I am Zaphod Beeblebrox. I am the master master of the 7univerze. I was walking front he pub and just for fun, decided to let the air out of some blokes tyres.
Then my mate (the dumass who I was house-sitting for) did not let me swap license plates on his neighbours cars.
And all your mums are hos who I did it with tonit5e.
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