well, i saw the movie elf, smoked some bad hash and then dreamed i was working for the us military driving the damn helicopter that drops you off in the game "jackal." i then couldn't get the controls to work, so i learned i was raised by elves and had to find my way back to my real father. i wandered into a hospital that was hijacked by ninjas, and i had to do the sonya blade/chun li leg choke to take one of the ninja cooks out. after i started choking people, i realized i was he-man, except i could see him in 3rd person with his enormous pics though he had black chest hair all over here. i had to crawl through the air ducts to hide from the ninjas and crawled myself into a wedding. i told everyone i had to get to the castle in the sky where my family of miniature people lived, so the army sent a team out to help me. he-man went his own way across this bridge while i went with the army with a boat into this cave. we climbed up a giant net that was rumored to have giant spiders. two attacked me on my way up like the skulltulas from zelda but i fought them off.