Author Topic: Is it an anus? (Read 3210 times)

RayB · « **on:** August 04, 2005, 03:02:31 pm »

Regarding that Dr. Fun cartoon. I'm not sure I get it. Is that supposed to be an anus? Doesn't look like an anus.

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JCL · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2005, 03:56:59 pm »

No, it is a ---auto-censored---. edit: V.A.G.I.N.A. (why is the v word autocensored?)

All Creatures Great and Small was a UK show that ended up on PBS in the US. It's main character was a vet in rural Britain. The name refers to the animals the vet treated.

So my take on the cartoon is that the point of the game is to assist in birthing. For large animals this can involve sticking ones arm *way way* up the female animals private parts.

Stingray · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2005, 04:01:05 pm »

Despite the fact that I've read all (I believe) of the All Creatures Great & Small books, I still have no idea what the auto censored you guys are talking about.

-S

JCL · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2005, 04:04:48 pm »

Look at the front page of this web site (not the forum page, the main main page).

Stingray · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2005, 04:21:14 pm »

Ah. Actually posting the image would have been helpful.

Oh and ick.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2005, 05:27:09 pm »

I believe the correct medical term is cornhole.

saint · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:10:15 pm »

Well, what I took it as was that you had to reach inside and milk whatever the critter was (notice the "Moo"), but either way... ewww...

JCL · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:45:22 pm »

Quote from: saint on August 04, 2005, 07:10:15 pm

Well, what I took it as was that you had to reach inside and milk whatever the critter was (notice the "Moo"), but either way... ewww...

I'm sure I'm wrong, but my first thought was that you really don't know much about farm animals (i.e. you think you need to reach inside an animal to milk it). On second thought, I suspect that you were thinking that the animal's udder was inside and the hole is just a shield for the mess.

I'm pretty sure it's the birthing thing. After all, the show (books first) are about a vet, not a farmer.

RayB · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2005, 09:08:33 pm »

I've seen documentaries where the vet checks cows by putting on a long plastic glove and then they shove their entire arm up the cow's ass. *NO JOKE!* That's why I think it's an anus.

Bones · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2005, 09:14:29 pm »

Quote from: RayB on August 04, 2005, 09:08:33 pm

I've seen documentaries where the vet checks cows by putting on a long plastic glove and then they shove their entire arm up the cow's ass. *NO JOKE!* That's why I think it's an anus.

It's only wrong if the cow doesn't like it.

JCL · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:52:37 pm »

Quote from: RayB on August 04, 2005, 09:08:33 pm

I've seen documentaries where the vet checks cows by putting on a long plastic glove and then they shove their entire arm up the cow's ass. *NO JOKE!*

monkeybomb · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2005, 04:00:30 am »

Quote from: JCL on August 04, 2005, 11:52:37 pm

I guess it's a Rorshak test. It just shows if you think more of potty stuff than ... hmm ... recreational equipment.

Huh huh, You said equipment.

sidekick · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2005, 04:02:06 am »

Quote from: monkeybomb on August 05, 2005, 04:00:30 am

Quote from: JCL on August 04, 2005, 11:52:37 pm

I guess it's a Rorshak test. It just shows if you think more of potty stuff than ... hmm ... recreational equipment.

Huh huh, You said equipment.

you are correct sir!

rchadd · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2005, 07:36:09 am »

its a cow arse

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:49:28 am »

You get bonus points on the "prolapsed uterus" round.

-S

JCL · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2005, 10:35:26 am »

Quote from: Stingray on August 05, 2005, 08:49:28 am

You get bonus points on the "prolapsed uterus" round.

-S

So Stingray -- you've read the books, which orifice did the vet more routinely probe, the fun slide or the chocolate factory?

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2005, 10:55:04 am »

A little of both.

Probably more births than anything. In any case, that's where I learned what a prolapsed uterus is. I could have done with skipping that chapter.

-S

PetitMorte · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2005, 11:16:53 am »

http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/2867/

heeheeheee They said "fistulated cows" heeheeheeheeee

RayB · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2005, 11:44:33 am »

Quote from: JCL on August 04, 2005, 11:52:37 pm

It just shows if you think more of potty stuff than ... hmm ... recreational equipment.

Well! Interesting to know what you consider to be recreational equipment. Grow up on a farm, did ya?

JCL · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:12:11 pm »

Quote from: RayB on August 05, 2005, 11:44:33 am

Quote from: JCL on August 04, 2005, 11:52:37 pm
It just shows if you think more of potty stuff than ... hmm ... recreational equipment.

Well! Interesting to know what you consider to be recreational equipment. Grow up on a farm, did ya?


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Author Topic: Is it an anus? (Read 3210 times)

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