my post count won't increase in EE

[Zakk]

Gah!  Curses!  Foiled!

were we?

Hard to say.  At any rate we'll probably never know.  It's a mystery.

A mystery?   Oh, I feel a raging clue coming on.

Jinkies!

(the scooby snacks had pot in them)

(why are we whispering?)

(because you'll wake the space/time continuum)

Continuums, (continui?) are by their very nature light sleepers.

REALLY?!?!!!?

[Le Chuck]

Gah!  Curses!  Foiled!

were we?

Hard to say.  At any rate we'll probably never know.  It's a mystery.

A mystery?   Oh, I feel a raging clue coming on.

Jinkies!

(the scooby snacks had pot in them)

(why are we whispering?)

(because you'll wake the space/time continuum)

Continuums, (continui?) are by their very nature light sleepers.

REALLY?!?!!!?

Oh great.  Just great.  This.  This right here.  This is why we can't have nice things.  Look at what you've done to the carpets in here!  And the drapes!

[Vanguard]

You guys need to chill and have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.   

[Le Chuck]

You guys need to chill and have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Hey, you're right! That's my fav beer! Is that your favorite too?

[Vanguard]

I feel the same way.   I drink it in church.

[Zakk]

That's great because I'm the same religion as you!

[Le Chuck]

What a relief, me too. I'll see you all at our political organization's rally!

[Zakk]

What a relief, me too. I'll see you all at our political organization's rally!

That's a great idea! we of course see eye to eye on political topics of all sorts!

[Santoro]

bump.  Come back Zakk!

[Zakk]

Nah, I'm good. 

[Le Chuck]

Nah, I'm good.

Respect. Merry Christmas man.

[Zakk]

Nah, I'm good.

Respect. Merry Christmas man.

Merry Christmas

[Donkey_Kong]

Nah, I'm good.

Respect. Merry Christmas man.

Merry Christmas

Hey Zakk, did your pool house roof cave in yet?

[Zakk]

Nah, I'm good.

Respect. Merry Christmas man.

Merry Christmas

Hey Zakk, did your pool house roof cave in yet?

What an odd thing to ask, why no it didn't     In fact I installed a tv, heater, bar tap  and a retractable awning on or under it this year.

[Donkey_Kong]

Pool area is lookin' great.  Hadn't bumped into you for awhile online, last I remember we were putting a roof on the ole boy. How are things otherwise?

[Zakk]

Pool area is lookin' great.  Hadn't bumped into you for awhile online, last I remember we were putting a roof on the ole boy. How are things otherwise?

Things are good.  Lost a couple of dogs but otherwise all is well.  And you?  I heard things were good at the sign-maikin  ranch?

[missioncontrol]

So post counts really go up now?

[missioncontrol]

Maybe I should have set up a forum instead of photohosting on my site. Imagine an entire forum dedicated to EE. Actually, that's kind of disturbing.

-S

I also don't think this idea will ever catch on.

[leapinlew]

You are not good, you need to come back!

[missioncontrol]

You are not good, you need to come back!

kev's heart is broke

[Zakk]

To be honest, except for you few, it was pretty obvious that a lot of people were happy I left, so no need to make anyone unhappy again. 

[Zakk]

You are not good, you need to come back!

kev's heart is broke

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

[boykster]

You are not good, you need to come back!

kev's heart is broke

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

While that may be true, I bet you know how to load MDF into your truck!

[Zakk]

You are not good, you need to come back!

kev's heart is broke

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

While that may be true, I bet you know how to load MDF into your truck!

pffft, stop messing around, MDF doesn't fit in a truck. 

[HaRuMaN]

You are not good, you need to come back!

kev's heart is broke

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

Lies!

[boykster]

You are not good, you need to come back!

kev's heart is broke

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

While that may be true, I bet you know how to load MDF into your truck!

pffft, stop messing around, MDF doesn't fit in a truck.

Clever - you saw through my trick question!  Of course it doesn't, that's why I always take the car to Home Depot!

[boykster]

What an odd thing to ask, why no it didn't     In fact I installed a tv, heater, bar tap  and a retractable awning on or under it this year.

Oh, and patio / bar looks great except that bucket of Bud....

[Vigo]

Most people would happily guzzle piss if it will get them drunk.

[Zakk]

What an odd thing to ask, why no it didn't     In fact I installed a tv, heater, bar tap  and a retractable awning on or under it this year.

Oh, and patio / bar looks great except that bucket of Bud....

freebie.  I'm actually 100% off the coors/bud/molson.  I'm 100% guinness now.  Had an xmas party with bud on tap, and I didn't have a single sip.  Just can't stand the stuff now, it tastes like bananas for some reason. 

[Ed_McCarron]

I'm 100% guinness now. 

Things are looking up.

[Le Chuck]

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

I get on and post because I drink. never the other way around. That's sick. Just sick.

[Zakk]

Sorry, but you guys were turning me into an alcoholic.  I had no choice.

I get on and post because I drink. never the other way around. That's sick. Just sick.

You are just the worst sort of person.

[Stingray]

2014 needs more Zakk. Not sure who you think is happy that you're gone,  but it isn't me.

-S

[Zakk]

2014 needs more Zakk. Not sure who you think is happy that you're gone,  but it isn't me.

-S

Oh I could never blame you, you little scamp   :hair tousle:

[skippy]

Please come back. It has been awful quiet without you shining outlook on life. 

[Vanguard]

Zakk, you have to come back.   Lew's become the mean one now and he's WAY meaner than you ever were.

He says the most awful hurtful things.   Most nights I just cry myself to sleep.

[leapinlew]

To be honest, except for you few, it was pretty obvious that a lot of people were happy I left, so no need to make anyone unhappy again. 

Since when did you start caring if Vanguard was happy? Besides, you would have loved last month, the V man pissed out a razor sharp jagged pebble, but here is the best part: he was in total agony the entire time! And it took him weeks! It was a win\win for everyone involved.

[Zakk]

Please come back. It has been awful quiet without you shining outlook on life.

Who the ---fudgesicle--- is skippy?

[Zakk]

To be honest, except for you few, it was pretty obvious that a lot of people were happy I left, so no need to make anyone unhappy again. 

Since when did you start caring if Vanguard was happy? Besides, you would have loved last month, the V man pissed out a razor sharp jagged pebble, but here is the best part: he was in total agony the entire time! And it took him weeks! It was a win\win for everyone involved.

I only squelched Vanguard in a moment of self important rage and possibly envy over his nice bathroom.  I really didn't want him to have any physical discomfort in his pee hole.


Is there some sort of "get zakk bakk" thread going on over there?  Am I a wager item?

[missioncontrol]

To be honest, except for you few, it was pretty obvious that a lot of people were happy I left, so no need to make anyone unhappy again. 

Since when did you start caring if Vanguard was happy? Besides, you would have loved last month, the V man pissed out a razor sharp jagged pebble, but here is the best part: he was in total agony the entire time! And it took him weeks! It was a win\win for everyone involved.

I only squelched Vanguard in a moment of self important rage and possibly envy over his nice bathroom.  I really didn't want him to have any physical discomfort in his pee hole.


Is there some sort of "get zakk bakk" thread going on over there?  Am I a wager item?

A regular straight flush