlier..... or was that me?

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:25:13 pm »

under my lounge? I dont own a lounge? Is that like australian for porch?

Crap, I see you lurking in the bushes.

Bones · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:43:53 pm »

Wow. It just occurred to me how little of what I say, that you people actually understand............

Lounge=Sofa

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:48:46 pm »

Its funny how even though ppl speak the same language, there are so many differences. I once had a roommate in college from canada, and one time he said he had to go to the water closet, i was like what?

(In canada water closet = bathroom)

Oh well, I give up on the keys, tomorrow i make copies of spares.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:55:19 pm »

once you make copies you'll find the originals

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2005, 12:00:19 am »

Once you make copies I would have changed the locks.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:14:59 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on December 14, 2005, 10:53:22 pm

I dunno how they do it in sliders but in Australia we just say- "Open up ya bloody filthy wormhole ya dirty bastard!".

This line also works on many Aussie girls.......

i can vouch for that. aussie girls arent the most feminine of creatures. unfortunately im too much of a gentleman to use these sorts of lines so i tend to go without...

DrewKaree · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2005, 07:37:35 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on December 15, 2005, 05:14:59 am

i can vouch for that. aussie girls arent the most feminine of creatures. unfortunately im too much of a gentleman to use these sorts of lines so i tend to go without...

Someone's hacked into danny's account, and appears to be a gentleman. Danny's gonna be upset when he finds out this guy's telling us how he's the exact opposite of danny

If you've lost your keys, it's real easy to find them. Just call information.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:36:33 am »

usually when I can't find my keys they end up still being in the front door knob from when I let myself in.....

did you check there?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:22:44 am »

OH! Check the freezer.

ALWAYS check the freezer.

RetroJames · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:28:05 am »

Benefit of marriage: The uterus is a tracking device.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:42:31 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on December 15, 2005, 09:22:44 am

OH!

Stingray · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:03:44 am »

By strange coincidence, a wormhole opened up in my house and a set of keys fell out.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:04:51 am »

Last two times I lost my keys I found them in Seph's mom.

Havok · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:05:23 am »

Hey! I just found your keys! Here they are... Ooops! They just fell down the sewer drain...

Ummm... Sorry?

nostrebor · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:08:58 am »

Usually my lost keys are in my pocket.

Just for grins, you might check there.

quarterback · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2005, 11:52:58 am »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 10:08:58 am

Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. Just for grins, you might check there.

It shounds like you're the one looking for grins by suggesting he fiddle around in your pockets

nostrebor · « **Reply #26 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:31:25 pm »

touche

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:32:56 pm »

Touche means touched in French, you know.

nostrebor · « **Reply #28 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:38:46 pm »

Well, that's seems ironic.

Perhaps i should have said <kelso> BURN! </kelso> instead.

daywane · « **Reply #29 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:39:47 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 10:08:58 am

Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. Just for grins, you might check there.

God. I have done that.
Wife was sure they were in the trash. I used her keys and went to work. At work I found them on my belt ( I allways were them on a clip)
I got home and hid them.
still got busted . The wife had sorted all the trash and was she pissed.

Funny thing now my keys are at the lake. Left them at thanksgiving.

have not had a day off since to go get them.
Bet your keys and mine are at the lake

ChadTower · « **Reply #30 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:39:53 pm »

Now you're complaining that it burns when someone sticks their hand in your pocket.

nostrebor · « **Reply #31 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:42:51 pm »

Not since that last visit to the doctor.

ChadTower · « **Reply #32 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:44:01 pm »

Doctor doctor gimme the news
I gotta bad case of manhands in my pocket

nostrebor · « **Reply #33 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:45:18 pm »

Your ability to make lyrics rhyme is quite amazing!

ChadTower · « **Reply #34 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:47:35 pm »

I have a bunch of worktype stuff I'm doing.

All I could come up with that fast were bruise and Jews.

nostrebor · « **Reply #35 on:** December 15, 2005, 01:52:19 pm »

I most certainly would have taken the time to utilize the word "Jews" in some way.

Edit: Isn't it irritating when your work duties keep you from being your very best?

Havok · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:54:28 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 01:42:51 pm

Not since that last visit to the doctor.

The ointment is working, then?

nostrebor · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:00:35 pm »

Quite well. Thank you.

Now if I could just reach this stupid softball sized Goiter on my back...

