Author Topic: Would your wife brain you if you gave her a dozen roses that looked like this? (Read 3202 times)

DrewKaree · « **on:** November 08, 2005, 09:49:22 pm »

I get the feeling my wife would laugh her ass hat off, but I still wouldn't get "credit" for a stellar bouquet of these

Bones · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2005, 09:56:22 pm »

I never give Mrs Bones roses but I do give her a quality ---tallywhacker---.

MameJunkie · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2005, 10:24:51 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 08, 2005, 09:56:22 pm

I never give Mrs Bones roses but I do give her a quality ---tallywhacker---.

You're more of a man than I am...I wouldn't be able to stand her sleeping with a man ho

j/k

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2005, 10:30:13 pm »

You can't see but I am actually pointing to my crotch in response to the man ho comment....

RayB · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:46:46 am »

At first I thought that was the coolest thing in the world--Looked like it was made of brushed steel.

Then I saw the filename...

shmokes · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:26:46 am »

It is pretty impressive work, afterall.

Goz · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:58:08 am »

One thousand an two uses for duct tape

ErikRuud · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2005, 08:40:15 am »

No, I would not get credit for giving something like that to my wife. I would probably get reminded about all the items on the honey-do list that would have been a better use of my time.

On the other hand, if my kid's made that for her, she would love it.

Stingray · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2005, 08:46:42 am »

I actually did make my wife some roses out of paper and wire once (she still has them). I got full credit, my wife is cool. I wish I would have thought of duct tape though, that one is way cooler.

-S

versapak · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2005, 09:05:07 am »

"brain you"

WTF does that mean?

Stingray · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2005, 09:12:00 am »

Quote from: versapak on November 09, 2005, 09:05:07 am

"brain you"

WTF does that mean?

Hit you in the head with a blunt object until your brain becomes landscape.

-S

versapak · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2005, 09:15:28 am »

Quote from: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 09:12:00 am

Hit you in the head with a blunt object until your brain becomes landscape.

-S

ahhhhhh

heheh

Then... Nope.

I am fairly certain I would get treated most kindly for such a gift.

Of course...

The chances of it coming out looking that good, with me making it, are pretty unlikely, so maybe I would get brained after all.

[EDIT]

Also... It depends on what the circumstance is. If I was trying to give it to her as an "I love you and was thinking of you" gift, then I imagine I would come out substancially better, than if I were giving it to her as some sort of pathetic "I'm sorry" gift.

Stingray · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2005, 09:21:45 am »

I find that buying my wife pretty much anything with no occasion will earn me mucho points.

-S

Effayy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2005, 10:24:52 am »

Hell, I just recently bought my wife a copy of Myst V without occasion, and I'm still collecting on those points!

Quite possibly, I have the coolest wife in the world.

- FA

missioncontrol · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2005, 10:29:12 am »

Quote from: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 09:21:45 am

I find that buying my wife pretty much anything with no occasion will earn me mucho points.

-S

my wife would just complain about me spending money

DrewKaree · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2005, 07:07:09 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 09:12:00 am

Quote from: versapak on November 09, 2005, 09:05:07 am
"brain you"

WTF does that mean?

Hit you in the head with a blunt object until your brain becomes landscape.

-S

I'm trying to figure out (and I think since I typed it out, I know the answer

) if this is a situation of versapak being a whippersnapper (Stingray'll explain that one to you as well) or Stingray being as old as me, hence his ability to know EXACTLY what that old-fogey phrase was.

What a humdinger!

versapak · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2005, 10:44:34 pm »

I am 29, so I have not "quite" hit old-fogey status yet.

With 3 kids, I have certainly felt it creeping up on me though. As long as you keep giving me signs to look out for, then just maybe I can keep ahead of it.

duffjr · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:47:22 pm »

i first read the title as would your wife f your brains out if...

shmokes · « **Reply #18 on:** November 10, 2005, 12:12:14 am »

I ain't never heard the term before this thread. I guess at 27 I'm still a bit of a young'un, though. My dad's like 70, though. Never heard him (or anyone else, for that matter) say it before.

Personally, I think Drew made it up and the only thing it has to do with old people is that without his early onset alzheimers he would probably never have "thought" of it.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #19 on:** November 10, 2005, 12:16:32 am »

I'd cyber-punch you if I could remember who you are and what we were talking about that caused me to become.....hello, I'm DrewKaree, and welcome to the forum!

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** November 10, 2005, 10:06:46 am »

Quote from: shmokes on November 10, 2005, 12:12:14 am

...at 27 I'm still a bit of a young'un...

