Author Topic: bacon (Read 3569 times)

Stingray · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2005, 01:33:19 pm »

Am I supposed to be seeing something?

-S

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:41:45 pm »

It looks like he is having his period.

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:42:56 pm »

pointdablame · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:45:18 pm »

This thread sucks.

You're trying too hard... or not at all... I'm not really sure.

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:46:19 pm »

This is still the best of most of the current threads. You'd think this was an election year with all of the anger in EE today.

I'll just repost a picture of my Ultracade Whack-A-Mullet.

-S

DarkKobold · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:49:00 pm »

I thought suckage was a requirement to be part of EE.

I had bacon for lunch today.

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:57:24 pm »

Sunday, I went to my buddies to cut some wood for my cabinet. I forgot my phone and went back home. I opened the door and the wonderful smell of bacon kissed my nose holes. I thought of you guys. awwwww

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:59:12 pm »

Quote from: Clonedsheep on August 31, 2005, 02:57:24 pm

the wonderful smell of bacon kissed my nose holes.

Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2005, 04:51:36 pm »

Mmmmmmm, bacon.

I cooked up a whole bunch this Sunday for the kids. It was a full package and it was gone quicker than a Hobo does down on a TV dinner.

I just love Bacon!

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2005, 04:52:04 pm »

And by the way, bacon is much better than brussels sprouts!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2005, 06:15:50 pm »

Quote from: Clonedsheep on August 31, 2005, 02:57:24 pm

Sunday, I went to my buddies to cut some wood for my cabinet. I forgot my phone and went back home. I opened the door and the wonderful smell of bacon kissed my nose holes. I thought of you guys. awwwww

Dude, YOU'RE a nose hole!

Bones · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2005, 06:25:55 pm »

I just got back from having breakfast at my work cafeteria.

I had scrambled eggs on toast with tabasco sauce and 3 pieces of bacon. The bacon was not crispy.

J_K_M_A_N · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2005, 08:38:36 pm »

I just had 2 BLT's for dinner.

Tomorrow I will finish the bacon off in a Bacon and Mayo on toast sandwitch. Extra Mayo and extra Bacon.

I wonder if I will make it to 40?

J_K_M_A_N

duffjr · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2005, 09:41:34 am »

where's the bacon sucks thread. i never liked bacon. the only pork i like is pepperoni. i did enjoy a blt once or twice in my lifetime

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:48:44 am »

Quote from: duffjr on September 01, 2005, 09:41:34 am

where's the bacon sucks thread. i never liked bacon. the only pork i like is pepperoni. i did enjoy a blt once or twice in my lifetime

It's across the hall at the Build Your Own Ballet Slippers forum, Nancy.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2005, 03:34:04 pm »

I think Saint's nuking bacon threads

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=42448.0

missioncontrol · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:35:41 pm »

oh the humanity................

make the mean people stop toying with us.......

you can't play god when it comes to --BINGO! Either that, or I was attempting to say "before" but it was too many letters to type--(0N

Stingray · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:38:35 pm »

is for all of mankind to enjoy. Time for revolution. Or maybe a nap.

I'll go with the nap.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:40:43 pm »

yep it's past my bed time...........

I'm out

now I'll have tofu nightmares all night long

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:44:17 pm »

Maybe revolution after all.

-S

DarkKobold · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:45:08 pm »

Oh god. Is T0fu b4c0n and b4c0n is t0fu?

Noooooooo..........

Stingray · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:46:27 pm »

You can take my

when you pry it out of my cold, dead, and rock hard arteries.

-S

DarkKobold · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:52:09 pm »

Thanks to Stingray and

, I can have my fresh tasty

any time I want my fresh tasty

!

Thank you Stingray, and thank you

missioncontrol · « **Reply #24 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:52:55 pm »

--BINGO! Either that, or I was attempting to say "before" but it was too many letters to type--(0N

saint · « **Reply #25 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:54:19 pm »

It wasn't bacon - it was the sliced fruit alluding to female genetalia that I objected to.

