INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original$1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan