Author Topic: Worst paigeoliver advice (Read 7273 times)

DrewKaree · « **Reply #40 on:** September 21, 2005, 01:15:57 am »

Quote from: Shape D. on September 20, 2005, 11:07:20 am

You will never use the 3rd and 4th joysticks (unless you have children or live in a dorm).
I would maybe add that you would use them rareley even with kids.

2 boys, each inviting a friend over, OFTEN leads to 4 player madness - to the tune of at least once during the weekend, and sometimes 2 or more when school's not in.

It's nice schooling 16-year olds who think they can take you in a game simply because you don't enjoy games like Half Life or Doom or whatever the young whippersnappers are playing nowadays.

Oh, and beating their @$$ in Madden makes me "First Pick" against their new sucker friends when they wanna goof on 'em. I'm raisin' 'em up good!

danny_galaga · « **Reply #41 on:** September 21, 2005, 07:26:50 am »

none of the above. all your advice is sound (",)

ChadTower · « **Reply #42 on:** September 21, 2005, 08:58:46 am »

I used to be the wrestling game ringer for my younger brother in law. He'd bring around whatever friend claimed to be unbeatable in something like WCW Vs NWO World Tour and I'd proceed to slap him around for a half hour before finally deciding to pin him and end it.

Then we'd turn on the N64.

Edgedamage · « **Reply #43 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:22:54 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on September 20, 2005, 07:30:20 am

Mopeds, scooters, everything of this nature.

I dig big bore bikes, I can't even for a moment tolerate the scooter fetish. It's like a genetic condition that I have zero control over.

Scooters. They are like drinking light beer or smoking THC free pot. There simply is no point.

Wrong scooters are cool!!

ChadTower · « **Reply #44 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:23:54 am »

Stingray, photoshop that so the flame is coming out of his butt. Immediately.

Stingray · « **Reply #45 on:** September 21, 2005, 10:12:06 am »

Gives a new context to the mask that he's wearing doesn't it?

-S

Goz · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2005, 10:13:57 am »

Ring of fire... caution this happened to me once.

Say no to lots of beer and habanero peppers.

-Goz

ChadTower · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2005, 10:49:53 am »

So, now we've taken a fake photo and faked it further to make it funnier. Could we do something more time wasting?

Stingray · « **Reply #48 on:** September 21, 2005, 10:56:52 am »

Edit: moderated myself again. I was tempted to take another cheap shot at a certain multi-arcade machine producer. This is starting to give me intestinal cramps.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #49 on:** September 21, 2005, 10:57:59 am »

Put the dude in outer space fighting some Ties.

Goz · « **Reply #50 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:09:04 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 21, 2005, 10:56:52 am

Edit: moderated myself again. I was tempted to take another cheap shot at a certain multi-arcade machine producer. This is starting to give me intestinal cramps.

-S

Photoshop his head on Tess. It may seem childish, but at least Bones would give it a toss

jk

ChadTower · « **Reply #51 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:10:18 am »

Well his head has to be at least as attractive as hers. I mean he IS alive.

Goz · « **Reply #52 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:14:10 am »

on second thought she had a more masculine face than him. How about giving him moobs.

ChadTower · « **Reply #53 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:18:54 am »

Mmm, gynecomastia.

Stingray · « **Reply #54 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:21:34 am »

ChadTower · « **Reply #55 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:31:40 am »

Dude that's better than I expected. It's like my own personal fark.

Stingray · « **Reply #56 on:** September 21, 2005, 11:57:06 am »

Bones · « **Reply #57 on:** September 21, 2005, 05:15:37 pm »

Quote from: Gozur on September 21, 2005, 11:09:04 am

Photoshop his head on Tess. It may seem childish, but at least Bones would give it a toss jk

I stand by my original comments. There ain't nothing 2 paperbags can't fix.

shmokes · « **Reply #58 on:** September 21, 2005, 07:20:28 pm »

C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old. She's a bombshell for her age.

Bones · « **Reply #59 on:** September 21, 2005, 07:27:28 pm »

When 900 years you become, look so good you will not.

ChadTower · « **Reply #60 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:31:26 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on September 21, 2005, 07:20:28 pm

C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old. She's a bombshell for her age.

So? Given the choice between a live grenade and an unexploded land mine from World War I, I'll choose the grenade.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #61 on:** September 21, 2005, 09:55:48 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 09:31:26 pm

Quote from: shmokes on September 21, 2005, 07:20:28 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old. She's a bombshell for her age.

So? Given the choice between a live grenade and an unexploded land mine from World War I, I'll choose the grenade.

Given that same choice, I'd fight you for the grenade

Stingray · « **Reply #62 on:** September 22, 2005, 10:56:05 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on September 21, 2005, 09:55:48 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 09:31:26 pm
Quote from: shmokes on September 21, 2005, 07:20:28 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old. She's a bombshell for her age.

So? Given the choice between a live grenade and an unexploded land mine from World War I, I'll choose the grenade.

Given that same choice, I'd fight you for the grenade

Given the choice I'd take a beer and slab of bacon.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #63 on:** September 22, 2005, 10:57:09 am »

Now I know why Stingray named it cheesecake.

beer, bacon, cheesecake... dude weighs 450lb.

Shape D. · « **Reply #64 on:** September 22, 2005, 11:03:17 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 22, 2005, 10:57:09 am

Now I know why Stingray named it cheesecake.

actually he stole that from saint.

ChadTower · « **Reply #65 on:** September 22, 2005, 11:04:43 am »

The new vision of Stingray

Stingray · « **Reply #66 on:** September 22, 2005, 01:24:55 pm »

Sadly, I'm just a little wimp in real life.

-S

danny_galaga · « **Reply #67 on:** September 23, 2005, 09:38:37 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on September 21, 2005, 09:55:48 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on September 21, 2005, 09:31:26 pm
Quote from: shmokes on September 21, 2005, 07:20:28 pm
C'mon....Tess is probably like 48 years old.


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