--- saint

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 01, 2005, 03:34:04 pm

I think Saint's nuking tofu threads

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=42448.0

Stingray · « **Reply #26 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:55:15 pm »

Quote from: DarkKobold on September 01, 2005, 04:52:09 pm

Thanks to Stingray and , I can have my fresh tasty any time I want my fresh tasty !

Thank you Stingray, and thank you

My

is your

.

-S

DarkKobold · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:58:22 pm »

Things Saint must be getting tired of:

Political threads.
Drew Karee and Chad Tower vs. MrC. *deathmatch at 8!*

Jessica Simpson
Borderline Nudity
Me.

Stingray · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2005, 04:59:58 pm »

Yet he has no problem with health food and daisies. Not that there's anything wrong with...

...just kidding Saint. Please don't ban me.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2005, 05:30:58 pm »

They can take away our freedom but they will never take our

.

Sorry guys. I kept it ultra clean but I am to blame for this one.

Quote from: saint on September 01, 2005, 04:54:19 pm

It wasn't tofu - it was the sliced fruit alluding to female genetalia that I objected to.

Shape D. · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2005, 06:09:26 pm »

forget you ---daisies---, I'm taking this thread down with me.

Stingray · « **Reply #31 on:** September 01, 2005, 06:47:11 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 01, 2005, 05:30:58 pm

They can take away our freedom but they will never take our .

Sorry guys. I kept it ultra clean but I am to blame for this one.
Quote from: saint on September 01, 2005, 04:54:19 pm
It wasn't tofu - it was the sliced fruit alluding to female genetalia that I objected to.

Hey thanks, Bones. I never even got to see that thread, much less post in it. Do me a favor, whenever you post something that will send a thread to P.H., check what time it is in Oklahoma first. How am I supposed to increase my hellcount if the thread gets sent there while I'm sleeping?

Is it just the beer talking or is this thread frackin' hilarious with all the tofu sprinkled all over it?

-S

Bones · « **Reply #32 on:** September 01, 2005, 06:49:52 pm »

Sleeping is for the weak. You get what you deserve.

psik0tik · « **Reply #33 on:** September 01, 2005, 07:43:44 pm »

This thread shouldnt even exist in this bac0n enriched forum....its sacrilege

Effayy · « **Reply #34 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:20:47 pm »

Ok, this is officially the best thread ever....

..... Why you ask?

.... I was the "O"

- FA

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #35 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:35:35 pm »

Yeesh! Check out these sickos:

Quote from: ChadTower on August 19, 2005, 12:05:24 pm

While I type this, I am eating tofu.

Quote from: Stingray on August 19, 2005, 01:01:48 pm

Me too as a matter of fact. tofu cheeseburger to be specific.

-S

Quote from: Baker535 on August 19, 2005, 02:08:40 pm

tofu Experts,

If you have tofu on a salad does that still count as proper consumption or is it considered to be void because of the semi-healthy context?

-baker

Quote from: ChadTower on August 19, 2005, 02:12:42 pm

Context isn't important, authenticity is... thus, it only counts if it's a strip of tofu, not tofu bits.

tofu bits are like an Ultracade. They taste and smell like tofu but suck anyway.

psik0tik · « **Reply #36 on:** September 01, 2005, 10:59:10 pm »

This is terrible...the word bac0n comes out as tofu lmao

DrewKaree · « **Reply #37 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:25:36 pm »

yeah, but daisies comes out as daisies, so stop being such a daisy and shut your artichoke before I kick you in the brussels sprouts.

Ya know, with the auto-censor, this is getting to be like a friggen Mad Libs chain story.

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2005, 08:49:23 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on September 01, 2005, 11:25:36 pm

Ya know, with the auto-censor, this is getting to be like a friggen Mad Libs chain story.

I have a very special verb I've been saving for just such an occasion.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #39 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:06:35 am »

ever had deep fried tofu wrapped in bacon? yumm....


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