Funny, I had you pegged at closer to the 20, 21 range. Turns out I'm only 8 years older than you. I guess on the internet 35 drops you squarely in the old fogey range. I don't have any kids though, so I can still act as imature as I want. Plus I can walk through the house naked, which I only mention so that everyone can have that mental image in their head this morning.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** November 10, 2005, 10:14:11 am »

I've heard it a thousand times, he didn't make it up.

allroy1975 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 10, 2005, 10:40:56 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 10, 2005, 10:14:11 am

I've heard it a thousand times, he didn't make it up.

jesus..don't you guys ever watch the Three Stooges? I think they invented that term!

I'm sure they didn't, but they said it a lot. I knew exactly what you meant. I'm 30.

Allroy

ChadTower · « **Reply #23 on:** November 10, 2005, 10:55:13 am »

Alas, they barely ever even show the Three Stooges anymore.

Stingray · « **Reply #24 on:** November 10, 2005, 10:59:23 am »

Quote from: allroy1975 on November 10, 2005, 10:40:56 am

jesus..don't you guys ever watch the Three Stooges?

HA! Good catch, that's surely where I've heard the term.

-S

allroy1975 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2005, 11:28:12 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 10, 2005, 10:55:13 am

Alas, they barely ever even show the Three Stooges anymore.

and if you ask me..that's what's wrong with this country.

W. took the stooges off the air cuz they made him look stupid.

Allroy

Stingray · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2005, 11:44:21 am »

That's funny, I see them on the weekends now & then. Not sure what channel, but they're on fairly often.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2005, 11:50:53 am »

That's because you're still getting signals sent in 1987.

Stingray · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2005, 11:56:00 am »

So now you know that I'm actually posting from a secret base located 18 light years from Earth.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2005, 12:02:03 pm »

You must have a hella good ISP.

Stingray · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2005, 12:25:38 pm »

They say I have the longest cable in the universe.

-S

duffjr · « **Reply #31 on:** November 10, 2005, 02:39:57 pm »

Quote from: allroy1975 on November 10, 2005, 10:40:56 am

Quote from: ChadTower on November 10, 2005, 10:14:11 am

I've heard it a thousand times, he didn't make it up.

jesus..don't you guys ever watch the Three Stooges? I think they invented that term!

I'm sure they didn't, but they said it a lot. I knew exactly what you meant. I'm 30.

Allroy

all you guys are getting married early. i figured 35-40 for both of you.

allroy1975 · « **Reply #32 on:** November 10, 2005, 03:19:23 pm »

Quote from: duffjr on November 10, 2005, 02:39:57 pm

all you guys are getting married early. i figured 35-40 for both of you.

and this is my 2nd marriage....hard to believe the first one got sick of me.

Quote from: allroy1975 on November 10, 2005, 11:28:12 am

W. took the stooges off the air cuz they made him look stupid.

I forgot to say that this was a joke. I don't have any non biased sources. I just made it up because I thought I'd get a laugh. I chuckled....mission accomplished.

Allroy

Stingray · « **Reply #33 on:** November 10, 2005, 03:33:12 pm »

Quote from: allroy1975 on November 10, 2005, 03:19:23 pm

I forgot to say that this was a joke. I don't have any non biased sources. I just made it up because I thought I'd get a laugh. I chuckled....mission accomplished.

Allroy

I thought it was funny too, if that makes you feel any better.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #34 on:** November 10, 2005, 08:42:12 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 10, 2005, 10:06:46 am

I don't have any kids though, so I can still act as imature as I want. Plus I can walk through the house naked, which I only mention so that everyone can have that mental image in their head this morning.

-S

I DO have kids, and can do the exact same things you brag about. The only difference is that in my house, I get many more funny looks than you. I figure if they think I'm nuts now, they'll never realize when I become senile

duffjr · « **Reply #35 on:** November 11, 2005, 12:55:50 am »

i've been watching the drew carey show lately. i'm trying to stay one step ahead.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #36 on:** November 11, 2005, 01:09:35 am »

I saw them when they were originals. I also saw him perform a few times. You're taking one step forward and I'm shoving you two steps back.

Now if I could get some motivation for yet ANOTHER project, I'd brew my own beer in the garage too. I can see it now:

Step 1) Get a garage

duffjr · « **Reply #37 on:** November 11, 2005, 01:18:54 am »

i've been watching la galaxy games.

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** November 11, 2005, 10:47:48 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 11, 2005, 01:09:35 am

Now if I could get some motivation for yet ANOTHER project, I'd brew my own beer in the garage too. I can see it now:

Will this beer have caffine? Sign me up for a keg.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #39 on:** November 12, 2005, 11:59:23 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 11, 2005, 10:47:48 am

Will this beer have caffine? Sign me up for a keg.

-S

Oswald, is that you?

Great idea, but we'll need a catchy name for it


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