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« on: August 31, 2005, 01:29:38 pm »
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Re: bacon
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2005, 01:33:19 pm »
Am I supposed to be seeing something?

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Re: bacon
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2005, 02:41:45 pm »
It looks like he is having his period.
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Re: bacon
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2005, 02:42:56 pm »
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Re: bacon
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2005, 02:45:18 pm »
This thread sucks.

You're trying too hard... or not at all... I'm not really sure.
first off your and idiot

Man I love the internet, haha.

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Re: bacon
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2005, 02:46:19 pm »
This is still the best of most of the current threads. You'd think this was an election year with all of the anger in EE today.

I'll just repost a picture of my Ultracade Whack-A-Mullet.

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Re: bacon
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 02:49:00 pm »
I thought suckage was a requirement to be part of EE.

I had bacon for lunch today.
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Re: bacon
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 02:57:24 pm »
Sunday, I went to my buddies to cut some wood for my cabinet.  I forgot my phone and went back home. I opened the door and the wonderful smell of bacon kissed my nose holes. I thought of you guys. awwwww
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Re: bacon
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2005, 02:59:12 pm »
the wonderful smell of bacon kissed my nose holes.


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Re: bacon
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 04:51:36 pm »
Mmmmmmm, bacon.

I cooked up a whole bunch this Sunday for the kids. It was a full package and it was gone quicker than a Hobo does down on a TV dinner.

I just love Bacon!

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Re: bacon
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2005, 04:52:04 pm »
And by the way, bacon is much better than brussels sprouts!

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Re: bacon
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2005, 06:15:50 pm »
Sunday, I went to my buddies to cut some wood for my cabinet.  I forgot my phone and went back home. I opened the door and the wonderful smell of bacon kissed my nose holes. I thought of you guys. awwwww

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Re: bacon
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2005, 06:25:55 pm »
I just got back from having breakfast at my work cafeteria.

I had scrambled eggs on toast with tabasco sauce and 3 pieces of bacon. The bacon was not crispy.

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Re: bacon
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 08:38:36 pm »
I just had 2 BLT's for dinner. :D Tomorrow I will finish the bacon off in a Bacon and Mayo on toast sandwitch. Extra Mayo and extra Bacon. :) I wonder if I will make it to 40?

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Re: bacon sucks
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2005, 09:41:34 am »
where's the bacon sucks thread.  i never liked bacon.  the only pork i like is pepperoni.  i did enjoy a blt once or twice in my lifetime
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Re: bacon sucks
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2005, 11:48:44 am »
where's the bacon sucks thread.  i never liked bacon.  the only pork i like is pepperoni.  i did enjoy a blt once or twice in my lifetime

It's across the hall at the Build Your Own Ballet Slippers forum, Nancy. ;)

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Re: bacon
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2005, 03:34:04 pm »
I think Saint's nuking bacon threads    :o

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Re: tofu
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2005, 04:35:41 pm »
oh the humanity................

make the mean people stop toying with us.......

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Re: tofu
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2005, 04:38:35 pm »
is for all of mankind to enjoy. Time for revolution. Or maybe a nap.

I'll go with the nap.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2005, 04:40:43 pm »
yep it's past my bed time...........

I'm out


now I'll have tofu nightmares all night long
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Re: tofu
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2005, 04:44:17 pm »
Maybe revolution after all.







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Re: tofu
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2005, 04:45:08 pm »
Oh god. Is T0fu b4c0n and b4c0n is t0fu?

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Re: tofu
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2005, 04:46:27 pm »
You can take my when you pry it out of my cold, dead, and rock hard arteries. ;)

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Re: tofu
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2005, 04:52:09 pm »
Thanks to Stingray and , I can have my fresh tasty any time I want my fresh tasty !

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Re: tofu
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2005, 04:52:55 pm »
--BINGO! Either that, or I was attempting to say "before" but it was too many letters to type--(0N

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Re: tofu
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2005, 04:54:19 pm »
It wasn't bacon - it was the sliced fruit alluding to female genetalia that I objected to.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2005, 04:55:15 pm »
Thanks to Stingray and , I can have my fresh tasty any time I want my fresh tasty !

Thank you Stingray, and thank you

My is your . :)

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Re: tofu
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2005, 04:58:22 pm »
Things Saint must be getting tired of:

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Re: tofu
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2005, 04:59:58 pm »
Yet he has no problem with health food and daisies. Not that there's anything wrong with...

...just kidding Saint. Please don't ban me.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2005, 05:30:58 pm »
They can take away our freedom but they will never take our .


Sorry guys. I kept it ultra clean but I am to blame for this one.
It wasn't tofu - it was the sliced fruit alluding to female genetalia that I objected to.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2005, 06:09:26 pm »
forget you ---daisies---, I'm taking this thread down with me.
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Re: tofu
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2005, 06:47:11 pm »
They can take away our freedom but they will never take our .


Sorry guys. I kept it ultra clean but I am to blame for this one.
It wasn't tofu - it was the sliced fruit alluding to female genetalia that I objected to.

Hey thanks, Bones. I never even got to see that thread, much less post in it. Do me a favor, whenever you post something that will send a thread to P.H., check what time it is in Oklahoma first. How am I supposed to increase my hellcount if the thread gets sent there while I'm sleeping? ;)

Is it just the beer talking or is this thread frackin' hilarious with all the tofu sprinkled all over it?

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Re: tofu
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2005, 06:49:52 pm »
Sleeping is for the weak. You get what you deserve.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2005, 07:43:44 pm »
This thread shouldnt even exist in this bac0n enriched forum....its sacrilege
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Going to Mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2005, 08:20:47 pm »
Ok, this is officially the best thread ever....


..... Why you ask?




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Re: tofu
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2005, 08:35:35 pm »
Yeesh! Check out these sickos:

While I type this, I am eating tofu.

Me too as a matter of fact. tofu cheeseburger to be specific.

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If you have tofu on a salad does that still count as proper consumption or is it considered to be void because of the semi-healthy context?

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Context isn't important, authenticity is... thus, it only counts if it's a strip of tofu, not tofu bits.

tofu bits are like an Ultracade.  They taste and smell like tofu but suck anyway.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2005, 10:59:10 pm »
This is terrible...the word bac0n comes out as tofu lmao
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Re: tofu
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2005, 11:25:36 pm »
yeah, but daisies comes out as daisies, so stop being such a daisy and shut your artichoke before I kick you in the brussels sprouts. ;)

Ya know, with the auto-censor, this is getting to be like a friggen Mad Libs chain story. ;D
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Re: tofu
« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2005, 08:49:23 am »


Ya know, with the auto-censor, this is getting to be like a friggen Mad Libs chain story. ;D

I have a very special verb I've been saving for just such an occasion.

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Re: tofu
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2005, 09:06:35 am »
ever had deep fried tofu wrapped in bacon? yumm....