Author Topic: As it should be (Read 17286 times)

Stingray · « **Reply #40 on:** August 22, 2005, 12:30:46 pm »

If I were eating a bacon cheeseburger & drinking a guiness I'd be phenominally happy right now. Alas, I'm still in my office.

-S

Franco · « **Reply #41 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:21:02 pm »

Now your talking!

ChadTower · « **Reply #42 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:22:34 pm »

I just sneezed and one of the sore muscles in my back spasmed. I almost threw my laptop over the cube wall. ---smurfing--- ouch.

Franco · « **Reply #43 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:33:54 pm »

ALERT!! The lowest of the low - imitation bacon bits!!

And on the subject of fake bacon, I give you.....

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/fake/bacon.html

Stingray · « **Reply #44 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:03:07 pm »

My wife is a vegetarian. Occasionally she tries to feed me this foul crap. It's like Satan in a box. Speaking of boxes, the one the stuff comes in probably tastes more like bacon than the product does. The person who invented it should be boiled in pork fat.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #45 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:09:44 pm »

That just ain't right.

M3talhead · « **Reply #46 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:22:22 pm »

What are everyone's thoughts on turkey bacon?

ChadTower · « **Reply #47 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:24:45 pm »

It could be worse. Look at what Stingray's wife inflicts on him.

Stingray · « **Reply #48 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:32:49 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 22, 2005, 03:09:44 pm

That just ain't right.

I think that's what I said the first time I tasted the stuff. I may have thrown in a couple of auto censoreds.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #49 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:34:30 pm »

I hope for your sake she covers her other wifely duties... vegetarian AND fake bacon is pretty difficult to compensate for.

Stingray · « **Reply #50 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:37:55 pm »

She does very well in all other areas. She even thinks my arcade machines are pretty cool.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #51 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:38:57 pm »

Happiting on the Arcadeist makes up for the vegetaristink.

Sine yo pitty onna runny kine.

Stingray · « **Reply #52 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:44:56 pm »

In alsoness, the fulfilment of the boudoirie-type obligationments are being excecuteedest with most goodly excellentification.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #53 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:48:22 pm »

Excellition.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #54 on:** August 22, 2005, 09:16:43 pm »

Quote from: M3talhead on August 22, 2005, 12:11:12 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on August 22, 2005, 12:10:03 pm

I am eating a bacon cheeseburger.

I'm drinking Guinness........oh....wait.......wrong thread......

I had both yesterday. And not in the bottles like you had. Straight from the tap - bringing the thread topic in. As it should be.

That fake bacon pic looks like a big meaty gross ---meecrob--- bag. You should be removed from this thread for conduct unbecoming a member of the bacon-loving community. At the very least, you should be forced to eat that turd raw with only a piss-warm Blatz to wash it down.

Wati'll I have shmokes smite you....you are IN for it now, mister!

ChadTower · « **Reply #55 on:** August 22, 2005, 10:25:30 pm »

shmokes is all bark. His bite is softer than Ricky Martin getting a lapdance from Jessica Simpson.

ChadTower · « **Reply #56 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:23:52 pm »

I am eating bacon.

I envision this thread as the place we report our bacon eating. A place to brag that I am eating bacon right now are you are not.

Stingray · « **Reply #57 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:42:14 pm »

So am I. Again, bacon cheeseburger. Obviously we have lunch at the same time.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #58 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:45:34 pm »

Well, this is my 45 minute break. I'm teaching an internal class on state transition workflow design today. My back has not completely healed and is killing me from standing by the whiteboard and projector screen, the ibuprofen is giving me massive heartburn, and I hate teaching internal classes.

I usually eat lunch at about noon.

Stingray · « **Reply #59 on:** August 26, 2005, 08:49:25 am »

Sonic has an outstanding bacon, egg & cheese sandwich on Texas toast.

By the way, I'm eating bacon right now and you're not.

-S

Zakk · « **Reply #60 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:39:12 am »

Why do I have this mental image of a whole bunch of greasy fat-a$$es sitting in front of their computers, eating fist fulls of bacon and arguing which star trek episode was worst?

Sweet jesus people, get a grip on yourselves!

Stingray · « **Reply #61 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:45:42 am »

Posting a picture of tofu is enough to induce a lynching 'round these parts.

-S

Zakk · « **Reply #62 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:48:35 am »

(send me your bacon and I'll stop!)

ChadTower · « **Reply #63 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:50:18 am »

I like tofu, my kids like tofu. We eat it probably once a week on average.

Zakk · « **Reply #64 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:53:19 am »

I don't even know what it is. It looks like cheese to me! Chinese cheese? (oooh, say that 10 times) Chinese cheese chinese cheese chinese cheese...

ChadTower · « **Reply #65 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:57:30 am »

Made from soy, tasteless on its own but absorbs the taste of whatever you cook it with. It's nearly pure protein.

Stingray · « **Reply #66 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:04:02 am »

Interestingly, no matter how it's prepared it tastes like overcooked chemical pudding to me.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #67 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:06:39 am »

There are a lot of things that if cooked badly can be gross, but most if not all of them are excellent when done right.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #68 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:41:00 am »

i enjoyed bacon at 1am last night, i came back from AC kinda pissy cause i lost 200$ (blah dont start, im still up =P ) and i called my woman and im like im coming over and i need food, so she made french toast and bacon at 1am. nothing like bacon in the middle of the night

ChadTower · « **Reply #69 on:** August 26, 2005, 12:23:10 pm »

Lunch: steak and cheese sub.. with bacon.

This rules.

Stingray · « **Reply #70 on:** August 26, 2005, 01:48:15 pm »

I had lasagna. No bacon, but it was pretty heavily laden with sausage, which is fairly close I suppose. In any case it was outstanding and the boss paid for it.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #71 on:** August 26, 2005, 01:58:00 pm »

Your boss paid for you to get the heavy sausage.

psik0tik · « **Reply #72 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:07:31 pm »

Im having bacon and I havent watered it down with a sammich or some other additive...Im eating pure unadulterated bacon...And if vegatables had to take a crap..tofu would come out

Stingray · « **Reply #73 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:29:19 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 01:58:00 pm

Your boss paid for you to get the heavy sausage.

It's true. I'm a real pork whore.

-S

M3talhead · « **Reply #74 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:35:18 pm »

Well fellas, I've got about a hour until its Guinness time!!

MMMMMmmmmmm.......frosty....

Stingray · « **Reply #75 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:39:49 pm »

Ah beer. The solution to, and the cause of, all of life's problems.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:44:18 pm »

i should drink tonight, i feel depressed today. i hate dreams

ChadTower · « **Reply #77 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:50:22 pm »

Beer is both a giver and a taker. It makes men fat at the same time it makes women look better.

Stingray · « **Reply #78 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:55:39 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 02:50:22 pm

Beer is both a giver and a taker. It makes men fat at the same time it makes women look better.

Sounds like a win-win to me.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #79 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:57:00 pm »

It would be, if the fat man could get the woman. Alas, the second the woman gets wind that you think she's attractive, she wants someone else. That's female nature.

Of course, even if you get her, eventually you sober up and see that she looks like Don Rumsfeld.


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Author Topic: As it should be (Read 17286 times)

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