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ChadTower

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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2005, 02:06:39 pm »
Fried pizza... dude, you weigh about 450lb or something?   ;D

Guys, make it easy on yourselves and use a toaster oven.
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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2005, 02:08:02 pm »
Fried pizza? WTF? Will no one be truly satisfied until all is dipped in boiling oil and tastelessly annihilated?
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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2005, 02:10:30 pm »
Introducing the missioncontrol tried and true TM way of reheating a pizza......

step 1. position self on couch with a beer
step 2. yell "hey wench where's my damn pizza at"

















































step 3. catch pizza as it comes speeding at your head.

note: at the speed she threw the pizza the friction should have warmed it up nicely.
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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2005, 02:13:07 pm »

We know your wife, bro, don't front like she didn't eat all the pizza already.
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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2005, 02:13:26 pm »
Sadly, using MissionC's method, you will have no teeth left with which to chew the pizza. :)

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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2005, 02:14:49 pm »
Quote from: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 02:13:26 pm
Sadly, using MissionC's method, you will have no teeth left with which to chew the pizza. :)

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step 4 Liquify pizza and attach to feeding tube
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Re: whyyyyyyyyyy
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2005, 02:27:25 pm »
just gum it till you BYO false teeth
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