are you ever in your arcade games?

[duffjr]

well, i saw the movie elf, smoked some bad hash and then dreamed i was working for the us military driving the damn helicopter that drops you off in the game "jackal."  i then couldn't get the controls to work, so i learned i was raised by elves and had to find my way back to my real father.  i wandered into a hospital that was hijacked by ninjas, and i had to do the sonya blade/chun li leg choke to take one of the ninja cooks out.  after i started choking people, i realized i was he-man, except i could see him in 3rd person with his enormous pics though he had black chest hair all over here.  i had to crawl through the air ducts to hide from the ninjas and crawled myself into a wedding.  i told everyone i had to get to the castle in the sky where my family of miniature people lived, so the army sent a team out to help me.  he-man went his own way across this bridge while i went with the army with a boat into this cave.  we climbed up a giant net that was rumored to have giant spiders.  two attacked me on my way up like the skulltulas from zelda but i fought them off.

[Jabba]

soundz like you were trippin man, and not on Oregano 

[Bones]

Your cone mate....