ChadTower · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:01:39 pm »

I'm not going near using the word Jews in a message board joke with a ten foot pole.

Stingray · « **Reply #39 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:04:51 pm »

How about "spoo".

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #40 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:14:43 pm »

Now you're just making words up. That's not in Merriam-Webster either.

nostrebor · « **Reply #41 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:15:55 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 15, 2005, 03:01:39 pm

I'm not going near using the word Jews in a message board joke with a ten foot pole.

I would suggest pews, but I just cannot get it to fit the application.

Stingray, Wouldn't it be spoos?

nostrebor · « **Reply #42 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:18:56 pm »

Quote from: daywane on December 15, 2005, 01:39:47 pm

I got home and hid them.

I have sooo done this before

She always catches me though. I need to work on my bluff tells.

Stingray · « **Reply #43 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:23:07 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 03:15:55 pm

Stingray, Wouldn't it be spoos?

You could be right.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #44 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:29:03 pm »

Roo's. Damn roo's...... Come to my country, eat all my grass.

ChadTower · « **Reply #45 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:29:31 pm »

But we gave you frogs.

nostrebor · « **Reply #46 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:31:17 pm »

Weren't the Roos already there when you showed up?

Bones · « **Reply #47 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:33:37 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on December 15, 2005, 03:31:17 pm

Weren't the Roos already there when you showed up?

I am not really concerned with the minor technicalities.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #48 on:** December 15, 2005, 11:00:30 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 15, 2005, 03:29:31 pm

But we gave you frogs.

He already thanked you. Remember when he gave you crabs?

ChadTower · « **Reply #49 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:43:03 am »

Indirectly, via his wife.

RetroJames · « **Reply #50 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:07:40 am »

So as we have not heard from Travis can we assume he saw his keys in the floor vent, reached in to get them, and is now trapped up to his shoulderblades, viewing the messages comming in on his PC, and yet sadly unable to reach the keyboard or phone in order to summon help?

Poor Travis.

Poor, poor, Travis.

Dibs on Double Dragon.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #51 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:16:47 am »

Found em this morning!! They werent in that vent, but i did get stuck. It wasnt a pretty sight. As for the Double Dragon, it remains mine!!! HAHAHA

RetroJames · « **Reply #52 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:32:05 am »

You win this round Travis...but I'll be back!

TO THE HYDROFOIL!

Stingray · « **Reply #53 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:39:54 am »

Okay, so where were they?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #54 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:43:30 am »

On the dashboard of the hydrofoil.

TravistyOJ · « **Reply #55 on:** December 16, 2005, 11:13:10 am »

I dont understand this, they were in my roommates room, I didnt even go in there, maybe he accidentally picked them up. JERK!

Stingray · « **Reply #56 on:** December 16, 2005, 11:41:47 am »

Maybe he forgot to put them back after using them to sneak into your room and sniff your underwear.

-S

daywane · « **Reply #57 on:** December 16, 2005, 11:56:00 am »

now that was sick.
why did you even go there $:-\$

Stingray · « **Reply #58 on:** December 16, 2005, 11:58:38 am »

Quote from: daywane on December 16, 2005, 11:56:00 am

now that was sick.
why did you even go there $:-\$

Because that's what I do.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #59 on:** December 16, 2005, 11:59:25 am »

Stingray didn't go there, your roommate did.

Havok · « **Reply #60 on:** December 16, 2005, 01:02:08 pm »

But Stringray does sniff dirty underwear.

And, I'm not talking about the "clean" test...

ChadTower · « **Reply #61 on:** December 16, 2005, 01:03:41 pm »

Dude, if you're not sure if you need to change your underwear, ---smurfing--- change it.

Sniff test my arse.

Havok · « **Reply #62 on:** December 16, 2005, 01:04:40 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 01:03:41 pm

Sniff test my arse.

No way - those pacman tattoos scare me...

Stingray · « **Reply #63 on:** December 16, 2005, 03:13:49 pm »

I'm running out of ribs.

-S

Quote from: Havok on December 16, 2005, 01:04:40 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 01:03:41 pm
Sniff test my arse.

No way - those pacman tattoos scare me...

DrewKaree · « **Reply #64 on:** December 16, 2005, 06:05:08 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on December 16, 2005, 11:58:38 am

Quote from: daywane on December 16, 2005, 11:56:00 am
now that was sick.
why did you even go there $:-\$

Because that's what I do.

-S

S, it's like he's new here or something


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